Odd....
I woke up in the middle of the night with a searing pain as if something was gnawing on my ankle only to realize a wasp had got into my bed and stung the crap out of me while i was sleeping. Not the most pleasant awakening.
Yet, more pleasant than waking up to thoughts of Sting.Noise Inspector wrote:
Odd....
I woke up in the middle of the night with a searing pain as if something was gnawing on my ankle only to realize a wasp had got into my bed and stung the crap out of me while i was sleeping. Not the most pleasant awakening.
That happened to me in my late teens, but I didn't manfully sleep through it like you. Leapt out of bed swearing and shouting like a lunatic. The person next to me wasn't impressed.Noise Inspector wrote:
Odd....
I woke up in the middle of the night with a searing pain as if something was gnawing on my ankle only to realize a wasp had got into my bed and stung the crap out of me while i was sleeping. Not the most pleasant awakening.
Sting says "Bring on the Night".Noise Inspector wrote:
Odd....
I woke up in the middle of the night with a searing pain as if something was gnawing on my ankle only to realize a wasp had got into my bed and stung the crap out of me while i was sleeping. Not the most pleasant awakening.
King of Pain.Marky Dread wrote:Sting says "Bring on the Night".Noise Inspector wrote:
Odd....
I woke up in the middle of the night with a searing pain as if something was gnawing on my ankle only to realize a wasp had got into my bed and stung the crap out of me while i was sleeping. Not the most pleasant awakening.
The Bed's Too Big Without You (Wasp)Heston wrote:King of Pain.Marky Dread wrote:Sting says "Bring on the Night".Noise Inspector wrote:
Odd....
I woke up in the middle of the night with a searing pain as if something was gnawing on my ankle only to realize a wasp had got into my bed and stung the crap out of me while i was sleeping. Not the most pleasant awakening.
That cherry has baby genitals.Rat Patrol wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unusually_shaped_vegetable
Heh-heh. The carrots are fucking.
WASP "Animal (Fuck Like a Beast)"tepista wrote:The Bed's Too Big Without You (Wasp)Heston wrote:King of Pain.Marky Dread wrote:Sting says "Bring on the Night".Noise Inspector wrote:
Odd....
I woke up in the middle of the night with a searing pain as if something was gnawing on my ankle only to realize a wasp had got into my bed and stung the crap out of me while i was sleeping. Not the most pleasant awakening.
Yeah, I think I'm all but done with human beings.
This sociological manifestation of bullying can result in severe testicle injury that may require amputation as the only form of treatment.Dr. Medulla wrote:Yeah, I think I'm all but done with human beings.
The parent article has some gold-star writing in it too.tepista wrote:This sociological manifestation of bullying can result in severe testicle injury that may require amputation as the only form of treatment.Dr. Medulla wrote:Yeah, I think I'm all but done with human beings.
That doesn't need to be in the opening paragraph. Is heart attack and your mom cries at your funeral in the opening paragraph for cheeseburgers?
No shit? In Taxachusetts?!?Debagging, also known as repantsing or "pantsing" and various other names ["dacking" in Australia] is the act of pulling down a person's pants and sometimes also the person's underwear, which reveals the person's genitalia. The most common method is to sneak up behind the intended victim, grab the pants', shorts', or skirt's waistband, and apply a quick downward tug before the victim is aware of the debagger's presence.[1] Note: In some US states (e.g., Massachusetts), that is considered sexual harassment and can result in suspension and/or expulsion.[citation needed]
No one actually knows, but it's fun so who cares.Dr. Medulla wrote:WASP "Animal (Fuck Like a Beast)"tepista wrote:The Bed's Too Big Without You (Wasp)Heston wrote:King of Pain.Marky Dread wrote:Sting says "Bring on the Night".Noise Inspector wrote:
Odd....
I woke up in the middle of the night with a searing pain as if something was gnawing on my ankle only to realize a wasp had got into my bed and stung the crap out of me while i was sleeping. Not the most pleasant awakening.
(What are we doing?)
Speaking from experience, no doubt.Rat Patrol wrote:
The parent article has some gold-star writing in it too.
No shit? In Taxachusetts?!?Debagging, also known as repantsing or "pantsing" and various other names ["dacking" in Australia] is the act of pulling down a person's pants and sometimes also the person's underwear, which reveals the person's genitalia. The most common method is to sneak up behind the intended victim, grab the pants', shorts', or skirt's waistband, and apply a quick downward tug before the victim is aware of the debagger's presence.[1] Note: In some US states (e.g., Massachusetts), that is considered sexual harassment and can result in suspension and/or expulsion.[citation needed]