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Re: What are you looking up on Wikipedia right now?
Posted: 27 Oct 2011, 5:32pm
by Noise Inspector
Odd....
I woke up in the middle of the night with a searing pain as if something was gnawing on my ankle only to realize a wasp had got into my bed and stung the crap out of me while i was sleeping. Not the most pleasant awakening.
Re: What are you looking up on Wikipedia right now?
Posted: 27 Oct 2011, 5:33pm
by JennyB
Noise Inspector wrote:
Odd....
I woke up in the middle of the night with a searing pain as if something was gnawing on my ankle only to realize a wasp had got into my bed and stung the crap out of me while i was sleeping. Not the most pleasant awakening.
Yet, more pleasant than waking up to thoughts of Sting.
Hope you're OK.
Re: What are you looking up on Wikipedia right now?
Posted: 27 Oct 2011, 5:40pm
by Silent Majority
Noise Inspector wrote:
Odd....
I woke up in the middle of the night with a searing pain as if something was gnawing on my ankle only to realize a wasp had got into my bed and stung the crap out of me while i was sleeping. Not the most pleasant awakening.
That happened to me in my late teens, but I didn't manfully sleep through it like you. Leapt out of bed swearing and shouting like a lunatic. The person next to me wasn't impressed.
Re: What are you looking up on Wikipedia right now?
Posted: 27 Oct 2011, 5:41pm
by Marky Dread
Noise Inspector wrote:
Odd....
I woke up in the middle of the night with a searing pain as if something was gnawing on my ankle only to realize a wasp had got into my bed and stung the crap out of me while i was sleeping. Not the most pleasant awakening.
Sting says "Bring on the Night".
Re: What are you looking up on Wikipedia right now?
Posted: 27 Oct 2011, 5:42pm
by Heston
Marky Dread wrote:Noise Inspector wrote:
Odd....
I woke up in the middle of the night with a searing pain as if something was gnawing on my ankle only to realize a wasp had got into my bed and stung the crap out of me while i was sleeping. Not the most pleasant awakening.
Sting says "Bring on the Night".
King of Pain.
Re: What are you looking up on Wikipedia right now?
Posted: 27 Oct 2011, 5:45pm
by Rat Patrol
Re: What are you looking up on Wikipedia right now?
Posted: 27 Oct 2011, 5:48pm
by tepista
Heston wrote:Marky Dread wrote:Noise Inspector wrote:
Odd....
I woke up in the middle of the night with a searing pain as if something was gnawing on my ankle only to realize a wasp had got into my bed and stung the crap out of me while i was sleeping. Not the most pleasant awakening.
Sting says "Bring on the Night".
King of Pain.
The Bed's Too Big Without You (Wasp)
Re: What are you looking up on Wikipedia right now?
Posted: 27 Oct 2011, 5:52pm
by Chuck Mangione
That cherry has baby genitals.
Re: What are you looking up on Wikipedia right now?
Posted: 27 Oct 2011, 5:57pm
by Dr. Medulla
tepista wrote:Heston wrote:Marky Dread wrote:Noise Inspector wrote:
Odd....
I woke up in the middle of the night with a searing pain as if something was gnawing on my ankle only to realize a wasp had got into my bed and stung the crap out of me while i was sleeping. Not the most pleasant awakening.
Sting says "Bring on the Night".
King of Pain.
The Bed's Too Big Without You (Wasp)
WASP "Animal (Fuck Like a Beast)"
(What are we doing?)
Re: What are you looking up on Wikipedia right now?
Posted: 27 Oct 2011, 6:06pm
by Rat Patrol
Re: What are you looking up on Wikipedia right now?
Posted: 27 Oct 2011, 6:16pm
by Dr. Medulla
Yeah, I think I'm all but done with human beings.
Re: What are you looking up on Wikipedia right now?
Posted: 27 Oct 2011, 6:19pm
by tepista
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Yeah, I think I'm all but done with human beings.
This sociological manifestation of bullying can result in severe testicle injury that may require amputation as the only form of treatment.
That doesn't need to be in the opening paragraph. Is heart attack and your mom cries at your funeral in the opening paragraph for cheeseburgers?
Re: What are you looking up on Wikipedia right now?
Posted: 27 Oct 2011, 6:25pm
by Rat Patrol
tepista wrote:Dr. Medulla wrote:
Yeah, I think I'm all but done with human beings.
This sociological manifestation of bullying can result in severe testicle injury that may require amputation as the only form of treatment.
That doesn't need to be in the opening paragraph. Is heart attack and your mom cries at your funeral in the opening paragraph for cheeseburgers?
The parent article has some gold-star writing in it too.
Debagging, also known as repantsing or "pantsing" and various other names ["dacking" in Australia] is the act of pulling down a person's pants and sometimes also the person's underwear, which reveals the person's genitalia. The most common method is to sneak up behind the intended victim, grab the pants', shorts', or skirt's waistband, and apply a quick downward tug before the victim is aware of the debagger's presence.[1] Note: In some US states (e.g., Massachusetts), that is considered sexual harassment and can result in suspension and/or expulsion.[citation needed]
No shit? In Taxachusetts?!?
Re: What are you looking up on Wikipedia right now?
Posted: 27 Oct 2011, 6:26pm
by Marky Dread
Dr. Medulla wrote:tepista wrote:Heston wrote:Marky Dread wrote:Noise Inspector wrote:
Odd....
I woke up in the middle of the night with a searing pain as if something was gnawing on my ankle only to realize a wasp had got into my bed and stung the crap out of me while i was sleeping. Not the most pleasant awakening.
Sting says "Bring on the Night".
King of Pain.
The Bed's Too Big Without You (Wasp)
WASP "Animal (Fuck Like a Beast)"
(What are we doing?)
No one actually knows, but it's fun so who cares.
Re: What are you looking up on Wikipedia right now?
Posted: 27 Oct 2011, 6:34pm
by tepista
Rat Patrol wrote:
The parent article has some gold-star writing in it too.
Debagging, also known as repantsing or "pantsing" and various other names ["dacking" in Australia] is the act of pulling down a person's pants and sometimes also the person's underwear, which reveals the person's genitalia. The most common method is to sneak up behind the intended victim, grab the pants', shorts', or skirt's waistband, and apply a quick downward tug before the victim is aware of the debagger's presence.[1] Note: In some US states (e.g., Massachusetts), that is considered sexual harassment and can result in suspension and/or expulsion.[citation needed]
No shit? In Taxachusetts?!?
Speaking from experience, no doubt.
