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revbob wrote:
25 May 2020, 10:31am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 May 2020, 10:08am
Wolter wrote:
25 May 2020, 10:06am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 May 2020, 10:00am
A thought: Singing The Golden Girls theme while rolling your eyes turns it into a thick slice of a pouty teenage girl's sarcastic revenge fantasy.
We need a riot grrrl cover stat.
Kathleen Hanna in her prime bratty girl voice would be perfect. In an alternate universe, this happened.
Im still recovering from the cancelled show 2 weeks ago.
When it's rescheduled, you're obliged to yell, "Do The Golden Girls theme!"
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 May 2020, 10:52am
revbob wrote:
25 May 2020, 10:31am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 May 2020, 10:08am
Wolter wrote:
25 May 2020, 10:06am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 May 2020, 10:00am
A thought: Singing The Golden Girls theme while rolling your eyes turns it into a thick slice of a pouty teenage girl's sarcastic revenge fantasy.
We need a riot grrrl cover stat.
Kathleen Hanna in her prime bratty girl voice would be perfect. In an alternate universe, this happened.
Im still recovering from the cancelled show 2 weeks ago.
When it's rescheduled, you're obliged to yell, "Do The Golden Girls theme!"
That could get an interesting response...

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revbob wrote:
25 May 2020, 11:15am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 May 2020, 10:52am
revbob wrote:
25 May 2020, 10:31am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 May 2020, 10:08am
Wolter wrote:
25 May 2020, 10:06am


We need a riot grrrl cover stat.
Kathleen Hanna in her prime bratty girl voice would be perfect. In an alternate universe, this happened.
Im still recovering from the cancelled show 2 weeks ago.
When it's rescheduled, you're obliged to yell, "Do The Golden Girls theme!"
That could get an interesting response...
A friend of mine would always yell out "Kung Fu Fighting" to bar bands, Doing that with the GG theme could be amusing.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Grocery store barbecue sauces, ranked worst to first

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31 May 2020, 8:49am
Grocery store barbecue sauces, ranked worst to first

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My favorite as a kid was Bullseye, but I think that's because it's what my parents bought. The hot sauce article under that is interesting. The author contends that Sriracha isn't spicy at all, but that he has to fan his tongue after eating anything with Tabasco on it. I would put those two in the same category of "not that spicy."
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revbob wrote:
31 May 2020, 8:49am
Grocery store barbecue sauces, ranked worst to first

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I actually love the KC Masterpiece sauce. I'm terrible.
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The over/under on what you recognize is 90.1%
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Apr 2021, 8:15pm


The over/under on what you recognize is 90.1%
Sparky wasn’t housebroken though.
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Wolter wrote:
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
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The over/under on what you recognize is 90.1%
Sparky wasn’t housebroken though.
The world's my toilet, normie. Very punk.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Wolter wrote:
12 Apr 2021, 8:19pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Apr 2021, 8:15pm


The over/under on what you recognize is 90.1%
Sparky wasn’t housebroken though.
"Sparky wasn’t housebroken though."

Hey, I was toilet trained at a young age I've been told! :mrgreen:
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Sparky wrote:
12 Apr 2021, 8:26pm
Wolter wrote:
12 Apr 2021, 8:19pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Apr 2021, 8:15pm


The over/under on what you recognize is 90.1%
Sparky wasn’t housebroken though.
"Sparky wasn’t housebroken though."

Hey, I was toilet trained at a young age I've been told! :mrgreen:
Not all skills are retained!

(When the Boss and I applied to grad school in NC, we were sent the guide for foreigners, and were told—seriously—that unlike in some countries (read: your own, you heathen), it is inappropriate to urinate in the streets. Yeah, tell it to the kids at house parties, papa.)
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Apr 2021, 8:52pm
Sparky wrote:
12 Apr 2021, 8:26pm
Wolter wrote:
12 Apr 2021, 8:19pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Apr 2021, 8:15pm


The over/under on what you recognize is 90.1%
Sparky wasn’t housebroken though.
"Sparky wasn’t housebroken though."

Hey, I was toilet trained at a young age I've been told! :mrgreen:
Not all skills are retained!

(When the Boss and I applied to grad school in NC, we were sent the guide for foreigners, and were told—seriously—that unlike in some countries (read: your own, you heathen), it is inappropriate to urinate in the streets. Yeah, tell it to the kids at house parties, papa.)
Not all skills are retained!

My vague recollections of some of my antics way back in my drinking days may validate your point!
God, what a mess, on the ladder of success
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung

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Sparky wrote:
12 Apr 2021, 9:00pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Apr 2021, 8:52pm
Sparky wrote:
12 Apr 2021, 8:26pm
Wolter wrote:
12 Apr 2021, 8:19pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Apr 2021, 8:15pm


The over/under on what you recognize is 90.1%
Sparky wasn’t housebroken though.
"Sparky wasn’t housebroken though."

Hey, I was toilet trained at a young age I've been told! :mrgreen:
Not all skills are retained!

(When the Boss and I applied to grad school in NC, we were sent the guide for foreigners, and were told—seriously—that unlike in some countries (read: your own, you heathen), it is inappropriate to urinate in the streets. Yeah, tell it to the kids at house parties, papa.)
Not all skills are retained!

My vague recollections of some of my antics way back in my drinking days may validate your point!
And if you survive to being a senile old Sparky, you can enjoy incontinence! Sunrise, sunset …
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Sparky wrote:
12 Apr 2021, 8:26pm
Wolter wrote:
12 Apr 2021, 8:19pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Apr 2021, 8:15pm


The over/under on what you recognize is 90.1%
Sparky wasn’t housebroken though.
"Sparky wasn’t housebroken though."

Hey, I was toilet trained at a young age I've been told! :mrgreen:
Oh, I probably should’ve mentioned you share a name with the horrid gremlin that lived with me for about 14 of his 18 or so years.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson

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