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Dr. Medulla wrote:"Being dumb about it," tho, is the "eye of the beholder" test.
We should just change it to the "eye of Flex" test and we'd be set.
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Flex wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:"Being dumb about it," tho, is the "eye of the beholder" test.
We should just change it to the "eye of Flex" test and we'd be set.
Now that homosexuals are out of the closet, I think collector nerds should take their place. I could explain homosexuality to a kid, but there's no way I could reasonably explain an adult of any sex being obsessed with a toy pony.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Flex wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:"Being dumb about it," tho, is the "eye of the beholder" test.
We should just change it to the "eye of Flex" test and we'd be set.
Now that homosexuals are out of the closet, I think collector nerds should take their place. I could explain homosexuality to a kid, but there's no way I could reasonably explain an adult of any sex being obsessed with a toy pony.
Even worse, they think the show is written for them, not 8-year-old girls.
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Andrew WK's generally entertaining-as-fuck Facebook feed has been overrun with pony stuff lately. The culmination of which was this:

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Typing "andrew wk pony" into Google images leads to pages and pages of Andrew WK / My Little Pony photoshop jobs. I get like five obsessed fans of both of these things slapping together Photoshop tributes, but there's PAGES of stuff like this:

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Still216 wrote:Andrew WK's generally entertaining-as-fuck Facebook feed has been overrun with pony stuff lately. The culmination of which was this:

Image

Typing "andrew wk pony" into Google images leads to pages and pages of Andrew WK / My Little Pony photoshop jobs. I get like five obsessed fans of both of these things slapping together Photoshop tributes, but there's PAGES of stuff like this:

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I knew it. Even when it was the bears, I knew it. :shifty:

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Rat Patrol wrote: Image

I knew it. Even when it was the bears, I knew it. :shifty:
I'd say this is a false lead on the WK / Brony connection, but I know better. Hoy plays a deep game.
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Who cares what they collect or how they dress.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:Image
Yeah give the kid a chance.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:Image
Honestly? This is worse than the people who named their kid after Hitler.
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JennyB wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:Image
Honestly? This is worse than the people who named their kid after Hitler.
:lol:
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they have babies? I thought it was a gay sex fetish, no?
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