NBA Finals
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NBA Finals
For the beaneater. The "sweet action" is on right now, folks...
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Re: NBA Finals
This game is fucking unreal. And awesome.
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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Re: NBA Finals
Unreal is right. Wow.
Re: NBA Finals
Remember when Kobe Bryant led his team to a championship?
Oh wait, he still hasn't.
Oh wait, he still hasn't.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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Re: NBA Finals
I said to my friend tonight that I thought the C's would just rip their head off and feast on the gooey insides. I was right!
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Re: NBA Finals
man, saw the game at the bar. it was a whooping that will be remembered for ages to come. good for the Celtics, I like this team. the Lakers, not so much.
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Re: NBA Finals
I would not have been surprised if Garnett started to speak in tongues and handle snakes.
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Re: NBA Finals
He did.BostonBeaneater wrote:I would not have been surprised if Garnett started to speak in tongues and handle snakes.
The postgame interview went a little like this:
1. Silence.
2. Crying.
3. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASDKBHJKCBSBJPSKJGHWUHGFHJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
4. Crying.
5. Screaming at the Garden ceiling.
6. Silence.
7. Screaming.
8. Crying.
9. Speaking in tongues.
10. Nearly collapsing to the floor.
11. More speaking in tongues.
12. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASDKBHJKCBSBJPSKJGHWUHGFHJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
13. Semi-coherent answer to Michelle Tafoya's question.
14. Screaming and jumping, "I'M ON TOP OF THE WORLD."
It was both absolutely wonderful and joyous...and extremely, uncomfortably disturbing at the same time. I'm not quite certain if I was watching him bona fide multiple-orgasm on live prime-time TV in front of 20,000 spectators and David Stern.
Best part was that every single person in the building could've predicted it.
Re: NBA Finals
Fuckin' awesome game and great season. The Celtics finally made me care about basketball again.
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Re: NBA Finals
I think he told her she was pretty. That was some good TV, a crying giant.Rat Patrol wrote: 13. Semi-coherent answer to Michelle Tafoya's question.
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Re: NBA Finals
Today is the day to resurrect 12 year old threads.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑18 Jun 2008, 9:44amI would not have been surprised if Garnett started to speak in tongues and handle snakes.
Re: NBA Finals
Man I hated Kobe. In fairness the 09 and 10 championships were his. The earlier ones were Shaq's though.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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Re: NBA Finals
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
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