FAO Flex

Sweet action for kids 'n' cretins. Marjoram and capers.
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The more I look at this the more I can't get enough of it. Confined to bed, automatic butt ejector, this is gold. Available with two hoses so you can be like teenagers in a malt shop. Eliminates holding cigarette, but you still have to hold the fucking hose. I'm in love with this thing.
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tepista wrote:
16 Jun 2022, 11:27am
The more I look at this the more I can't get enough of it. Confined to bed, automatic butt ejector, this is gold. Available with two hoses so you can be like teenagers in a malt shop. Eliminates holding cigarette, but you still have to hold the fucking hose. I'm in love with this thing.
The peak of American innovation, no doubt
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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Look at the poors, holding their cigarettes with their talons!
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tepista wrote:
16 Jun 2022, 11:27am
The more I look at this the more I can't get enough of it. Confined to bed, automatic butt ejector, this is gold. Available with two hoses so you can be like teenagers in a malt shop. Eliminates holding cigarette, but you still have to hold the fucking hose. I'm in love with this thing.
Its about time smoking got easier.


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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
03 Jul 2022, 7:45pm
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ice-crea ... 1d8427b3f4

Real freedom comes to Colorado.
This is the town where I live now. Eagle tears of joy and so forth
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This is robopression and it shan't stand!
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"Suck our Earth dick, Martians!" —Doc

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Kory wrote:
02 Sep 2022, 1:14am
https://www.spin.com/2022/09/nofx-breakup-2023/

The end of NOFX
Dang. I ended up watching them at punk in drublic and they were still fun. End things with some dignity,. I suppose.
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Flex wrote:
02 Sep 2022, 8:51am
Kory wrote:
02 Sep 2022, 1:14am
https://www.spin.com/2022/09/nofx-breakup-2023/

The end of NOFX
Dang. I ended up watching them at punk in drublic and they were still fun. End things with some dignity,. I suppose.
I dunno, I don't think it would be too undignified for them to just go on forever. Something about them feels timeless, I don't know why. Because they surely aren't—I'm just not too bothered if that's what they decided to do for some reason.
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https://www.theguardian.com/technology/ ... e-research

Maybe assemble some choice Bloom County cartoons?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Sep 2022, 6:30am
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/ ... e-research

Maybe assemble some choice Bloom County cartoons?
Oh, they could easily get a robot to laugh at those at the right time.
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Posted at Comics Curmudgeon, seeking an explanation of what the fuck is going on, what the joke is.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
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Posted at Comics Curmudgeon, seeking an explanation of what the fuck is going on, what the joke is.
Im guessing it has something to do with those loaded electrical outlets.

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