FAO Flex
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Re: FAO Flex
The more I look at this the more I can't get enough of it. Confined to bed, automatic butt ejector, this is gold. Available with two hoses so you can be like teenagers in a malt shop. Eliminates holding cigarette, but you still have to hold the fucking hose. I'm in love with this thing.
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We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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Re: FAO Flex
The peak of American innovation, no doubttepista wrote: ↑16 Jun 2022, 11:27amThe more I look at this the more I can't get enough of it. Confined to bed, automatic butt ejector, this is gold. Available with two hoses so you can be like teenagers in a malt shop. Eliminates holding cigarette, but you still have to hold the fucking hose. I'm in love with this thing.
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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
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Re: FAO Flex
Look at the poors, holding their cigarettes with their talons!
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Re: FAO Flex
Its about time smoking got easier.tepista wrote: ↑16 Jun 2022, 11:27amThe more I look at this the more I can't get enough of it. Confined to bed, automatic butt ejector, this is gold. Available with two hoses so you can be like teenagers in a malt shop. Eliminates holding cigarette, but you still have to hold the fucking hose. I'm in love with this thing.
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"Ain't no party like an S Club party!'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Re: FAO Flex
This is the town where I live now. Eagle tears of joy and so forthDr. Medulla wrote: ↑03 Jul 2022, 7:45pmhttps://www.huffpost.com/entry/ice-crea ... 1d8427b3f4
Real freedom comes to Colorado.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
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Re: FAO Flex
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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Re: FAO Flex
This is robopression and it shan't stand!
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Wiggle - you can raise the dead
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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
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Re: FAO Flex
"Suck our Earth dick, Martians!" —Doc
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Re: FAO Flex
Dang. I ended up watching them at punk in drublic and they were still fun. End things with some dignity,. I suppose.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Re: FAO Flex
I dunno, I don't think it would be too undignified for them to just go on forever. Something about them feels timeless, I don't know why. Because they surely aren't—I'm just not too bothered if that's what they decided to do for some reason.
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Re: FAO Flex
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/ ... e-research
Maybe assemble some choice Bloom County cartoons?
Maybe assemble some choice Bloom County cartoons?
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Oh, they could easily get a robot to laugh at those at the right time.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑15 Sep 2022, 6:30amhttps://www.theguardian.com/technology/ ... e-research
Maybe assemble some choice Bloom County cartoons?
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
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Re: FAO Flex
Posted at Comics Curmudgeon, seeking an explanation of what the fuck is going on, what the joke is.
"Ain't no party like an S Club party!'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Re: FAO Flex
Im guessing it has something to do with those loaded electrical outlets.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 Oct 2022, 8:46am
Posted at Comics Curmudgeon, seeking an explanation of what the fuck is going on, what the joke is.