FAO Flex

Sweet action for kids 'n' cretins. Marjoram and capers.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Oct 2023, 6:30am
Flex wrote:
19 Oct 2023, 10:33pm
the wife will love this
Nah, that's the brutal parent's punishment room for rambunctious kids. "Toby Jr, if you don't finish your super noodles, you're sleeping in the Slayer bed!"
Where "Raining Blood" is always playing at max volume.

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revbob wrote:
20 Oct 2023, 7:21am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Oct 2023, 6:30am
Flex wrote:
19 Oct 2023, 10:33pm
the wife will love this
Nah, that's the brutal parent's punishment room for rambunctious kids. "Toby Jr, if you don't finish your super noodles, you're sleeping in the Slayer bed!"
Where "Raining Blood" is always playing at max volume.
Some years in the future, after a strange smell alerts people and the bodies are excavated from under the crawlspace, that kid if gonna be famous!
"Ain't no party like an S Club party!'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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revbob wrote:
24 Oct 2023, 7:46am
Have we officially decided the Flex was a JNCO boy back in the day? Why was I not allowed to co-sponsor this motion?

Edit: Back in NC days, the Boss and I made a point of taking Friday afternoons off to go see a matinee. We had pulled into the parking lot and were about to get out when three kids were being chased out of the theatre from a side exit. One of them had such a cartoonishly oversized pair of JNCOs that his flight was … awkward … as he was forced to pull up the crotch to chest in order to get any kind of speed. 90s kids, choose your fashion properly if you’re going to get into mischief. JNCOs are tortoise-wear, not hare-wear.
"Ain't no party like an S Club party!'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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A preview of tomorrow in the Flex household as Flex Jr opens his presents


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Robot Revolution Takes Over CES 2024

https://www.electronicdesign.com/market ... e=ED+Today

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revbob wrote:
18 Jan 2024, 10:27am
Robot Revolution Takes Over CES 2024

https://www.electronicdesign.com/market ... e=ED+Today
Joks on these nerds: I will never take good care of a lawn or provide satisfactory companionship
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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Flex wrote:
18 Jan 2024, 10:28am
revbob wrote:
18 Jan 2024, 10:27am
Robot Revolution Takes Over CES 2024

https://www.electronicdesign.com/market ... e=ED+Today
Joks on these nerds: I will never take good care of a lawn or provide satisfactory companionship
Complain all you want but my kitchen foor needs mopping so chop chop.

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revbob wrote:
18 Jan 2024, 11:59am
Flex wrote:
18 Jan 2024, 10:28am
revbob wrote:
18 Jan 2024, 10:27am
Robot Revolution Takes Over CES 2024

https://www.electronicdesign.com/market ... e=ED+Today
Joks on these nerds: I will never take good care of a lawn or provide satisfactory companionship
Complain all you want but my kitchen foor needs mopping so chop chop.
Robots are good for spelling, too.
"Suck our Earth dick, Martians!" —Doc

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From Meet Me in the Bathroom, on the late 90s/early 00s:
Soundgarden had broken up. Oasis had not delivered on their potential. Blur weren’t even sounding Britpop anymore, they were sounding like Pavement. There was always going to be Dave Matthews Band. You can’t even criticize them, they’re just there. It’d be like criticizing pigeons. You can’t get rid of them. You just hope they don’t shit on you. But the bottom line is there was money and we needed new rock stars.
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Kory wrote:
18 Jan 2024, 7:04pm
revbob wrote:
18 Jan 2024, 11:59am
Flex wrote:
18 Jan 2024, 10:28am
revbob wrote:
18 Jan 2024, 10:27am
Robot Revolution Takes Over CES 2024

https://www.electronicdesign.com/market ... e=ED+Today
Joks on these nerds: I will never take good care of a lawn or provide satisfactory companionship
Complain all you want but my kitchen foor needs mopping so chop chop.
Robots are good for spelling, too.
Yeah I don't trust them for that either and
trying to curry favor with the robots will do you no good.

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
18 Jan 2024, 7:16pm
From Meet Me in the Bathroom, on the late 90s/early 00s:
You can’t even criticize them,
That's what I've been saying!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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Flex wrote:
18 Jan 2024, 9:13pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
18 Jan 2024, 7:16pm
From Meet Me in the Bathroom, on the late 90s/early 00s:
You can’t even criticize them,
That's what I've been saying!
I salute your Hestonian elision.
"Ain't no party like an S Club party!'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Weird vigilantism you're pursuing, but to each his own: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/ ... n-dossoman
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Feb 2024, 7:50am
Weird vigilantism you're pursuing, but to each his own: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/ ... n-dossoman
My name is being besmirched!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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