The IMCT Celebrity Death Pool 2014

[jayrok]

1. Michael Schumacher
2. Lemmy
3. Paul Gascoigne
4. Wilko Johnson
5. Bob Hawke
6. Macaulay Culkin
7. Sean Connery
8. Morrissey
9. George Michael
10.Amanda Bynes
11.Michael Caine
12.Hugh Jackman
13.Pete Docherty

[rcs]

I am very disappointed in my 2013 lineup - zero points (unless shit happens in the next 5 1/2 hrs)....

Time to re-set for 2014

1. Bob Dole
2. William 'Refrigerator' Perry
3. Great Khali
4. Jerry Lewis
5. George Bush (the elderest one)
6. Muhammed Ali
7. Chuck Berry
8. Ruth Bader Ginsberg
9. Penny Marshall
10. Aretha Franklin
11. Mary Tyler Moore
12. Joost van der Westhuizen
13. Tony Iommi

[BostonBeaneater]

The Ugandan Kamala - WWF
Steve Gleason - NO Saints
Mike Pocaro - Toto bassist
Ariel Sharon - Former Israeli PM
Bashir Aasad - Syrian Dictator
Aretha Franklin - Soul Queen
Jason Becker - Speedmetal guitarist
Joost van der Westhuizen - Union Rugby player
Sam Simon - Simpson Co-creator
Mikhail Gorbachev - Soviet Premier
Former Pope Benedict XVI - Ex-Pope
Valerie Harper - Actress
Stephen Hawkin - Wheelchair Guy

Alternate in case dead arrives soon for thee above: Fidel Castro

[BostonBeaneater]

The Ugandan Kamala - WWF
Steve Gleason - NO Saints
Mike Pocaro - Toto bassist
Ariel Sharon - Former Israeli PM
Bashir Aasad - Syrian Dictator
Aretha Franklin - Soul Queen
Jason Becker - Speedmetal guitarist
Joost van der Westhuizen - Union Rugby player
Sam Simon - Simpson Co-creator
Mikhail Gorbachev - Soviet Premier
Former Pope Benedict XVI - Ex-Pope
Valerie Harper - Actress
Stephen Hawkin - Wheelchair Guy

Alternate in case dead arrives soon for thee above: Fidel Castro

[Chuck Mangione]

Final list.

1) Wilko Johnson
2) Prince Philip
3) George Martin
4) Jerry Lewis
5) Barbara Bush
6) Pete Seeger
7) Doyle Brunson
8) Lemmy
9) Mikis Theodorakis
10) Harry Dean Stanton
11) Kim Fowley
12) Noam Chomsky
13) Stephen Hawking

[Chuck Mangione]

Kaleb better hurry the fuck up if he wants to demolish us.

[CorwoodRep]

1. Daisy Berkowitz
2. Beau Biden
3. Sam Simon
4. Darren Daulton
5. Jerry Kill
6. Mel Stottlemyre
7. Lynne Stewart
8. Paul Revere (of the Raiders)
9. Wilko Johnson
10. Valerie Harper
11. Stephen Hawking
12. Joost van der Westhuizen
13. The Ugandan Giant (Kamala)

[Chuck Mangione]

Actual final list.

1) Wilko Johnson
2) Prince Philip
3) George Martin
4) Jerry Lewis
5) Barbara Bush
6) Pete Seeger
7) Doyle Brunson
8) Sam Simon
9) Mikis Theodorakis
10) Harry Dean Stanton
11) Kim Fowley
12) Noam Chomsky
13) Stephen Hawking

[Rat Patrol]

Bashir al-Assad
Fats Domino
Lenny Dykstra
Billy Graham
Valerie Harper
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan
Wilko Johnson
Casey Kasem
Penny Marshall
George Martin
William "Refrigerator" Perry
Razor Ramon
Sam Simon

[Heston]

1. Daisy Berkowitz
2. Beau Biden
3. Sam Simon
4. Darren Daulton
5. Jerry Kill
6. Mel Stottlemyre
7. Lynne Stewart
8. Paul Revere (of the Raiders)
9. Wilko Johnson
10. Valerie Harper
11. Stephen Hawking
12. Joost van der Westhuizen
13. The Ugandan Giant (Kamala)

Celebrities? Never fucking heard of 10 of them.

Edit: Not a criticism, I admire your tenacious dedication to the game.

[CorwoodRep]

Actually, this might be my most America-friendly and legit list yet. Everybody has proper notoriety pretty much.

[Marky Dread]

1. Daisy Berkowitz
2. Beau Biden
3. Sam Simon
4. Darren Daulton
5. Jerry Kill
6. Mel Stottlemyre
7. Lynne Stewart
8. Paul Revere (of the Raiders)
9. Wilko Johnson
10. Valerie Harper
11. Stephen Hawking
12. Joost van der Westhuizen
13. The Ugandan Giant (Kamala)

Celebrities? Never fucking heard of 10 of them.

Edit: Not a criticism, I admire your tenacious dedication to the game.

Valerie Harper = Charlie Harper's wife.
Lynne Stewart = Rod Stewart's mum.
Sam Simon = Homer Simpson's brother-in-law
The Ugandan Giant = The Iron Giant's dad.
Beau Biden = Star of National Lampoon's Animal House
Jerry Kill = Famous for playing an electric jug known as the "Texas Bowl" on the 13th Floor Elevators song "You're Gonna Miss Me".
Darren Daulton = Famous for writing the music hall and vauderville song "My Old Dutch" in 1892.

[CorwoodRep]

Oh hey, I don't like to criticize other peoples' lists, but fuck Mangione for picking Harry Dean Stanton.

[Wolter]

Come on people...start dying...

[Dr. Medulla]

Damn, I was going to change my choices to a theme. Like every surviving cast member of The Brady Bunch or MASH. One bomb attack at a reunion show and I'd be laughing.