Offical Thread of Christmas Candy that Looks Like Dicks

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Spiff wrote:
01 Dec 2017, 1:56pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
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The fuckers deserved it.
Prediction: Spiff will die while a polar bear looks the other way, save for a contemptuous spit in his nekkid direction.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Dec 2017, 2:04pm
Spiff wrote:
01 Dec 2017, 1:56pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Nov 2017, 8:20am
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The fuckers deserved it.
Prediction: Spiff will die while a polar bear looks the other way, save for a contemptuous spit in his nekkid direction.
In an alternate universe, this has already happened.
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Spiff wrote:
02 Dec 2017, 5:18pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Dec 2017, 2:04pm
Spiff wrote:
01 Dec 2017, 1:56pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Nov 2017, 8:20am
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The fuckers deserved it.
Prediction: Spiff will die while a polar bear looks the other way, save for a contemptuous spit in his nekkid direction.
In an alternate universe, this has already happened.
Oh to be a lad in that universe, celebrating with the polar bears and, well, like, everyone that the Great Nekkid Scourge would haunt us no longer.
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Rudolph might be ready to lead a revolution.
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not sure where to drop this

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Josh is joining Rudolph's revolution …
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Twinkies: is there anything they can't do, except be edible?

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Rat Patrol wrote:
07 Dec 2018, 10:09pm
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Twinkies: is there anything they can't do, except be edible?
I would totally eat that.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
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Those sleeves could go in the Freddy Thready.

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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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