The Marky Dread grumpy old man thread.

[Marky Dread]

People that talk in metaphors and even worse people that talk in metaphors and get them mixed up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're the banana of my eye.

[BitterTom]

Buttering bread but the butter is too hard so we end up ripping the bread. This shouldn't make me rage so much but it does.

[Marky Dread]

Buttering bread but the butter is too hard so we end up ripping the bread. This shouldn't make me rage so much but it does.

Ease you mind. Soft spread. Warm up the butter to room temperature. Place the butter in a different part of the fridge. Fuck do I know.

[gkbill]

Buttering bread but the butter is too hard so we end up ripping the bread. This shouldn't make me rage so much but it does.

Hello,

The butter's fine - your bread is too soft!

[BitterTom]

Buttering bread but the butter is too hard so we end up ripping the bread. This shouldn't make me rage so much but it does.

Ease you mind. Soft spread. Warm up the butter to room temperature. Place the butter in a different part of the fridge. Fuck do I know.

I like that Norpak stuff (well the Aldi ripoff) and funny with it staying out for too long. As I type this I realise how much a first world problem it is.

[Marky Dread]

Buttering bread but the butter is too hard so we end up ripping the bread. This shouldn't make me rage so much but it does.

Ease you mind. Soft spread. Warm up the butter to room temperature. Place the butter in a different part of the fridge. Fuck do I know.

I like that Norpak stuff (well the Aldi ripoff) and funny with it staying out for too long. As I type this I realise how much a first world problem it is.

Butter of dead!

[revbob]

Take little bit of the butter and microwave to for a short time 5 seconds perhaps...exeriment until it is spreadable to your liking

[tepista]

I keep butter and margarine in the fridge, I could give two fucks which one I use, but generally I'll use butter for cooking and margarine for spreading. It's not nice to fool mother nature.

[Dr. Medulla]

The trick to nuking anything is to not give in to the temptation of doing it on high. There's real value in learning to use it on level 6 or 7 instead of high.

[tepista]

The trick to nuking anything is to not give in to the temptation of doing it on high. There's real value in learning to use it on level 6 or 7 instead of high.

yes, don't do it high.

[Dr. Medulla]

The trick to nuking anything is to not give in to the temptation of doing it on high. There's real value in learning to use it on level 6 or 7 instead of high.

yes, don't do it high.

Note: Dave is not there.

[gkbill]

The trick to nuking anything is to not give in to the temptation of doing it on high. There's real value in learning to use it on level 6 or 7 instead of high.

yes, don't do it high.

Note: Dave is not there.

Hello,

I got it. Anyone else....hands?

[Heston]

The trick to nuking anything is to not give in to the temptation of doing it on high. There's real value in learning to use it on level 6 or 7 instead of high.

yes, don't do it high.

Note: Dave is not there.

Hello,

I got it. Anyone else....hands?

Yes, now will you open the door?

[Sparky]

The trick to nuking anything is to not give in to the temptation of doing it on high. There's real value in learning to use it on level 6 or 7 instead of high.

yes, don't do it high.

Note: Dave is not there.

Hello,

I got it. Anyone else....hands?

Oh yeah, friends older sister had a copy of the album when we were in grade school, used to listen to it over and over.

[Marky Dread]

Anyway well done Tom for bringing my old thread back to life after 8 years.

Now what can I moan about next!!