The Freddy Thready

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The Freddy Thready

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It's long overdue. Reminded by tep's post on the Obvs. thread:
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This is a thread dedicated to all things Freddy/NOES.
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Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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There's all sorts of great shit on Amazon.

"Electronic Scare Stick"
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:There's all sorts of great shit on Amazon.

"Electronic Scare Stick"
I'm gonna take a wild guess that one of the Republican state legislators who tried to pass that Virginia transvaginal ultrasound abortion bill had one of those as a kid. :shifty:

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Robert Englund is supposed to be a super nice guy.
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JennyB wrote:Robert Englund is supposed to be a super nice guy.
Kissing up to him won't save you once you close your eyes.
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Can this thread be changed to the Freddy Thready?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:Can this thread be changed to the Freddy Thready?
Already.
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What about Freddy Burns he had a great game on Saturday night!!

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Unfortunately Mike Love doesn't get decapitated in this video from the canon.

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Don't people drink hot coffee to keep from falling asleep, where they'll be killed by Mr. Frederick Krueger?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:Don't people drink hot coffee to keep from falling asleep, where they'll be killed by Mr. Frederick Krueger?
Yep they got it backwards.
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Marky Dread wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:Don't people drink hot coffee to keep from falling asleep, where they'll be killed by Mr. Frederick Krueger?
Yep they got it backwards.
Maybe they should fill it with warm milk?
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Wolter wrote:
Marky Dread wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:Don't people drink hot coffee to keep from falling asleep, where they'll be killed by Mr. Frederick Krueger?
Yep they got it backwards.
Maybe they should fill it with warm milk?
Or Thorazine.
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