Thread of Dreams

[Kimmelweck]

Not all mountains are volcanos but all volcanos are mountains.

Necessarily? Isn't there a height requirement? I would think a volcano has to progress thru the minor leagues, growing in height, before it gets to be promoted to full mountain status. We need more scientists on this board!

Yeah, a volcano is any opening in the earth’s crust where molten rock emerges. After repeated eruptions, some volcanoes form mountains.

Thus concludes the educational portion of our program.

NERDS

So you’re saying that the ladies don’t find volcanology to be irresistibly hot?

[Dr. Medulla]

Necessarily? Isn't there a height requirement? I would think a volcano has to progress thru the minor leagues, growing in height, before it gets to be promoted to full mountain status. We need more scientists on this board!

Yeah, a volcano is any opening in the earth’s crust where molten rock emerges. After repeated eruptions, some volcanoes form mountains.

Thus concludes the educational portion of our program.

NERDS

So you’re saying that the ladies don’t find volcanology to be irresistibly hot?

Volcanology is not the Spanish fly you were led to believe back in high school.

[Kimmelweck]

Yeah, a volcano is any opening in the earth’s crust where molten rock emerges. After repeated eruptions, some volcanoes form mountains.

Thus concludes the educational portion of our program.

NERDS

So you’re saying that the ladies don’t find volcanology to be irresistibly hot?

Volcanology is not the Spanish fly you were led to believe back in high school.

[Sparky]

Lots of dreams last night, but this one was particularly odd.

I was in a garage, probably my old house, but it didn't look the same. Delivery guy shows up on a 3 wheeled bike, says he has my food order, he hands it to me, but it's not my name or address, so I hand it back, he hands me another and heads down the street, the second one isn't mine either. I go after him, he hands me a third one but it's not food, it's three partially grown cats. Supposedly these were the siblings to the three we already have, but in my dream I'm telling myself "now I have five cats". Next job is to get all five cats in to the house, so I'm trying to herd them down the side yard past the garage and they're just running and jumping, next thing I know I'm awake.
So now the mystery continues, which one of my cats was missing from the dream? I can recall everything in the dream clearly, except my cats.

[Dr. Medulla]

Lots of dreams last night, but this one was particularly odd.

I was in a garage, probably my old house, but it didn't look the same. Delivery guy shows up on a 3 wheeled bike, says he has my food order, he hands it to me, but it's not my name or address, so I hand it back, he hands me another and heads down the street, the second one isn't mine either. I go after him, he hands me a third one but it's not food, it's three partially grown cats. Supposedly these were the siblings to the three we already have, but in my dream I'm telling myself "now I have five cats". Next job is to get all five cats in to the house, so I'm trying to herd them down the side yard past the garage and they're just running and jumping, next thing I know I'm awake.
So now the mystery continues, which one of my cats was missing from the dream? I can recall everything in the dream clearly, except my cats.

Just like the old saying goes, The third bag of food is cats.

[Sparky]

Lots of dreams last night, but this one was particularly odd.

I was in a garage, probably my old house, but it didn't look the same. Delivery guy shows up on a 3 wheeled bike, says he has my food order, he hands it to me, but it's not my name or address, so I hand it back, he hands me another and heads down the street, the second one isn't mine either. I go after him, he hands me a third one but it's not food, it's three partially grown cats. Supposedly these were the siblings to the three we already have, but in my dream I'm telling myself "now I have five cats". Next job is to get all five cats in to the house, so I'm trying to herd them down the side yard past the garage and they're just running and jumping, next thing I know I'm awake.
So now the mystery continues, which one of my cats was missing from the dream? I can recall everything in the dream clearly, except my cats.

Just like the old saying goes, The third bag of food is cats.

Don't think that part didn't cross my mind....kind of bugged me.

[Dr. Medulla]

Lots of dreams last night, but this one was particularly odd.

I was in a garage, probably my old house, but it didn't look the same. Delivery guy shows up on a 3 wheeled bike, says he has my food order, he hands it to me, but it's not my name or address, so I hand it back, he hands me another and heads down the street, the second one isn't mine either. I go after him, he hands me a third one but it's not food, it's three partially grown cats. Supposedly these were the siblings to the three we already have, but in my dream I'm telling myself "now I have five cats". Next job is to get all five cats in to the house, so I'm trying to herd them down the side yard past the garage and they're just running and jumping, next thing I know I'm awake.
So now the mystery continues, which one of my cats was missing from the dream? I can recall everything in the dream clearly, except my cats.

Just like the old saying goes, The third bag of food is cats.

Don't think that part didn't cross my mind....kind of bugged me.

There was probably food in the bag already, and the cats jumped in and ate it.

[tepista]

yum, cats.

I keep dreaming I can't get home. A never ending freeway, a giant parking structure I can't get out of, walking forever, etc. My brain has gone full cliche since I'm moving next week.

[Sparky]

Lots of dreams last night, but this one was particularly odd.

I was in a garage, probably my old house, but it didn't look the same. Delivery guy shows up on a 3 wheeled bike, says he has my food order, he hands it to me, but it's not my name or address, so I hand it back, he hands me another and heads down the street, the second one isn't mine either. I go after him, he hands me a third one but it's not food, it's three partially grown cats. Supposedly these were the siblings to the three we already have, but in my dream I'm telling myself "now I have five cats". Next job is to get all five cats in to the house, so I'm trying to herd them down the side yard past the garage and they're just running and jumping, next thing I know I'm awake.
So now the mystery continues, which one of my cats was missing from the dream? I can recall everything in the dream clearly, except my cats.

Just like the old saying goes, The third bag of food is cats.

Don't think that part didn't cross my mind....kind of bugged me.

There was probably food in the bag already, and the cats jumped in and ate it.

Now that I'd believe!

[Sparky]

yum, cats.

I keep dreaming I can't get home. A never ending freeway, a giant parking structure I can't get out of, walking forever, etc. My brain has gone full cliche since I'm moving next week.

Probably some subliminal anxiety about the major relocation. Sometimes I dream that I'm back when I lived by myself in an apartment, probably because it was a cheap, simple life.

[revbob]

I dreamt I was going on vacation but kept running into various obstacles. No passport, no boarding pass, forgot to arrange for someone to take care of the pets, got pulled over by a cop, some hipster telling me he gets personal calls from the members of T-Rex.

[Dr. Medulla]

I dreamt I was going on vacation but kept running into various obstacles. No passport, no boarding pass, forgot to arrange for someone to take care of the pets, got pulled over by a cop, some hipster telling me he gets personal calls from the members of T-Rex.

Did you get time off from your boss?

[revbob]

I dreamt I was going on vacation but kept running into various obstacles. No passport, no boarding pass, forgot to arrange for someone to take care of the pets, got pulled over by a cop, some hipster telling me he gets personal calls from the members of T-Rex.

Did you get time off from your boss?

I knew I was forgetting something...else.

[Dr. Medulla]

I dreamt I was going on vacation but kept running into various obstacles. No passport, no boarding pass, forgot to arrange for someone to take care of the pets, got pulled over by a cop, some hipster telling me he gets personal calls from the members of T-Rex.

Did you get time off from your boss?

I knew I was forgetting something...else.

If you can't handle the Anderson account, young Livingston can.

[revbob]

I dreamt I was going on vacation but kept running into various obstacles. No passport, no boarding pass, forgot to arrange for someone to take care of the pets, got pulled over by a cop, some hipster telling me he gets personal calls from the members of T-Rex.

Did you get time off from your boss?

I knew I was forgetting something...else.

If you can't handle the Anderson account, young Livingston can.

Livingston!? he hasn't even gotten his first pubes. Anderson will have him for lunch.