I used my dream vacation time to cover it. Surely you don't want all of Dreamland dealing a headbug epidemic.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 Sep 2021, 6:08pmDream boss wants to know why the fuck you weren't at work! Deal with your head bugs on your own time, not dream work time.revbob wrote: ↑06 Sep 2021, 3:25pmI dreamt I went to the dentist and they told me I had some kind of bugs in my hair. Not lice but clearly something that sparked a similar reaction. Id never heard of them (forget the name) but everyone in the dentist office seemed to know all about them but wouldn't tell me how I could get rid of them basically saying I needed to see my regular doctor.
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I don't like your attitude, smart guy. When you go to sleep, see me!revbob wrote: ↑06 Sep 2021, 6:12pmI used my dream vacation time to cover it. Surely you don't want all of Dreamland dealing a headbug epidemic.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 Sep 2021, 6:08pmDream boss wants to know why the fuck you weren't at work! Deal with your head bugs on your own time, not dream work time.revbob wrote: ↑06 Sep 2021, 3:25pmI dreamt I went to the dentist and they told me I had some kind of bugs in my hair. Not lice but clearly something that sparked a similar reaction. Id never heard of them (forget the name) but everyone in the dentist office seemed to know all about them but wouldn't tell me how I could get rid of them basically saying I needed to see my regular doctor.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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I dreamt I bought a CD at a record store/bar and I didn't realize f9r some reason until after I paid that it was a Johnny Depp cd.
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Thread of insomnia is more like it am I rite???
Well the other night I dreamt there was this guy in what was sort of my childhood home. He had a menacing presence, not physically but he seemed evil for lack of a better term. I tired reasoning with him to leave and not bother us but he was having none of that. I managed to get a large pair of scissors like Flex uses but these were actually made to cut stuff. First I stabbed him and it made no difference. Then I started cutting his arms and head off and throwing them in the basement. He was dismembered but still very much alive. And I think the pieces were starting to come back together because I was thinking I shouldn't have put the parts all in one place.
Ok have at it Doc.
Well the other night I dreamt there was this guy in what was sort of my childhood home. He had a menacing presence, not physically but he seemed evil for lack of a better term. I tired reasoning with him to leave and not bother us but he was having none of that. I managed to get a large pair of scissors like Flex uses but these were actually made to cut stuff. First I stabbed him and it made no difference. Then I started cutting his arms and head off and throwing them in the basement. He was dismembered but still very much alive. And I think the pieces were starting to come back together because I was thinking I shouldn't have put the parts all in one place.
Ok have at it Doc.
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Where's the monthly cost-benefit updates? I've got stockholders ready to leave a wet fart on my face if those numbers aren't ready, and you'll be the one licking it clean if that happens!revbob wrote: ↑30 Sep 2021, 3:09amThread of insomnia is more like it am I rite???
Well the other night I dreamt there was this guy in what was sort of my childhood home. He had a menacing presence, not physically but he seemed evil for lack of a better term. I tired reasoning with him to leave and not bother us but he was having none of that. I managed to get a large pair of scissors like Flex uses but these were actually made to cut stuff. First I stabbed him and it made no difference. Then I started cutting his arms and head off and throwing them in the basement. He was dismembered but still very much alive. And I think the pieces were starting to come back together because I was thinking I shouldn't have put the parts all in one place.
Ok have at it Doc.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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I deamt I killed someone. At times it was my one Canadian uncle who I never liked, and other times it seemed it was someone else. Anyway I was in this house with a bunch of people who knew me and I guess I knew them but surely couldn't recognize them. Anyway I was trying to get my ass outta Canada and make sure I removed my fingerprints from places that could incriminate me.
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Hopefully I dream about a tip line tonight and can turn you in for the BNL crack.revbob wrote: ↑10 Oct 2021, 10:58amI deamt I killed someone. At times it was my one Canadian uncle who I never liked, and other times it seemed it was someone else. Anyway I was in this house with a bunch of people who knew me and I guess I knew them but surely couldn't recognize them. Anyway I was trying to get my ass outta Canada and make sure I removed my fingerprints from places that could incriminate me.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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That uncle is a few years gone so I feel confident Ive beaten the rap.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 Oct 2021, 11:41amHopefully I dream about a tip line tonight and can turn you in for the BNL crack.revbob wrote: ↑10 Oct 2021, 10:58amI deamt I killed someone. At times it was my one Canadian uncle who I never liked, and other times it seemed it was someone else. Anyway I was in this house with a bunch of people who knew me and I guess I knew them but surely couldn't recognize them. Anyway I was trying to get my ass outta Canada and make sure I removed my fingerprints from places that could incriminate me.
Im not unconvinced he wasn't a perv of sorts. I think Ive told the story of him being charged to watch me while everyone went to church. Apparently I couldn't behave in church. After everyone else left to church (he was a prod anyway and we didn't have his variety in our town). I was probably watching some cartoons and he starts talking to me. I always found him difficult to understand at some point he says he's going to give me "a licking". I have no idea what that means but it doesn't sound like a good time and then I see him go outside and pick up a wiffle ball bat. I went and hid while I heard him walk around the house looking for me. Thankfully the church was close and catholics dont go for more than an hour. I heard everyone come home and I ran out the door as others were coming in. Its only looking back on it as an adult that I shudder about what he may have tried to do. I was probably 5 at the time. And as a kid I still felt like I might have done something wrong so I didn't tell my parents. Anyway fuck you Earl.
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Your story rings a bell, so I think you have related it. Kind of interesting how you had an instinctual awareness that this guy was a danger and you should hide, but socialization taught you not to talk about it with your parents.revbob wrote: ↑10 Oct 2021, 12:13pmThat uncle is a few years gone so I feel confident Ive beaten the rap.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 Oct 2021, 11:41amHopefully I dream about a tip line tonight and can turn you in for the BNL crack.revbob wrote: ↑10 Oct 2021, 10:58amI deamt I killed someone. At times it was my one Canadian uncle who I never liked, and other times it seemed it was someone else. Anyway I was in this house with a bunch of people who knew me and I guess I knew them but surely couldn't recognize them. Anyway I was trying to get my ass outta Canada and make sure I removed my fingerprints from places that could incriminate me.
Im not unconvinced he wasn't a perv of sorts. I think Ive told the story of him being charged to watch me while everyone went to church. Apparently I couldn't behave in church. After everyone else left to church (he was a prod anyway and we didn't have his variety in our town). I was probably watching some cartoons and he starts talking to me. I always found him difficult to understand at some point he says he's going to give me "a licking". I have no idea what that means but it doesn't sound like a good time and then I see him go outside and pick up a wiffle ball bat. I went and hid while I heard him walk around the house looking for me. Thankfully the church was close and catholics dont go for more than an hour. I heard everyone come home and I ran out the door as others were coming in. Its only looking back on it as an adult that I shudder about what he may have tried to do. I was probably 5 at the time. And as a kid I still felt like I might have done something wrong so I didn't tell my parents. Anyway fuck you Earl.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Yeah because as a kid adults were the authority. I was afraid of most adults as a kid, as little interaction with them as possible was my rule. The one exception was another uncle I had who was basically a grown up kid and always a joy to be around.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 Oct 2021, 12:33pmYour story rings a bell, so I think you have related it. Kind of interesting how you had an instinctual awareness that this guy was a danger and you should hide, but socialization taught you not to talk about it with your parents.revbob wrote: ↑10 Oct 2021, 12:13pmThat uncle is a few years gone so I feel confident Ive beaten the rap.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 Oct 2021, 11:41amHopefully I dream about a tip line tonight and can turn you in for the BNL crack.revbob wrote: ↑10 Oct 2021, 10:58amI deamt I killed someone. At times it was my one Canadian uncle who I never liked, and other times it seemed it was someone else. Anyway I was in this house with a bunch of people who knew me and I guess I knew them but surely couldn't recognize them. Anyway I was trying to get my ass outta Canada and make sure I removed my fingerprints from places that could incriminate me.
Im not unconvinced he wasn't a perv of sorts. I think Ive told the story of him being charged to watch me while everyone went to church. Apparently I couldn't behave in church. After everyone else left to church (he was a prod anyway and we didn't have his variety in our town). I was probably watching some cartoons and he starts talking to me. I always found him difficult to understand at some point he says he's going to give me "a licking". I have no idea what that means but it doesn't sound like a good time and then I see him go outside and pick up a wiffle ball bat. I went and hid while I heard him walk around the house looking for me. Thankfully the church was close and catholics dont go for more than an hour. I heard everyone come home and I ran out the door as others were coming in. Its only looking back on it as an adult that I shudder about what he may have tried to do. I was probably 5 at the time. And as a kid I still felt like I might have done something wrong so I didn't tell my parents. Anyway fuck you Earl.
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I dreamt I was in a job interview. It was a group interview and I was doing fine but was dressed only in shorts or underwear for some reason. I think I might have blown it with my attire.
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Not necessarily …
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I dreamt I got a new job last night. I was basically working in a place making beer and booze. I was liking it. Short commute and drinking on the job was encouraged.
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That's the kind of dream where you wake up and want to go back to sleep, hoping you'll return to the same spot.
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Yeah if only that was my real job and my real job was what I did in my dreams.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑27 Oct 2021, 2:24pmThat's the kind of dream where you wake up and want to go back to sleep, hoping you'll return to the same spot.