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Thread of Dreams
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God damn dreamgirls, making me fall super in love and then not existing when I wake up.
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Of all the girls in New York, they love you true.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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I was back in Saskatoon and was in the mall downtown, where I had a piss. I was walking home, wearing dark green pants, and I look down and my crotch is noticeably darker, as if I'd pissed myself. I know I haven't—the fabric is dry—but there's a large dark circle that suggests I just let go. So I'm walking home, pulling my shirt and jacket down as much as possible, hunched over, and fucking furious because I know I didn't piss myself. Stupid pants.
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At least they weren't tan pants.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑17 Jan 2023, 7:24amI was back in Saskatoon and was in the mall downtown, where I had a piss. I was walking home, wearing dark green pants, and I look down and my crotch is noticeably darker, as if I'd pissed myself. I know I haven't—the fabric is dry—but there's a large dark circle that suggests I just let go. So I'm walking home, pulling my shirt and jacket down as much as possible, hunched over, and fucking furious because I know I didn't piss myself. Stupid pants.
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Look who's woken up an optimist this morning!revbob wrote: ↑17 Jan 2023, 8:46amAt least they weren't tan pants.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑17 Jan 2023, 7:24amI was back in Saskatoon and was in the mall downtown, where I had a piss. I was walking home, wearing dark green pants, and I look down and my crotch is noticeably darker, as if I'd pissed myself. I know I haven't—the fabric is dry—but there's a large dark circle that suggests I just let go. So I'm walking home, pulling my shirt and jacket down as much as possible, hunched over, and fucking furious because I know I didn't piss myself. Stupid pants.
(Stupid pants.)
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Its how I always wake up.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑17 Jan 2023, 8:53amLook who's woken up an optimist this morning!revbob wrote: ↑17 Jan 2023, 8:46amAt least they weren't tan pants.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑17 Jan 2023, 7:24amI was back in Saskatoon and was in the mall downtown, where I had a piss. I was walking home, wearing dark green pants, and I look down and my crotch is noticeably darker, as if I'd pissed myself. I know I haven't—the fabric is dry—but there's a large dark circle that suggests I just let go. So I'm walking home, pulling my shirt and jacket down as much as possible, hunched over, and fucking furious because I know I didn't piss myself. Stupid pants.
(Stupid pants.)
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The experiences in waking hours are what drain the tank.revbob wrote: ↑17 Jan 2023, 9:08amIts how I always wake up.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑17 Jan 2023, 8:53amLook who's woken up an optimist this morning!revbob wrote: ↑17 Jan 2023, 8:46amAt least they weren't tan pants.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑17 Jan 2023, 7:24amI was back in Saskatoon and was in the mall downtown, where I had a piss. I was walking home, wearing dark green pants, and I look down and my crotch is noticeably darker, as if I'd pissed myself. I know I haven't—the fabric is dry—but there's a large dark circle that suggests I just let go. So I'm walking home, pulling my shirt and jacket down as much as possible, hunched over, and fucking furious because I know I didn't piss myself. Stupid pants.
(Stupid pants.)
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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I had a dream that I had hired a woman to do some housecleaning who turned out to be a fairly recent immigrant from China. I’ve never hired a cleaning lady before, but whatever. She was very nice. At one point, I was walking through the house and accidentally dropped some cash on the floor. As I was picking it up, the cleaning lady came over and picked up a few $20 bills. She was very pleased and started to walk away with them. I told her, hey, that’s mine and I literally just dropped it. She basically said no, finders keepers, as though once it hits the floor it’s fair game. So I found myself explaining to her that “finders keepers” doesn’t apply if you find something on the floor in my house, or that I just dropped 5 seconds ago, but only applies if you find it on the ground outside in a public place, like in a park or something, or at the mall. I finally got the cash back from her, but she was not happy about it and seemed to think that I was being incredibly unfair. It was very awkward. Then I woke up. I don’t think I’ll have her back.
The chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall. John has a long mustache. John has a long mustache.
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Yeah, just call Merry Maids and have her fired.Kimmelweck wrote: ↑21 Jan 2023, 10:51amI had a dream that I had hired a woman to do some housecleaning who turned out to be a fairly recent immigrant from China. I’ve never hired a cleaning lady before, but whatever. She was very nice. At one point, I was walking through the house and accidentally dropped some cash on the floor. As I was picking it up, the cleaning lady came over and picked up a few $20 bills. She was very pleased and started to walk away with them. I told her, hey, that’s mine and I literally just dropped it. She basically said no, finders keepers, as though once it hits the floor it’s fair game. So I found myself explaining to her that “finders keepers” doesn’t apply if you find something on the floor in my house, or that I just dropped 5 seconds ago, but only applies if you find it on the ground outside in a public place, like in a park or something, or at the mall. I finally got the cash back from her, but she was not happy about it and seemed to think that I was being incredibly unfair. It was very awkward. Then I woke up. I don’t think I’ll have her back.
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Nah, that would be too mean. It was just a misunderstanding. Cultural differences I guess.Mimi wrote: ↑21 Jan 2023, 11:10amYeah, just call Merry Maids and have her fired.Kimmelweck wrote: ↑21 Jan 2023, 10:51amI had a dream that I had hired a woman to do some housecleaning who turned out to be a fairly recent immigrant from China. I’ve never hired a cleaning lady before, but whatever. She was very nice. At one point, I was walking through the house and accidentally dropped some cash on the floor. As I was picking it up, the cleaning lady came over and picked up a few $20 bills. She was very pleased and started to walk away with them. I told her, hey, that’s mine and I literally just dropped it. She basically said no, finders keepers, as though once it hits the floor it’s fair game. So I found myself explaining to her that “finders keepers” doesn’t apply if you find something on the floor in my house, or that I just dropped 5 seconds ago, but only applies if you find it on the ground outside in a public place, like in a park or something, or at the mall. I finally got the cash back from her, but she was not happy about it and seemed to think that I was being incredibly unfair. It was very awkward. Then I woke up. I don’t think I’ll have her back.
I’ll just dream about doing my own housecleaning from now on.
The chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall. John has a long mustache. John has a long mustache.
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Five-second rule is different with money. For 5 seconds, any dropped money is free game. After that, the original owner has exclusive claim for the next 55 seconds. Then it becomes free game again. This has been part of common law since Henry VII.Kimmelweck wrote: ↑21 Jan 2023, 10:51amI had a dream that I had hired a woman to do some housecleaning who turned out to be a fairly recent immigrant from China. I’ve never hired a cleaning lady before, but whatever. She was very nice. At one point, I was walking through the house and accidentally dropped some cash on the floor. As I was picking it up, the cleaning lady came over and picked up a few $20 bills. She was very pleased and started to walk away with them. I told her, hey, that’s mine and I literally just dropped it. She basically said no, finders keepers, as though once it hits the floor it’s fair game. So I found myself explaining to her that “finders keepers” doesn’t apply if you find something on the floor in my house, or that I just dropped 5 seconds ago, but only applies if you find it on the ground outside in a public place, like in a park or something, or at the mall. I finally got the cash back from her, but she was not happy about it and seemed to think that I was being incredibly unfair. It was very awkward. Then I woke up. I don’t think I’ll have her back.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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In the US, that rule only applies in public places. In a private residence, the original owner retains full claim for an hour, and then it goes to a best-of-3 rock-paper-scissors. Pretty sure that’s why we fought the American Revolution.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Jan 2023, 11:24amFive-second rule is different with money. For 5 seconds, any dropped money is free game. After that, the original owner has exclusive claim for the next 55 seconds. Then it becomes free game again. This has been part of common law since Henry VII.Kimmelweck wrote: ↑21 Jan 2023, 10:51amI had a dream that I had hired a woman to do some housecleaning who turned out to be a fairly recent immigrant from China. I’ve never hired a cleaning lady before, but whatever. She was very nice. At one point, I was walking through the house and accidentally dropped some cash on the floor. As I was picking it up, the cleaning lady came over and picked up a few $20 bills. She was very pleased and started to walk away with them. I told her, hey, that’s mine and I literally just dropped it. She basically said no, finders keepers, as though once it hits the floor it’s fair game. So I found myself explaining to her that “finders keepers” doesn’t apply if you find something on the floor in my house, or that I just dropped 5 seconds ago, but only applies if you find it on the ground outside in a public place, like in a park or something, or at the mall. I finally got the cash back from her, but she was not happy about it and seemed to think that I was being incredibly unfair. It was very awkward. Then I woke up. I don’t think I’ll have her back.
The chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall. John has a long mustache. John has a long mustache.