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JennyB wrote:
13 Jan 2023, 10:55am
VH woke up mad at me because he had a "nightmare" that I brought home two stray dogs and a cat. Why can't he be a normal person who has nightmares about nuclear war, losing your teeth and not being able to find your high school locker?
It's weird how some dreams affect your mood the next day.

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God damn dreamgirls, making me fall super in love and then not existing when I wake up.
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Kory wrote:
13 Jan 2023, 1:34pm
God damn dreamgirls, making me fall super in love and then not existing when I wake up.
Of all the girls in New York, they love you true.
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Kory wrote:
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God damn dreamgirls, making me fall super in love and then not existing when I wake up.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
13 Jan 2023, 4:39pm
Kory wrote:
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God damn dreamgirls, making me fall super in love and then not existing when I wake up.
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I was back in Saskatoon and was in the mall downtown, where I had a piss. I was walking home, wearing dark green pants, and I look down and my crotch is noticeably darker, as if I'd pissed myself. I know I haven't—the fabric is dry—but there's a large dark circle that suggests I just let go. So I'm walking home, pulling my shirt and jacket down as much as possible, hunched over, and fucking furious because I know I didn't piss myself. Stupid pants.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Jan 2023, 7:24am
I was back in Saskatoon and was in the mall downtown, where I had a piss. I was walking home, wearing dark green pants, and I look down and my crotch is noticeably darker, as if I'd pissed myself. I know I haven't—the fabric is dry—but there's a large dark circle that suggests I just let go. So I'm walking home, pulling my shirt and jacket down as much as possible, hunched over, and fucking furious because I know I didn't piss myself. Stupid pants.
At least they weren't tan pants.

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revbob wrote:
17 Jan 2023, 8:46am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Jan 2023, 7:24am
I was back in Saskatoon and was in the mall downtown, where I had a piss. I was walking home, wearing dark green pants, and I look down and my crotch is noticeably darker, as if I'd pissed myself. I know I haven't—the fabric is dry—but there's a large dark circle that suggests I just let go. So I'm walking home, pulling my shirt and jacket down as much as possible, hunched over, and fucking furious because I know I didn't piss myself. Stupid pants.
At least they weren't tan pants.
Look who's woken up an optimist this morning!

(Stupid pants.)
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Jan 2023, 8:53am
revbob wrote:
17 Jan 2023, 8:46am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Jan 2023, 7:24am
I was back in Saskatoon and was in the mall downtown, where I had a piss. I was walking home, wearing dark green pants, and I look down and my crotch is noticeably darker, as if I'd pissed myself. I know I haven't—the fabric is dry—but there's a large dark circle that suggests I just let go. So I'm walking home, pulling my shirt and jacket down as much as possible, hunched over, and fucking furious because I know I didn't piss myself. Stupid pants.
At least they weren't tan pants.
Look who's woken up an optimist this morning!

(Stupid pants.)
Its how I always wake up.

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revbob wrote:
17 Jan 2023, 9:08am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Jan 2023, 8:53am
revbob wrote:
17 Jan 2023, 8:46am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Jan 2023, 7:24am
I was back in Saskatoon and was in the mall downtown, where I had a piss. I was walking home, wearing dark green pants, and I look down and my crotch is noticeably darker, as if I'd pissed myself. I know I haven't—the fabric is dry—but there's a large dark circle that suggests I just let go. So I'm walking home, pulling my shirt and jacket down as much as possible, hunched over, and fucking furious because I know I didn't piss myself. Stupid pants.
At least they weren't tan pants.
Look who's woken up an optimist this morning!

(Stupid pants.)
Its how I always wake up.
The experiences in waking hours are what drain the tank. :lol:
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I had a dream that I had hired a woman to do some housecleaning who turned out to be a fairly recent immigrant from China. I’ve never hired a cleaning lady before, but whatever. She was very nice. At one point, I was walking through the house and accidentally dropped some cash on the floor. As I was picking it up, the cleaning lady came over and picked up a few $20 bills. She was very pleased and started to walk away with them. I told her, hey, that’s mine and I literally just dropped it. She basically said no, finders keepers, as though once it hits the floor it’s fair game. So I found myself explaining to her that “finders keepers” doesn’t apply if you find something on the floor in my house, or that I just dropped 5 seconds ago, but only applies if you find it on the ground outside in a public place, like in a park or something, or at the mall. I finally got the cash back from her, but she was not happy about it and seemed to think that I was being incredibly unfair. It was very awkward. Then I woke up. I don’t think I’ll have her back.

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Kimmelweck wrote:
21 Jan 2023, 10:51am
I had a dream that I had hired a woman to do some housecleaning who turned out to be a fairly recent immigrant from China. I’ve never hired a cleaning lady before, but whatever. She was very nice. At one point, I was walking through the house and accidentally dropped some cash on the floor. As I was picking it up, the cleaning lady came over and picked up a few $20 bills. She was very pleased and started to walk away with them. I told her, hey, that’s mine and I literally just dropped it. She basically said no, finders keepers, as though once it hits the floor it’s fair game. So I found myself explaining to her that “finders keepers” doesn’t apply if you find something on the floor in my house, or that I just dropped 5 seconds ago, but only applies if you find it on the ground outside in a public place, like in a park or something, or at the mall. I finally got the cash back from her, but she was not happy about it and seemed to think that I was being incredibly unfair. It was very awkward. Then I woke up. I don’t think I’ll have her back.

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Yeah, just call Merry Maids and have her fired. :lol:

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Mimi wrote:
21 Jan 2023, 11:10am
Kimmelweck wrote:
21 Jan 2023, 10:51am
I had a dream that I had hired a woman to do some housecleaning who turned out to be a fairly recent immigrant from China. I’ve never hired a cleaning lady before, but whatever. She was very nice. At one point, I was walking through the house and accidentally dropped some cash on the floor. As I was picking it up, the cleaning lady came over and picked up a few $20 bills. She was very pleased and started to walk away with them. I told her, hey, that’s mine and I literally just dropped it. She basically said no, finders keepers, as though once it hits the floor it’s fair game. So I found myself explaining to her that “finders keepers” doesn’t apply if you find something on the floor in my house, or that I just dropped 5 seconds ago, but only applies if you find it on the ground outside in a public place, like in a park or something, or at the mall. I finally got the cash back from her, but she was not happy about it and seemed to think that I was being incredibly unfair. It was very awkward. Then I woke up. I don’t think I’ll have her back.

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Yeah, just call Merry Maids and have her fired. :lol:
:lol: Nah, that would be too mean. It was just a misunderstanding. Cultural differences I guess.
I’ll just dream about doing my own housecleaning from now on.
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Kimmelweck wrote:
21 Jan 2023, 10:51am
I had a dream that I had hired a woman to do some housecleaning who turned out to be a fairly recent immigrant from China. I’ve never hired a cleaning lady before, but whatever. She was very nice. At one point, I was walking through the house and accidentally dropped some cash on the floor. As I was picking it up, the cleaning lady came over and picked up a few $20 bills. She was very pleased and started to walk away with them. I told her, hey, that’s mine and I literally just dropped it. She basically said no, finders keepers, as though once it hits the floor it’s fair game. So I found myself explaining to her that “finders keepers” doesn’t apply if you find something on the floor in my house, or that I just dropped 5 seconds ago, but only applies if you find it on the ground outside in a public place, like in a park or something, or at the mall. I finally got the cash back from her, but she was not happy about it and seemed to think that I was being incredibly unfair. It was very awkward. Then I woke up. I don’t think I’ll have her back.

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Five-second rule is different with money. For 5 seconds, any dropped money is free game. After that, the original owner has exclusive claim for the next 55 seconds. Then it becomes free game again. This has been part of common law since Henry VII.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Jan 2023, 11:24am
Kimmelweck wrote:
21 Jan 2023, 10:51am
I had a dream that I had hired a woman to do some housecleaning who turned out to be a fairly recent immigrant from China. I’ve never hired a cleaning lady before, but whatever. She was very nice. At one point, I was walking through the house and accidentally dropped some cash on the floor. As I was picking it up, the cleaning lady came over and picked up a few $20 bills. She was very pleased and started to walk away with them. I told her, hey, that’s mine and I literally just dropped it. She basically said no, finders keepers, as though once it hits the floor it’s fair game. So I found myself explaining to her that “finders keepers” doesn’t apply if you find something on the floor in my house, or that I just dropped 5 seconds ago, but only applies if you find it on the ground outside in a public place, like in a park or something, or at the mall. I finally got the cash back from her, but she was not happy about it and seemed to think that I was being incredibly unfair. It was very awkward. Then I woke up. I don’t think I’ll have her back.

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Five-second rule is different with money. For 5 seconds, any dropped money is free game. After that, the original owner has exclusive claim for the next 55 seconds. Then it becomes free game again. This has been part of common law since Henry VII.
In the US, that rule only applies in public places. In a private residence, the original owner retains full claim for an hour, and then it goes to a best-of-3 rock-paper-scissors. Pretty sure that’s why we fought the American Revolution.
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