Did man land on the moon?

[Marky Dread]

And your shitty job is like the universe's widest black hole, a place where time stands still and once inside, you can never leave.

The event horizon is the job interview.

Full of gas and hot air and the crumbling wreckage of all your life dreams being sucked inexorably into the empty void.

I've never seen an alien collecting rubbish. But I've seen a few making decisions about covid rules.

I've definitely seen more than a few making decisions about the offside rule.

What offside rule? We have VAR now so there's no mistakes these days.

[Low Down Low]

The event horizon is the job interview.

Full of gas and hot air and the crumbling wreckage of all your life dreams being sucked inexorably into the empty void.

I've never seen an alien collecting rubbish. But I've seen a few making decisions about covid rules.

I've definitely seen more than a few making decisions about the offside rule.

What offside rule? We have VAR now so there's no mistakes these days.

If aliens understand that the machines can only be as good as the dumb humans operating them, then they might yet come here and make a better job of the planet than we've done.

[Marky Dread]

Full of gas and hot air and the crumbling wreckage of all your life dreams being sucked inexorably into the empty void.

I've never seen an alien collecting rubbish. But I've seen a few making decisions about covid rules.

I've definitely seen more than a few making decisions about the offside rule.

What offside rule? We have VAR now so there's no mistakes these days.

If aliens understand that the machines can only be as good as the dumb humans operating them, then they might yet come here and make a better job of the planet than we've done.

No one could destroy the earth quicker than we have. So credit where credits due

[Low Down Low]

I've never seen an alien collecting rubbish. But I've seen a few making decisions about covid rules.

I've definitely seen more than a few making decisions about the offside rule.

What offside rule? We have VAR now so there's no mistakes these days.

If aliens understand that the machines can only be as good as the dumb humans operating them, then they might yet come here and make a better job of the planet than we've done.

No one could destroy the earth quicker than we have. So credit where credits due

I think we're just becoming more and more efficient at killing ourselves basically and the earth, by and large, is probably alright with. The big galut was here 13m years or so before homo hooligan arrived and will be here 13m years after we're all gone too, i reckon.

[Marky Dread]

I've definitely seen more than a few making decisions about the offside rule.

What offside rule? We have VAR now so there's no mistakes these days.

If aliens understand that the machines can only be as good as the dumb humans operating them, then they might yet come here and make a better job of the planet than we've done.

No one could destroy the earth quicker than we have. So credit where credits due

I think we're just becoming more and more efficient at killing ourselves basically and the earth, by and large, is probably alright with. The big galut was here 13m years or so before homo hooligan arrived and will be here 13m years after we're all gone too, i reckon.

Wotcha talkin' 'bout Willis?