This Week in Religion

[Dr. Medulla]

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I hereby modify my position that Russell Brand is never funny. This is hilarious.

So weird how being accused of a bunch of sexual assault allegations helps one find Jesus.

And Tucker Carlson.

Both of them are such wretched humans.

Tucker is human?

Push him down five flights of stairs into a sack of razor blades, does he not bleed?

[gkbill]

So weird how being accused of a bunch of sexual assault allegations helps one find Jesus.

And Tucker Carlson.

Both of them are such wretched humans.

Tucker is human?

Push him down five flights of stairs into a sack of razor blades, does he not bleed?

Hello,

I'm not sure - let's try it!

[JennyB]

And Tucker Carlson.

Both of them are such wretched humans.

Tucker is human?

Push him down five flights of stairs into a sack of razor blades, does he not bleed?

Hello,

I'm not sure - let's try it!

I'll be first in line!

[revbob]

[Dr. Medulla]

Is Jesus able to see thru clicks made by bots? On the one hand, fucker is god, so yeah. But he's also old. Way older than your nana. I'm unsure.

[Kory]

Is Jesus able to see thru clicks made by bots? On the one hand, fucker is god, so yeah. But he's also old. Way older than your nana. I'm unsure.

He once prayed to me to help him open a PDF.

[Dr. Medulla]

Is Jesus able to see thru clicks made by bots? On the one hand, fucker is god, so yeah. But he's also old. Way older than your nana. I'm unsure.

He once prayed to me to help him open a PDF.

Double-click! Just double-click, you dumbass messiah!

[Kory]

Is Jesus able to see thru clicks made by bots? On the one hand, fucker is god, so yeah. But he's also old. Way older than your nana. I'm unsure.

He once prayed to me to help him open a PDF.

Double-click! Just double-click, you dumbass messiah!

He kept trying to just will it to happen. I told him that works in the real world but not in IT.

[Dr. Medulla]

Is Jesus able to see thru clicks made by bots? On the one hand, fucker is god, so yeah. But he's also old. Way older than your nana. I'm unsure.

He once prayed to me to help him open a PDF.

Double-click! Just double-click, you dumbass messiah!

He kept trying to just will it to happen. I told him that works in the real world but not in IT.

People that dumb deserve to be crucified.

[Kory]

Is Jesus able to see thru clicks made by bots? On the one hand, fucker is god, so yeah. But he's also old. Way older than your nana. I'm unsure.

He once prayed to me to help him open a PDF.

Double-click! Just double-click, you dumbass messiah!

He kept trying to just will it to happen. I told him that works in the real world but not in IT.

People that dumb deserve to be crucified.

Oh...you didn't hear...

[revbob]

[Dr. Medulla]

https://theonion.com/gods-penis-visible ... millennia/