I had originally written something to do with crediting her speechwriter but my phrasing felt awkward. By no means did I ever think she wrote it herself.
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I'm assuming we've all seen the Pres. Supervillain Twitter account by now?
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I saw this, but didn't know it was part of a series:Bankrobber wrote: ↑24 Oct 2019, 6:09pmI'm assuming we've all seen the Pres. Supervillain Twitter account by now?
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Some of them work sooo well.
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Late 60s Cap is so damned choice.
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How did the Skull not just die of a heart attack? That guy was at 10 the whole time.
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Pure Aryan rage—it has immunizing effects.
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Huh. I've been going through life with the wrong philosophy.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑25 Oct 2019, 3:05pmPure Aryan rage—it has immunizing effects.
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It's gotta be pure, tho, otherwise you look like those missing chromosome-type neo-Nazis. There's a risk.
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Oh my. And remember that Rudy markets himself as a cyber-security expert: https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politi ... h-n1071901
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Not that it makes one bit of difference, but it's officially official. Impeach the Peach.
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Dump the Drumpf!
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I wonder how it's going to work out for those two dems that voted against it.
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