"What Have Millennials Ruined Today?" Game, presented by Charleston Chew™

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Post by 101Walterton » 03 Dec 2018, 8:29pm

matedog wrote:
03 Dec 2018, 5:41pm
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03 Dec 2018, 3:35pm
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03 Dec 2018, 3:00pm
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https://www.cnbc.com/2018/12/03/millenn ... -back.html

Heston's entire "weird things that come in tins" diet.
"A lot of millennials don't even own can openers," Andy Mecs, the vice president of marketing and innovation for Starkist, said to the Journal.
OK millennials, let's talk! Matey, you millennial SOB, do you own a can opener?

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Yep. Use it for black beans. But that's about it. Canned tuna is disgusting.
Canned tuna has a ring pull?

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Post by BostonBeaneater » 03 Dec 2018, 9:20pm

101Walterton wrote:
03 Dec 2018, 8:29pm
matedog wrote:
03 Dec 2018, 5:41pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
03 Dec 2018, 3:35pm
WestwayKid wrote:
03 Dec 2018, 3:00pm
Rat Patrol wrote:
03 Dec 2018, 1:54pm
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/12/03/millenn ... -back.html

Heston's entire "weird things that come in tins" diet.
"A lot of millennials don't even own can openers," Andy Mecs, the vice president of marketing and innovation for Starkist, said to the Journal.
OK millennials, let's talk! Matey, you millennial SOB, do you own a can opener?

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Yep. Use it for black beans. But that's about it. Canned tuna is disgusting.
Canned tuna has a ring pull?
There’s that bagged in aluminum tear top tuna.
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Post by WestwayKid » 04 Dec 2018, 7:07am

BostonBeaneater wrote:
03 Dec 2018, 9:20pm
101Walterton wrote:
03 Dec 2018, 8:29pm
matedog wrote:
03 Dec 2018, 5:41pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
03 Dec 2018, 3:35pm
WestwayKid wrote:
03 Dec 2018, 3:00pm


"A lot of millennials don't even own can openers," Andy Mecs, the vice president of marketing and innovation for Starkist, said to the Journal.
OK millennials, let's talk! Matey, you millennial SOB, do you own a can opener?

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Yep. Use it for black beans. But that's about it. Canned tuna is disgusting.
Canned tuna has a ring pull?
There’s that bagged in aluminum tear top tuna.
I was stuck in line behind someone who was buying like 40 of those the other night. The cashier tried to count them and ring them all at once...but kept getting the quantity wrong. I normally wouldn't have cared...but I was running late for picking up my kids from school. I kept myself from getting too worked up by trying to figure out what one does with 40 pouches of tuna?
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Post by Dr. Medulla » 04 Dec 2018, 7:19am

WestwayKid wrote:
04 Dec 2018, 7:07am
I was stuck in line behind someone who was buying like 40 of those the other night. The cashier tried to count them and ring them all at once...but kept getting the quantity wrong. I normally wouldn't have cared...but I was running late for picking up my kids from school. I kept myself from getting too worked up by trying to figure out what one does with 40 pouches of tuna?
Christmas is coming up, gotta put something under the tree …
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Post by WestwayKid » 04 Dec 2018, 8:14am

Dr. Medulla wrote:
04 Dec 2018, 7:19am
WestwayKid wrote:
04 Dec 2018, 7:07am
I was stuck in line behind someone who was buying like 40 of those the other night. The cashier tried to count them and ring them all at once...but kept getting the quantity wrong. I normally wouldn't have cared...but I was running late for picking up my kids from school. I kept myself from getting too worked up by trying to figure out what one does with 40 pouches of tuna?
Christmas is coming up, gotta put something under the tree …
Maybe getting a jump on their New Year's Resolution to lose weight? Maybe a very spoiled cat at home? Tuna addiction?
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Post by Dr. Medulla » 04 Dec 2018, 9:16am

WestwayKid wrote:
04 Dec 2018, 8:14am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
04 Dec 2018, 7:19am
WestwayKid wrote:
04 Dec 2018, 7:07am
I was stuck in line behind someone who was buying like 40 of those the other night. The cashier tried to count them and ring them all at once...but kept getting the quantity wrong. I normally wouldn't have cared...but I was running late for picking up my kids from school. I kept myself from getting too worked up by trying to figure out what one does with 40 pouches of tuna?
Christmas is coming up, gotta put something under the tree …
Maybe getting a jump on their New Year's Resolution to lose weight? Maybe a very spoiled cat at home? Tuna addiction?
Revenge on an ex—planting tuna in his/her clothes, home, car.
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Post by Wolter » 04 Dec 2018, 9:23am

Maybe they have an autistic son at home who only eats a handful of different things. Lord knows that’s why we have it.
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Post by JennyB » 04 Dec 2018, 10:43am

WestwayKid wrote:
04 Dec 2018, 8:14am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
04 Dec 2018, 7:19am
WestwayKid wrote:
04 Dec 2018, 7:07am
I was stuck in line behind someone who was buying like 40 of those the other night. The cashier tried to count them and ring them all at once...but kept getting the quantity wrong. I normally wouldn't have cared...but I was running late for picking up my kids from school. I kept myself from getting too worked up by trying to figure out what one does with 40 pouches of tuna?
Christmas is coming up, gotta put something under the tree …
Maybe getting a jump on their New Year's Resolution to lose weight? Maybe a very spoiled cat at home? Tuna addiction?
Maybe they were donating it to a food pantry. Don't YOU feel guilty now!
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Post by WestwayKid » 04 Dec 2018, 11:12am

JennyB wrote:
04 Dec 2018, 10:43am
WestwayKid wrote:
04 Dec 2018, 8:14am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
04 Dec 2018, 7:19am
WestwayKid wrote:
04 Dec 2018, 7:07am
I was stuck in line behind someone who was buying like 40 of those the other night. The cashier tried to count them and ring them all at once...but kept getting the quantity wrong. I normally wouldn't have cared...but I was running late for picking up my kids from school. I kept myself from getting too worked up by trying to figure out what one does with 40 pouches of tuna?
Christmas is coming up, gotta put something under the tree …
Maybe getting a jump on their New Year's Resolution to lose weight? Maybe a very spoiled cat at home? Tuna addiction?
Maybe they were donating it to a food pantry. Don't YOU feel guilty now!
A little... :twitch:
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Post by Dr. Medulla » 04 Dec 2018, 11:45am

JennyB wrote:
04 Dec 2018, 10:43am
WestwayKid wrote:
04 Dec 2018, 8:14am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
04 Dec 2018, 7:19am
WestwayKid wrote:
04 Dec 2018, 7:07am
I was stuck in line behind someone who was buying like 40 of those the other night. The cashier tried to count them and ring them all at once...but kept getting the quantity wrong. I normally wouldn't have cared...but I was running late for picking up my kids from school. I kept myself from getting too worked up by trying to figure out what one does with 40 pouches of tuna?
Christmas is coming up, gotta put something under the tree …
Maybe getting a jump on their New Year's Resolution to lose weight? Maybe a very spoiled cat at home? Tuna addiction?
Maybe they were donating it to a food pantry. Don't YOU feel guilty now!
Do you mind—we're being snarky here! :naughty:
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Post by BostonBeaneater » 04 Dec 2018, 12:23pm

Wolter wrote:
04 Dec 2018, 9:23am
Maybe they have an autistic son at home who only eats a handful of different things. Lord knows that’s why we have it.
My nephew, also living with autism, is just like this. His particular food of choice are instant potato spuds and apple sauce. He certainly eats it.
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Post by BostonBeaneater » 05 Dec 2018, 1:48am

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Post by Dr. Medulla » 07 Dec 2018, 7:33am

God damn it, I was just preparing an essay on how Millennials were killing owning vacation property.
http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2018/12/ ... -poor.html
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