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Re: Late stage capitalism
Posted: 17 Jan 2020, 2:20pm
by Kory
Wolter wrote: ↑12 Jan 2020, 9:05am
Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑12 Jan 2020, 7:33am
Silent Majority wrote: ↑12 Jan 2020, 6:09am
It's fashionable to talk of guillotines in these situations, but I've got the guts to say this: firing squads would be much more efficient.
Counterpoint: Guillotines facilitates public display of heads on pikes. Sure, you could shoot them then decapitate, but a guillotine saves a step. That efficiency of labour would allow us all more time to ourselves.
Also. Let us never sacrifice artistry to the altar of efficiency.
Lightpole hangings is the best of both worlds.
Re: Late stage capitalism
Posted: 17 Jan 2020, 5:16pm
by Dr. Medulla
Kory wrote: ↑17 Jan 2020, 2:20pm
Wolter wrote: ↑12 Jan 2020, 9:05am
Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑12 Jan 2020, 7:33am
Silent Majority wrote: ↑12 Jan 2020, 6:09am
It's fashionable to talk of guillotines in these situations, but I've got the guts to say this: firing squads would be much more efficient.
Counterpoint: Guillotines facilitates public display of heads on pikes. Sure, you could shoot them then decapitate, but a guillotine saves a step. That efficiency of labour would allow us all more time to ourselves.
Also. Let us never sacrifice artistry to the altar of efficiency.
Lightpole hangings is the best of both worlds.
And if I did some digging, I'd see you have a financial interest in piano wire manufacturing, wouldn't I?
Re: Late stage capitalism
Posted: 17 Jan 2020, 7:30pm
by Kory
Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑17 Jan 2020, 5:16pm
Kory wrote: ↑17 Jan 2020, 2:20pm
Wolter wrote: ↑12 Jan 2020, 9:05am
Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑12 Jan 2020, 7:33am
Silent Majority wrote: ↑12 Jan 2020, 6:09am
It's fashionable to talk of guillotines in these situations, but I've got the guts to say this: firing squads would be much more efficient.
Counterpoint: Guillotines facilitates public display of heads on pikes. Sure, you could shoot them then decapitate, but a guillotine saves a step. That efficiency of labour would allow us all more time to ourselves.
Also. Let us never sacrifice artistry to the altar of efficiency.
Lightpole hangings is the best of both worlds.
And if I did some digging, I'd see you have a financial interest in piano wire manufacturing, wouldn't I?
Piano wire futures are the future.
Re: Late stage capitalism
Posted: 17 Jan 2020, 7:54pm
by Dr. Medulla
Kory wrote: ↑17 Jan 2020, 7:30pm
Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑17 Jan 2020, 5:16pm
Kory wrote: ↑17 Jan 2020, 2:20pm
Wolter wrote: ↑12 Jan 2020, 9:05am
Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑12 Jan 2020, 7:33am
Counterpoint: Guillotines facilitates public display of heads on pikes. Sure, you could shoot them then decapitate, but a guillotine saves a step. That efficiency of labour would allow us all more time to ourselves.
Also. Let us never sacrifice artistry to the altar of efficiency.
Lightpole hangings is the best of both worlds.
And if I did some digging, I'd see you have a financial interest in piano wire manufacturing, wouldn't I?
Piano wire futures are the future.
"Dumbass." - Robert Moog
Re: Late stage capitalism
Posted: 17 Jan 2020, 8:09pm
by Kory
Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑17 Jan 2020, 7:54pm
Kory wrote: ↑17 Jan 2020, 7:30pm
Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑17 Jan 2020, 5:16pm
Kory wrote: ↑17 Jan 2020, 2:20pm
Wolter wrote: ↑12 Jan 2020, 9:05am
Also. Let us never sacrifice artistry to the altar of efficiency.
Lightpole hangings is the best of both worlds.
And if I did some digging, I'd see you have a financial interest in piano wire manufacturing, wouldn't I?
Piano wire futures are the future.
"Dumbass." - Robert Moog
Only one of us is alive.
Re: Late stage capitalism
Posted: 17 Jan 2020, 8:26pm
by Dr. Medulla
Kory wrote: ↑17 Jan 2020, 8:09pm
Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑17 Jan 2020, 7:54pm
Kory wrote: ↑17 Jan 2020, 7:30pm
Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑17 Jan 2020, 5:16pm
Kory wrote: ↑17 Jan 2020, 2:20pm
Lightpole hangings is the best of both worlds.
And if I did some digging, I'd see you have a financial interest in piano wire manufacturing, wouldn't I?
Piano wire futures are the future.
"Dumbass." - Robert Moog
Only one of us is alive.
"In the long run, we're all dead." - John Maynard Keynes
Re: Late stage capitalism
Posted: 17 Jan 2020, 9:27pm
by Wolter
Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑17 Jan 2020, 8:26pm
Kory wrote: ↑17 Jan 2020, 8:09pm
Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑17 Jan 2020, 7:54pm
Kory wrote: ↑17 Jan 2020, 7:30pm
Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑17 Jan 2020, 5:16pm
And if I did some digging, I'd see you have a financial interest in piano wire manufacturing, wouldn't I?
Piano wire futures are the future.
"Dumbass." - Robert Moog
Only one of us is alive.
"In the long run, we're all dead." - John Maynard Keynes
Speak for yourself, John Maynard Korpse.
Re: Late stage capitalism
Posted: 17 Jan 2020, 9:37pm
by Dr. Medulla
Wolter wrote: ↑17 Jan 2020, 9:27pm
Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑17 Jan 2020, 8:26pm
Kory wrote: ↑17 Jan 2020, 8:09pm
Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑17 Jan 2020, 7:54pm
Kory wrote: ↑17 Jan 2020, 7:30pm
Piano wire futures are the future.
"Dumbass." - Robert Moog
Only one of us is alive.
"In the long run, we're all dead." - John Maynard Keynes
Speak for yourself, John Maynard Korpse.
In the afterlife. JMK is twirling a bike chain and waiting for you. Yeah, he's got time, he's got time.
Re: Late stage capitalism
Posted: 24 Jan 2020, 11:34am
by JennyB
Re: Late stage capitalism
Posted: 24 Jan 2020, 11:40am
by Dr. Medulla
has an air of soft poetry and innocent romance.
Or impending deadlines and creatively bankrupt.
Re: Late stage capitalism
Posted: 24 Jan 2020, 12:04pm
by Flex
That's gonna be a yikes from me, fam
Re: Late stage capitalism
Posted: 20 Mar 2020, 11:14pm
by BostonBeaneater
Come on Boeing.
Re: Late stage capitalism
Posted: 21 Mar 2020, 6:37am
by Dr. Medulla
Re: Late stage capitalism
Posted: 21 Mar 2020, 10:29am
by oliver
Ooof... first round knockout from Keziyah
Re: Late stage capitalism
Posted: 09 Apr 2020, 1:49pm
by BostonBeaneater