How Do You Like Your Bananas?

[Dr. Medulla]

Yeah, but why are you reading a blog about motherhood?

I contain multitudes.

Yeah, and they're all bananas.

My army of students will avenge me for this slur by straightening the bananas of my tormentors!

[Olaf]

Yeah, but why are you reading a blog about motherhood?

I contain multitudes.

Yeah, and they're all bananas.

My army of students will avenge me for this slur by straightening the bananas of my tormentors!

An army you made from dismembered banana parts ...

[Dr. Medulla]

Yeah, but why are you reading a blog about motherhood?

I contain multitudes.

Yeah, and they're all bananas.

My army of students will avenge me for this slur by straightening the bananas of my tormentors!

An army you made from dismembered banana parts ...

Frankenanas are the next evolutionary leap in humanity, if I can just straighten out the spines.

[revbob]

I like plantains not bananas.

[Dr. Medulla]

I like plantains not bananas.

And that's why I teach kids to straighten bananas—way too many are unnecessarily turned off by the curve.

[revbob]

Just a little more to go

[Low Down Low]

I like plantains not bananas.

And that's why I teach kids to straighten bananas—way too many are unnecessarily turned off by the curve.

Not over in limey land they're not. It was the bendy bananas wot won Brexit.

[Dr. Medulla]

I like plantains not bananas.

And that's why I teach kids to straighten bananas—way too many are unnecessarily turned off by the curve.

Not over in limey land they're not. It was the bendy bananas wot won Brexit.

I'm seeing straight and bent there.

[Low Down Low]

I like plantains not bananas.

And that's why I teach kids to straighten bananas—way too many are unnecessarily turned off by the curve.

Not over in limey land they're not. It was the bendy bananas wot won Brexit.

I'm seeing straight and bent there.

[Dr. Medulla]

I like plantains not bananas.

And that's why I teach kids to straighten bananas—way too many are unnecessarily turned off by the curve.

Not over in limey land they're not. It was the bendy bananas wot won Brexit.

I'm seeing straight and bent there.

Someone find evidence that Putin is pro-bendy banana and we're deep in the weeds.

[Low Down Low]

And that's why I teach kids to straighten bananas—way too many are unnecessarily turned off by the curve.

Not over in limey land they're not. It was the bendy bananas wot won Brexit.

I'm seeing straight and bent there.

Someone find evidence that Putin is pro-bendy banana and we're deep in the weeds.

Putin has remained steadfastly coy about his position vis a vis the bendy banana, but it has been noted that Bojo first began to push the bendy banana line around the time he was foreign secretary and recently returned from an official visit to the Kremlin.

[Dr. Medulla]

Not over in limey land they're not. It was the bendy bananas wot won Brexit.

I'm seeing straight and bent there.

Someone find evidence that Putin is pro-bendy banana and we're deep in the weeds.

Putin has remained steadfastly coy about his position vis a vis the bendy banana, but it has been noted that Bojo first began to push the bendy banana line around the time he was foreign secretary and recently returned from an official visit to the Kremlin.

Now, if we knew Zelensky's view on bananas—also: does NATO have an official banana stance?—the stars might start to align.

[Low Down Low]

I'm seeing straight and bent there.

Someone find evidence that Putin is pro-bendy banana and we're deep in the weeds.

Putin has remained steadfastly coy about his position vis a vis the bendy banana, but it has been noted that Bojo first began to push the bendy banana line around the time he was foreign secretary and recently returned from an official visit to the Kremlin.

Now, if we knew Zelensky's view on bananas—also: does NATO have an official banana stance?—the stars might start to align.

These are all closely guarded secrets but i do firmly believe that another Ellsberg/Snowden will emerge in a generation or two when it will be revealed in full and sordid detail just how western civilisation all but collapsed on account of the bendy banana.

[Dr. Medulla]

Someone find evidence that Putin is pro-bendy banana and we're deep in the weeds.

Putin has remained steadfastly coy about his position vis a vis the bendy banana, but it has been noted that Bojo first began to push the bendy banana line around the time he was foreign secretary and recently returned from an official visit to the Kremlin.

Now, if we knew Zelensky's view on bananas—also: does NATO have an official banana stance?—the stars might start to align.

These are all closely guarded secrets but i do firmly believe that another Ellsberg/Snowden will emerge in a generation or two when it will be revealed in full and sordid detail just how western civilisation all but collapsed on account of the bendy banana.

Bananagate!

[Olaf]

And that's why I teach kids to straighten bananas—way too many are unnecessarily turned off by the curve.

Not over in limey land they're not. It was the bendy bananas wot won Brexit.

I'm seeing straight and bent there.

Someone find evidence that Putin is pro-bendy banana and we're deep in the weeds.