The *ugh* 2024 US Election Thread

[Dr. Medulla]

https://www.indy100.com/politics/jp-van ... donut-shop

[Kory]

Is that just a trick of the light at 0:55 that makes it seem like Vance has a wig perched on top of his head?

When I first saw his haircut I thought it was a Photoshop job, but it's real.

I've given myself better haircuts.

I cut my own hair exclusively. It's pretty easy when you get used to it.

[revbob]

Is that just a trick of the light at 0:55 that makes it seem like Vance has a wig perched on top of his head?

When I first saw his haircut I thought it was a Photoshop job, but it's real.

I've given myself better haircuts.

I cut my own hair exclusively. It's pretty easy when you get used to it.

Sure, depending on what you're going for, the point being who the fuck did that hatchet job?

[revbob]

Kennedy endorses Trump

Kennedy had dropped in the polls in recent weeks. He blamed Democrats for running a relentless campaign against his independent candidacy.

When the fuck did that happen?


https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2024-e ... rcna165936

[Sparky]

When I first saw his haircut I thought it was a Photoshop job, but it's real.

I've given myself better haircuts.

I cut my own hair exclusively. It's pretty easy when you get used to it.

Sure, depending on what you're going for, the point being who the fuck did that hatchet job?

And was there liquor involved?

[Dr. Medulla]

Kennedy endorses Trump

Kennedy had dropped in the polls in recent weeks. He blamed Democrats for running a relentless campaign against his independent candidacy.

When the fuck did that happen?


https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2024-e ... rcna165936

And even if it were true, what the hell kind of politics is it to try minimize an opponent's share of the vote while maximizing your own? What is this, Russia? Gentlemen and -ladies simply bow and curtsy toward each other and retire to their manors while waiting judgement from people skilled in reading moles and bird calls.

[revbob]

Kennedy endorses Trump

Kennedy had dropped in the polls in recent weeks. He blamed Democrats for running a relentless campaign against his independent candidacy.

When the fuck did that happen?


https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2024-e ... rcna165936

And even if it were true, what the hell kind of politics is it to try minimize an opponent's share of the vote while maximizing your own? What is this, Russia? Gentlemen and -ladies simply bow and curtsy toward each other and retire to their manors while waiting judgement from people skilled in reading moles and bird calls.

Yes, but I think the word relentless really is a stretch. Id argue he did more than anyone to tank his campaign

[Dr. Medulla]

Kennedy endorses Trump

Kennedy had dropped in the polls in recent weeks. He blamed Democrats for running a relentless campaign against his independent candidacy.

When the fuck did that happen?


https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2024-e ... rcna165936

And even if it were true, what the hell kind of politics is it to try minimize an opponent's share of the vote while maximizing your own? What is this, Russia? Gentlemen and -ladies simply bow and curtsy toward each other and retire to their manors while waiting judgement from people skilled in reading moles and bird calls.

Yes, but I think the word relentless really is a stretch. Id argue he did more than anyone to tank his campaign

Given what a paralyzed mess the Democrats were between Biden's debate and withdrawal, and then quickly coming together around Harris, how much effort has been made toward him, especially when her entry corresponded with a whole lot of support leaving him? The more obvious conclusion was that voters who couldn't abide by Biden or Trump were with him, and once Biden left they had a better place to go. But go with the conspiracy, zipperhead.

[Kory]

I've given myself better haircuts.

I cut my own hair exclusively. It's pretty easy when you get used to it.

Sure, depending on what you're going for, the point being who the fuck did that hatchet job?

And was there liquor involved?

It was me, and yes.

[Dr. Medulla]

*sniff* I'm kinda feeling nostalgic now: https://www.politico.com/news/2024/08/2 ... s-00176157

(One observer has offered up the non-zero possibility that in a month or so, Kennedy will change his mind, retract the endorsement, and claim he's back in the race. He's enough of man-baby egomaniac to do that to try to be part of the conversation.)

[oliver]

Is that just a trick of the light at 0:55 that makes it seem like Vance has a wig perched on top of his head?

When I first saw his haircut I thought it was a Photoshop job, but it's real.

Looks like he's missing a little tuft at the middle of the neck too.

[Dr. Medulla]

https://www.esquire.com/style/grooming/ ... ance-hair/

[revbob]

[Dr. Medulla]

… covered in millions of dead swimmers.

[revbob]

… covered in millions of dead swimmers.

Millions of Dead Cumshots