This Week in Religion
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"Ain't no party like an S Club party!'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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I'm a bit unclear as to what I need to do to make sure I'm not surrounded by Christians in the my afterlife.
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Seems like that will be the default setting.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Feb 2024, 9:20amI'm a bit unclear as to what I need to do to make sure I'm not surrounded by Christians in the my afterlife.
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MLK was right—the arc of the universe *does* bend towards justice!
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A hobo tie-in story! When I was a kid, my dad liked to go for family drives out into the country. My mother would pack a picnic lunch and we'd stop at some roadside campground or park to eat. At one place, someone had left behind this really old and thick bible (at least I think it was a bible; some religious book—maybe the Book of Mormon for all I know). Definitely 19th century. My dad decided it was important and that we should take it home. What's especially hobo-ish here is that my dad was not religious at all. He went to church at Christmas and funerals and weddings. He just thought it was significant. In a dumb movie, he would have signed the family's death warrant, bringing home a portal to hell or something like that. No idea what happened to it. I suspect that after he died and my mother sold the house years after that, it got dumped to Salvation Army.
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Happy Easter, everyone!
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There's a lot to unpack there
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Such as Spider-man both not rescuing Jesus off the cross yet alleviating his suffering slightly (one or the other, Spidey—save him or let him suffer for humanity), and offering Jesus bacon.
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He died so that he could eat bacon.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑31 Mar 2024, 8:31amSuch as Spider-man both not rescuing Jesus off the cross yet alleviating his suffering slightly (one or the other, Spidey—save him or let him suffer for humanity), and offering Jesus bacon.
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Vegetarians and Jews take note!revbob wrote: ↑31 Mar 2024, 8:44amHe died so that he could eat bacon.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑31 Mar 2024, 8:31amSuch as Spider-man both not rescuing Jesus off the cross yet alleviating his suffering slightly (one or the other, Spidey—save him or let him suffer for humanity), and offering Jesus bacon.
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I eat turkey bacon!Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑31 Mar 2024, 8:48amVegetarians and Jews take note!revbob wrote: ↑31 Mar 2024, 8:44amHe died so that he could eat bacon.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑31 Mar 2024, 8:31amSuch as Spider-man both not rescuing Jesus off the cross yet alleviating his suffering slightly (one or the other, Spidey—save him or let him suffer for humanity), and offering Jesus bacon.
I don't eat pork. Not because of the kosher thing, but because pigs are cute and smart.
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Green Acres wasn’t a documentary, you know.JennyB wrote: ↑01 Apr 2024, 9:57amI eat turkey bacon!Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑31 Mar 2024, 8:48amVegetarians and Jews take note!revbob wrote: ↑31 Mar 2024, 8:44amHe died so that he could eat bacon.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑31 Mar 2024, 8:31amSuch as Spider-man both not rescuing Jesus off the cross yet alleviating his suffering slightly (one or the other, Spidey—save him or let him suffer for humanity), and offering Jesus bacon.
I don't eat pork. Not because of the kosher thing, but because pigs are cute and smart.
"Ain't no party like an S Club party!'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft