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MTG giving the Catholics an opportunity to rival the Jewish space lasers.

“What it is is ... Satan’s controlling the church. The church is not doing its job. It’s not adhering to the teachings of Christ. It’s not adhering to what the word of God says we’re supposed to do and how we’re supposed to live,”

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/marjo ... li=BBnbfcL
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Sparky wrote:
28 Apr 2022, 12:11pm
MTG giving the Catholics an opportunity to rival the Jewish space lasers.

“What it is is ... Satan’s controlling the church. The church is not doing its job. It’s not adhering to the teachings of Christ. It’s not adhering to what the word of God says we’re supposed to do and how we’re supposed to live,”

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/marjo ... li=BBnbfcL
Meh, Satan's been controlling the Catholic Church since at least the Reformation. Tell us something we don't know.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Apr 2022, 12:53pm
Sparky wrote:
28 Apr 2022, 12:11pm
MTG giving the Catholics an opportunity to rival the Jewish space lasers.

“What it is is ... Satan’s controlling the church. The church is not doing its job. It’s not adhering to the teachings of Christ. It’s not adhering to what the word of God says we’re supposed to do and how we’re supposed to live,”

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/marjo ... li=BBnbfcL
Meh, Satan's been controlling the Catholic Church since at least the Reformation. Tell us something we don't know.
Well sure, the Catholics have had a jump on things since medieval times, but those Jewish space lasers have been getting the most recent press, so MGT is just trying to keep things even between the two by reminding everybody of the connection with Satan. :mrgreen:
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Sparky wrote:
28 Apr 2022, 12:11pm
MTG giving the Catholics an opportunity to rival the Jewish space lasers.

“What it is is ... Satan’s controlling the church. The church is not doing its job. It’s not adhering to the teachings of Christ. It’s not adhering to what the word of God says we’re supposed to do and how we’re supposed to live,”

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/marjo ... li=BBnbfcL
My space laser is in the shop and they are running behind. I may have to get ZOG involved.
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JennyB wrote:
29 Apr 2022, 10:28am
Sparky wrote:
28 Apr 2022, 12:11pm
MTG giving the Catholics an opportunity to rival the Jewish space lasers.

“What it is is ... Satan’s controlling the church. The church is not doing its job. It’s not adhering to the teachings of Christ. It’s not adhering to what the word of God says we’re supposed to do and how we’re supposed to live,”

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/marjo ... li=BBnbfcL
My space laser is in the shop and they are running behind. I may have to get ZOG involved.
This lapsed Catholic stands by ready to help as needed.

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JennyB wrote:
29 Apr 2022, 10:28am
Sparky wrote:
28 Apr 2022, 12:11pm
MTG giving the Catholics an opportunity to rival the Jewish space lasers.

“What it is is ... Satan’s controlling the church. The church is not doing its job. It’s not adhering to the teachings of Christ. It’s not adhering to what the word of God says we’re supposed to do and how we’re supposed to live,”

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/marjo ... li=BBnbfcL
My space laser is in the shop and they are running behind. I may have to get ZOG involved.
Yeah, worldwide parts shortages and all, I get it. :lol:
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Gimme a sign, Jesus, any sign!
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
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Gimme a sign, Jesus, any sign!
This really hits home.
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I've finally gotten back to research on heavy metal and Satanism for a lecture and am reading a fair bit on the Satanism panic of the 80s where sinister devil worshippers were abusing kids (i.e., the gay grooming myth by a different name), and came across one story from Olympia, WA, in the 90s. Two adult sisters accused their father of abusing them as part of a Satanic ritual. He confessed because he's an evangelical and couldn't imagine why his daughters would lie about it, so he concluded that he'd been brainwashed or hypnotized by Satan into doing these things and then had his memory erased. (Spoilers: He was innocent but the court rejected his recantation and he did eight years.)
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
13 May 2022, 1:57pm
I've finally gotten back to research on heavy metal and Satanism for a lecture and am reading a fair bit on the Satanism panic of the 80s where sinister devil worshippers were abusing kids (i.e., the gay grooming myth by a different name), and came across one story from Olympia, WA, in the 90s. Two adult sisters accused their father of abusing them as part of a Satanic ritual. He confessed because he's an evangelical and couldn't imagine why his daughters would lie about it, so he concluded that he'd been brainwashed or hypnotized by Satan into doing these things and then had his memory erased. (Spoilers: He was innocent but the court rejected his recantation and he did eight years.)
It was gods will.

I think I have some recordings of a crazy dude talking about satanic music from back in the 80s that I could upload if you're interested

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revbob wrote:
13 May 2022, 3:36pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
13 May 2022, 1:57pm
I've finally gotten back to research on heavy metal and Satanism for a lecture and am reading a fair bit on the Satanism panic of the 80s where sinister devil worshippers were abusing kids (i.e., the gay grooming myth by a different name), and came across one story from Olympia, WA, in the 90s. Two adult sisters accused their father of abusing them as part of a Satanic ritual. He confessed because he's an evangelical and couldn't imagine why his daughters would lie about it, so he concluded that he'd been brainwashed or hypnotized by Satan into doing these things and then had his memory erased. (Spoilers: He was innocent but the court rejected his recantation and he did eight years.)
It was gods will.

I think I have some recordings of a crazy dude talking about satanic music from back in the 80s that I could upload if you're interested
Please do! I have a few things kicking around, but it never hurts to have more.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
13 May 2022, 4:09pm
revbob wrote:
13 May 2022, 3:36pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
13 May 2022, 1:57pm
I've finally gotten back to research on heavy metal and Satanism for a lecture and am reading a fair bit on the Satanism panic of the 80s where sinister devil worshippers were abusing kids (i.e., the gay grooming myth by a different name), and came across one story from Olympia, WA, in the 90s. Two adult sisters accused their father of abusing them as part of a Satanic ritual. He confessed because he's an evangelical and couldn't imagine why his daughters would lie about it, so he concluded that he'd been brainwashed or hypnotized by Satan into doing these things and then had his memory erased. (Spoilers: He was innocent but the court rejected his recantation and he did eight years.)
It was gods will.

I think I have some recordings of a crazy dude talking about satanic music from back in the 80s that I could upload if you're interested
Please do! I have a few things kicking around, but it never hurts to have more.
Ive probably mentioned it before, there's a part where he talks a out Blondie and after he says his bit about her he says "Call Me? No thanks!" Its unintentionally hilarious.

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revbob wrote:
13 May 2022, 4:12pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
13 May 2022, 4:09pm
revbob wrote:
13 May 2022, 3:36pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
13 May 2022, 1:57pm
I've finally gotten back to research on heavy metal and Satanism for a lecture and am reading a fair bit on the Satanism panic of the 80s where sinister devil worshippers were abusing kids (i.e., the gay grooming myth by a different name), and came across one story from Olympia, WA, in the 90s. Two adult sisters accused their father of abusing them as part of a Satanic ritual. He confessed because he's an evangelical and couldn't imagine why his daughters would lie about it, so he concluded that he'd been brainwashed or hypnotized by Satan into doing these things and then had his memory erased. (Spoilers: He was innocent but the court rejected his recantation and he did eight years.)
It was gods will.

I think I have some recordings of a crazy dude talking about satanic music from back in the 80s that I could upload if you're interested
Please do! I have a few things kicking around, but it never hurts to have more.
Ive probably mentioned it before, there's a part where he talks a out Blondie and after he says his bit about her he says "Call Me? No thanks!" Its unintentionally hilarious.
No group of people did more to try to make rock music cool.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
13 May 2022, 1:57pm
I've finally gotten back to research on heavy metal and Satanism for a lecture and am reading a fair bit on the Satanism panic of the 80s where sinister devil worshippers were abusing kids (i.e., the gay grooming myth by a different name), and came across one story from Olympia, WA, in the 90s. Two adult sisters accused their father of abusing them as part of a Satanic ritual. He confessed because he's an evangelical and couldn't imagine why his daughters would lie about it, so he concluded that he'd been brainwashed or hypnotized by Satan into doing these things and then had his memory erased. (Spoilers: He was innocent but the court rejected his recantation and he did eight years.)
The Satanists came out in full force at the abortion rally over the weekend (they have been very vocal in their support for repro rights) and all I could think of was how hot they must have been in their all black.
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