This Week in Religion

[revbob]

[Dr. Medulla]

God would be one of those tantric sex weirdos, right?

[Sparky]

So I'm kind of confused by the picture....is God in to golden showers, facials or both?

[Dr. Medulla]

So I'm kind of confused by the picture....is God in to golden showers, facials or both?

To people of true faith, God's sacred dong performs golden showers, facials, cream pies, everything all at once.

[revbob]

[Dr. Medulla]

Leeroy, however, concedes the point.

[revbob]

[Kory]

So I'm kind of confused by the picture....is God in to golden showers, facials or both?

God is in(to) all things.

[tepista]

[Dr. Medulla]

That's why the Romans went for crucification, so that people could get a good look before he died.

[Dr. Medulla]

[revbob]

[Dr. Medulla]

I keep forgetting to mention this. In my history course, early on I was talking about religion and awkwardly phrased a reference to Christianity—I can't remember exactly what I did—and it clicked in me to pretend that I was a devout Christianity whenever I could talk about religion. So I dropped a few "the Lords" here and there and tried to sound reverential. Mind you, other stuff that I was saying would have of confused all that, but I do strive to hide a lot of my actual beliefs. Anyway, it was something that made me giggle on the inside whenever religion came up.

[Dr. Medulla]

[tepista]