So Spider-Man just let him be crucified and did nothing to save him. They left all of that out of sunday school teaching.
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I wasn't aware Jesus was a blonde haired, Kurt Cobain kind of looking guy.
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You're both also missing that Spider-man thinks Jesus would eat bacon.
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Easter = Ham, duh.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑09 Apr 2023, 1:19pmYou're both also missing that Spider-man thinks Jesus would eat bacon.
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That's to remind Jews, nuh-uh, this day's about us Christians, not you.tepista wrote: ↑09 Apr 2023, 2:18pmEaster = Ham, duh.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑09 Apr 2023, 1:19pmYou're both also missing that Spider-man thinks Jesus would eat bacon.
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Nice cowboy hat:
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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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well, we just had pork ribs and chicken wings. yee-haw, welcome to Texas.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑09 Apr 2023, 2:56pmThat's to remind Jews, nuh-uh, this day's about us Christians, not you.tepista wrote: ↑09 Apr 2023, 2:18pmEaster = Ham, duh.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑09 Apr 2023, 1:19pmYou're both also missing that Spider-man thinks Jesus would eat bacon.
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You've been stealth converted. Jesus doesn't just turn into a cracker; he also turns into pigs and lobsters. Like to see Buddha pull that off.tepista wrote: ↑09 Apr 2023, 3:10pmwell, we just had pork ribs and chicken wings. yee-haw, welcome to Texas.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑09 Apr 2023, 2:56pmThat's to remind Jews, nuh-uh, this day's about us Christians, not you.tepista wrote: ↑09 Apr 2023, 2:18pmEaster = Ham, duh.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑09 Apr 2023, 1:19pmYou're both also missing that Spider-man thinks Jesus would eat bacon.
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we have lobsters here, but we call them crawfishDr. Medulla wrote: ↑09 Apr 2023, 3:23pmYou've been stealth converted. Jesus doesn't just turn into a cracker; he also turns into pigs and lobsters. Like to see Buddha pull that off.tepista wrote: ↑09 Apr 2023, 3:10pmwell, we just had pork ribs and chicken wings. yee-haw, welcome to Texas.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑09 Apr 2023, 2:56pmThat's to remind Jews, nuh-uh, this day's about us Christians, not you.tepista wrote: ↑09 Apr 2023, 2:18pmEaster = Ham, duh.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑09 Apr 2023, 1:19pmYou're both also missing that Spider-man thinks Jesus would eat bacon.
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Praise Jesus!tepista wrote: ↑09 Apr 2023, 3:32pmwe have lobsters here, but we call them crawfishDr. Medulla wrote: ↑09 Apr 2023, 3:23pmYou've been stealth converted. Jesus doesn't just turn into a cracker; he also turns into pigs and lobsters. Like to see Buddha pull that off.
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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft