This Week in Religion

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revbob wrote:
30 Oct 2021, 4:40pm
So getting a job and finding Jesus are exclusive now.

Let the good Christians work I say. The rest of us scum don't deserve work. And yet isn't it the Christians who say "the devil makes work for idle hands". It all levels out in the end I guess.
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Just got this in the mail from the local JWs. They come by the house every so often to try and indoctrinate the missus. Usually on a miserably cold day with a young child in tow. A few times I've answered the door and I like to act like Im controlling my wife and keeping her from talking to them so I think now they're trying to work on me.
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When I was a kid and the JWs came around, my mother would hide and make me answer the door and say my parents weren't around. Looking back, it's bizarre that she was hiding—as opposed to just not answering the door—and then making me go to the door and say I'm all alone.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Nov 2021, 7:15pm
When I was a kid and the JWs came around, my mother would hide and make me answer the door and say my parents weren't around. Looking back, it's bizarre that she was hiding—as opposed to just not answering the door—and then making me go to the door and say I'm all alone.
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tepista wrote:
12 Nov 2021, 8:45pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Nov 2021, 7:15pm
When I was a kid and the JWs came around, my mother would hide and make me answer the door and say my parents weren't around. Looking back, it's bizarre that she was hiding—as opposed to just not answering the door—and then making me go to the door and say I'm all alone.
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She would be indignant by the very thought.
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I agree with Flynn and welcome the coming codification of the Church of the Subgenius as our national religion.
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I guess he's never hear of this little thing called the Constitution!
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Nice to see them come around to the legitimacy of sharia.
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Hello,

Whenever I read about these conferences, I'm amazed there is so much funding/financial support. I'm going to guess Michael Flynn and Roger Stone didn't put out anything for airfare or hotels during this conference and they get a nice honorarium. How do they get so much money for these events?

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gkbill wrote:
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Hello,

Whenever I read about these conferences, I'm amazed there is so much funding/financial support. I'm going to guess Michael Flynn and Roger Stone didn't put out anything for airfare or hotels during this conference and they get a nice honorarium. How do they get so much money for these events?
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Probably besties with Marjorie Taylor Green. :crazy:

https://www.newsweek.com/christian-prea ... an-1652867
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Sparky wrote:
24 Nov 2021, 12:39pm
Probably besties with Marjorie Taylor Green. :crazy:

https://www.newsweek.com/christian-prea ... an-1652867
I think real Derek just really wanted to do butt stuff and she couldn't handle it so it manifested into this alien scenario.

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Sparky wrote:
24 Nov 2021, 12:39pm
Probably besties with Marjorie Taylor Green. :crazy:

https://www.newsweek.com/christian-prea ... an-1652867
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revbob wrote:
24 Nov 2021, 12:54pm
Sparky wrote:
24 Nov 2021, 12:39pm
Probably besties with Marjorie Taylor Green. :crazy:

https://www.newsweek.com/christian-prea ... an-1652867
I think real Derek just really wanted to do butt stuff and she couldn't handle it so it manifested into this alien scenario.
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