The Political Gun Thread
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Look, the gun may well be a substitute wing-wang, but it's no homo!
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Re: The Political Gun Thread
His delivery was *chef's kiss*Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑28 Nov 2022, 8:39pmLook, the gun may well be a substitute wing-wang, but it's no homo!
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How to advertise that you're a very fearful individual.
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…with a horrible case of Hank Hill butt.
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Re: The Political Gun Thread
He shot it off.
Re: The Political Gun Thread
Hmm, 3 sidearms but only 2 human arms, well thought out.
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Once he empties one in the firefight against illegals and liberals, he’s ready to go with another. He didn’t start this war, but, by god, he’ll end it.
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It's cute how Missouri thinks it can be as crazy as Texas and Florida. That's a really honourable effort, but maybe think about giving those kids guns when they start school each September. Then you're playing in the big loony bin!
https://apnews.com/article/politics-jop ... c8cb587786
https://apnews.com/article/politics-jop ... c8cb587786
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Re: The Political Gun Thread
We are equally as crazy.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑09 Feb 2023, 1:53pmIt's cute how Missouri thinks it can be as crazy as Texas and Florida. That's a really honourable effort, but maybe think about giving those kids guns when they start school each September. Then you're playing in the big loony bin!
https://apnews.com/article/politics-jop ... c8cb587786
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You can’t wear the truly crazy shoes yet. Texas and Florida set a really high standard.JennyB wrote: ↑09 Feb 2023, 4:42pmWe are equally as crazy.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑09 Feb 2023, 1:53pmIt's cute how Missouri thinks it can be as crazy as Texas and Florida. That's a really honourable effort, but maybe think about giving those kids guns when they start school each September. Then you're playing in the big loony bin!
https://apnews.com/article/politics-jop ... c8cb587786
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Nah, their just bigger states. Missourah wears the crazy jacket pretty well. Arkansas might be the most bathouse of them all.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑09 Feb 2023, 6:11pmYou can’t wear the truly crazy shoes yet. Texas and Florida set a really high standard.JennyB wrote: ↑09 Feb 2023, 4:42pmWe are equally as crazy.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑09 Feb 2023, 1:53pmIt's cute how Missouri thinks it can be as crazy as Texas and Florida. That's a really honourable effort, but maybe think about giving those kids guns when they start school each September. Then you're playing in the big loony bin!
https://apnews.com/article/politics-jop ... c8cb587786
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I admire their ambition, but Missouri is the Blue Jays. There's potential there, but they ain't the Yankees and Astros yet.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑09 Feb 2023, 6:17pmNah, their just bigger states. Missourah wears the crazy jacket pretty well. Arkansas might be the most bathouse of them all.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑09 Feb 2023, 6:11pmYou can’t wear the truly crazy shoes yet. Texas and Florida set a really high standard.JennyB wrote: ↑09 Feb 2023, 4:42pmWe are equally as crazy.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑09 Feb 2023, 1:53pmIt's cute how Missouri thinks it can be as crazy as Texas and Florida. That's a really honourable effort, but maybe think about giving those kids guns when they start school each September. Then you're playing in the big loony bin!
https://apnews.com/article/politics-jop ... c8cb587786
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft