The Political Gun Thread

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revbob wrote:
30 May 2022, 6:05pm
Sparky wrote:
30 May 2022, 3:52pm
Some epic trolling right here.

Pretty fantastic.
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Okay, panelists, show of hands: who gets it?

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gkbill wrote:
30 May 2022, 6:24pm
revbob wrote:
30 May 2022, 6:05pm
Sparky wrote:
30 May 2022, 3:52pm
Some epic trolling right here.

Pretty fantastic.
Hello,

Okay, panelists, show of hands: who gets it?
Yeah, the look on LaPierre's face and the awkward clapping at the end of the speech makes me wonder if they even know they've been trolled. :mrgreen:
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
27 May 2022, 6:32pm
Because, you know, when you think about it, gun owners are like Jews murdered in pogroms over the centuries: https://reason.com/volokh/2022/05/27/we ... against-us
They love to use this argument. Most of us are like "leave us the fuck out of this and pass some meaningful legislation."
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JennyB wrote:
31 May 2022, 11:36am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
27 May 2022, 6:32pm
Because, you know, when you think about it, gun owners are like Jews murdered in pogroms over the centuries: https://reason.com/volokh/2022/05/27/we ... against-us
They love to use this argument. Most of us are like "leave us the fuck out of this and pass some meaningful legislation."
Based on my reading of Jewish conservatives, you fall in the category of "self-hating Jews." (Now that I think about it, all my Jewish friends hate their culture and being.)
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
31 May 2022, 11:45am
JennyB wrote:
31 May 2022, 11:36am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
27 May 2022, 6:32pm
Because, you know, when you think about it, gun owners are like Jews murdered in pogroms over the centuries: https://reason.com/volokh/2022/05/27/we ... against-us
They love to use this argument. Most of us are like "leave us the fuck out of this and pass some meaningful legislation."
Based on my reading of Jewish conservatives, you fall in the category of "self-hating Jews." (Now that I think about it, all my Jewish friends hate their culture and being.)
So that means about 95% of us are self-hating? I mean, in a different way of self-hating.
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JennyB wrote:
31 May 2022, 11:46am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
31 May 2022, 11:45am
JennyB wrote:
31 May 2022, 11:36am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
27 May 2022, 6:32pm
Because, you know, when you think about it, gun owners are like Jews murdered in pogroms over the centuries: https://reason.com/volokh/2022/05/27/we ... against-us
They love to use this argument. Most of us are like "leave us the fuck out of this and pass some meaningful legislation."
Based on my reading of Jewish conservatives, you fall in the category of "self-hating Jews." (Now that I think about it, all my Jewish friends hate their culture and being.)
So that means about 95% of us are self-hating? I mean, in a different way of self-hating.
You'd think that should be an even greater caricature of Jews!
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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Penis substitutes for men? YES! Penis substitutes for women? NO!
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
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Penis substitutes for men? YES! Penis substitutes for women? NO!
Its a Christian thing.

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Gawd, I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes. Who thinks this shit up?
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If only the Founders had included this amendment: “A well regulated vagina, anus, and/or mouth, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear dildos, shall not be infringed.”
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Jun 2022, 11:26am
If only the Founders had included this amendment: “A well regulated vagina, anus, and/or mouth, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear dildos, shall not be infringed.”
That's how I choose to interpret the second amendment
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MTG really is a piece of shit.


"...leave Americans defenseless."

I find that interesting. Defenseless against what? Roadside bombing that happens all the time in this country? Sniper fire? Brutal gang rapes on every street corner? I mean, what? These people are fearing an enemy that exists only in their minds.

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