The Future of the Republican Party

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"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
31 Mar 2022, 8:47pm
Hello,

Hilarious! I've probably seen that 3 dozen times - it still cracks me up and I laugh out loud. It's so close to the truth of contemporary politicians.

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Whatever you do don't accidentally watch that Cawthorn video. 🤢🤮

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Mimi wrote:
04 May 2022, 10:51pm
Whatever you do don't accidentally watch that Cawthorn video. 🤢🤮
You mean the one where he fucks his cousin’s face? Too late.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
04 May 2022, 11:59pm
Mimi wrote:
04 May 2022, 10:51pm
Whatever you do don't accidentally watch that Cawthorn video. 🤢🤮
You mean the one where he fucks his cousin’s face? Too late.
Yeah. You can't unsee that shit.

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BostonBeaneater wrote:
04 May 2022, 11:59pm
Mimi wrote:
04 May 2022, 10:51pm
Whatever you do don't accidentally watch that Cawthorn video. 🤢🤮
You mean the one where he fucks his cousin’s face? Too late.
WTF are you two talking about? Is this like a 2 girls 1 cup type thing?

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revbob wrote:
05 May 2022, 8:18am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
04 May 2022, 11:59pm
Mimi wrote:
04 May 2022, 10:51pm
Whatever you do don't accidentally watch that Cawthorn video. 🤢🤮
You mean the one where he fucks his cousin’s face? Too late.
WTF are you two talking about? Is this like a 2 girls 1 cup type thing?
Go on twitter and search cawthorn video. He's humping his cousin's face while naked. I ain't linkin' that shit here.

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Mimi wrote:
05 May 2022, 8:44am
revbob wrote:
05 May 2022, 8:18am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
04 May 2022, 11:59pm
Mimi wrote:
04 May 2022, 10:51pm
Whatever you do don't accidentally watch that Cawthorn video. 🤢🤮
You mean the one where he fucks his cousin’s face? Too late.
WTF are you two talking about? Is this like a 2 girls 1 cup type thing?
Go on twitter and search cawthorn video. He's humping his cousin's face while naked. I ain't linkin' that shit here.
Isn't it fair to say he was grooming his cousin?
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Mimi wrote:
05 May 2022, 8:44am
revbob wrote:
05 May 2022, 8:18am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
04 May 2022, 11:59pm
Mimi wrote:
04 May 2022, 10:51pm
Whatever you do don't accidentally watch that Cawthorn video. 🤢🤮
You mean the one where he fucks his cousin’s face? Too late.
WTF are you two talking about? Is this like a 2 girls 1 cup type thing?
Go on twitter and search cawthorn video. He's humping his cousin's face while naked. I ain't linkin' that shit here.
AS ALL GOOD CHRISTIANS DO!!!!

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Bunch of total weirdos saying stuff like "haha yeah that's just the kind of stuff boys do with each other (no homo)" and what the fuck are they talking about.
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Flex wrote:
05 May 2022, 9:39am
Bunch of total weirdos saying stuff like "haha yeah that's just the kind of stuff boys do with each other (no homo)" and what the fuck are they talking about.
I have five brothers. They never did anything like this. They farted on each for sure but never dry-humped each other.

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It’s a bit of lazy trope in fiction to make the angry homophobe secretly gay (e.g., American Beauty), but damn do frothing conservatives think, talk, and do gay stuff.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Mimi wrote:
05 May 2022, 9:43am
Flex wrote:
05 May 2022, 9:39am
Bunch of total weirdos saying stuff like "haha yeah that's just the kind of stuff boys do with each other (no homo)" and what the fuck are they talking about.
I have five brothers. They never did anything like this. They farted on each for sure but never dry-humped each other.
A guy I was friends with as a kid once pulled down his pants and full-face farted on his younger brother. His brother seriously freaked. Like full-on instantly traumatized. I didn’t find that stuff funny at all after that.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
05 May 2022, 9:48am
Mimi wrote:
05 May 2022, 9:43am
Flex wrote:
05 May 2022, 9:39am
Bunch of total weirdos saying stuff like "haha yeah that's just the kind of stuff boys do with each other (no homo)" and what the fuck are they talking about.
I have five brothers. They never did anything like this. They farted on each for sure but never dry-humped each other.
A guy I was friends with as a kid once pulled down his pants and full-face farted on his younger brother. His brother seriously freaked. Like full-on instantly traumatized. I didn’t find that stuff funny at all after that.
That's a bit too much right there.

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Mimi wrote:
05 May 2022, 9:53am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
05 May 2022, 9:48am
Mimi wrote:
05 May 2022, 9:43am
Flex wrote:
05 May 2022, 9:39am
Bunch of total weirdos saying stuff like "haha yeah that's just the kind of stuff boys do with each other (no homo)" and what the fuck are they talking about.
I have five brothers. They never did anything like this. They farted on each for sure but never dry-humped each other.
A guy I was friends with as a kid once pulled down his pants and full-face farted on his younger brother. His brother seriously freaked. Like full-on instantly traumatized. I didn’t find that stuff funny at all after that.
That's a bit too much right there.
Just looked him up on the Faceplace. Last entry is 2012, so maybe he's dead for all I know, but he was involved in selling used cars. Still farting on people's faces.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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