The Future of the Republican Party
- Dr. Medulla
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"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Hello,
Hilarious! I've probably seen that 3 dozen times - it still cracks me up and I laugh out loud. It's so close to the truth of contemporary politicians.
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Whatever you do don't accidentally watch that Cawthorn video.
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Yeah. You can't unsee that shit.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑04 May 2022, 11:59pmYou mean the one where he fucks his cousin’s face? Too late.
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WTF are you two talking about? Is this like a 2 girls 1 cup type thing?BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑04 May 2022, 11:59pmYou mean the one where he fucks his cousin’s face? Too late.
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Go on twitter and search cawthorn video. He's humping his cousin's face while naked. I ain't linkin' that shit here.revbob wrote: ↑05 May 2022, 8:18amWTF are you two talking about? Is this like a 2 girls 1 cup type thing?BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑04 May 2022, 11:59pmYou mean the one where he fucks his cousin’s face? Too late.
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Isn't it fair to say he was grooming his cousin?Mimi wrote: ↑05 May 2022, 8:44amGo on twitter and search cawthorn video. He's humping his cousin's face while naked. I ain't linkin' that shit here.revbob wrote: ↑05 May 2022, 8:18amWTF are you two talking about? Is this like a 2 girls 1 cup type thing?BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑04 May 2022, 11:59pmYou mean the one where he fucks his cousin’s face? Too late.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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AS ALL GOOD CHRISTIANS DO!!!!Mimi wrote: ↑05 May 2022, 8:44amGo on twitter and search cawthorn video. He's humping his cousin's face while naked. I ain't linkin' that shit here.revbob wrote: ↑05 May 2022, 8:18amWTF are you two talking about? Is this like a 2 girls 1 cup type thing?BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑04 May 2022, 11:59pmYou mean the one where he fucks his cousin’s face? Too late.
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Bunch of total weirdos saying stuff like "haha yeah that's just the kind of stuff boys do with each other (no homo)" and what the fuck are they talking about.
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Re: The Future of the Republican Party
I have five brothers. They never did anything like this. They farted on each for sure but never dry-humped each other.
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It’s a bit of lazy trope in fiction to make the angry homophobe secretly gay (e.g., American Beauty), but damn do frothing conservatives think, talk, and do gay stuff.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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A guy I was friends with as a kid once pulled down his pants and full-face farted on his younger brother. His brother seriously freaked. Like full-on instantly traumatized. I didn’t find that stuff funny at all after that.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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That's a bit too much right there.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑05 May 2022, 9:48amA guy I was friends with as a kid once pulled down his pants and full-face farted on his younger brother. His brother seriously freaked. Like full-on instantly traumatized. I didn’t find that stuff funny at all after that.
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Just looked him up on the Faceplace. Last entry is 2012, so maybe he's dead for all I know, but he was involved in selling used cars. Still farting on people's faces.Mimi wrote: ↑05 May 2022, 9:53amThat's a bit too much right there.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑05 May 2022, 9:48amA guy I was friends with as a kid once pulled down his pants and full-face farted on his younger brother. His brother seriously freaked. Like full-on instantly traumatized. I didn’t find that stuff funny at all after that.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft