The Future of the Republican Party

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Hello,

Don't get me started on West Virginia jokes.

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gkbill wrote:
10 Mar 2023, 1:53pm
Hello,

Don't get me started on West Virginia jokes.
When were going to school at UNCG, one of our NC classmates told WV jokes. I can only remember one off-hand. Something like why are tornadoes like divorces in WV? Either way, someone's losing their trailer.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
10 Mar 2023, 4:26pm
gkbill wrote:
10 Mar 2023, 1:53pm
Hello,

Don't get me started on West Virginia jokes.
When were going to school at UNCG, one of our NC classmates told WV jokes. I can only remember one off-hand. Something like why are tornadoes like divorces in WV? Either way, someone's losing their trailer.
Hello,

Why is it called a toothbrush rather than a teethbrush?

It was invented in West Virginia.

I can't tell many others here.

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gkbill wrote:
10 Mar 2023, 4:48pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
10 Mar 2023, 4:26pm
gkbill wrote:
10 Mar 2023, 1:53pm
Hello,

Don't get me started on West Virginia jokes.
When were going to school at UNCG, one of our NC classmates told WV jokes. I can only remember one off-hand. Something like why are tornadoes like divorces in WV? Either way, someone's losing their trailer.
Hello,

Why is it called a toothbrush rather than a teethbrush?

It was invented in West Virginia.

I can't tell many others here.
Ha! I just remembered another about the satellite dish being the state flower. There was also one about the real state fish of WV, but I can't recall what it was (a floating diaper or something like that).
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
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He just oozes "Im a scum bag vibes".

Also WTF is he holding?

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revbob wrote:
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 3:59pm
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He just oozes "Im a scum bag vibes".

Also WTF is he holding?
A snowflake he was given. Read it closely, tho.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 4:30pm
revbob wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 4:12pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 3:59pm
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He just oozes "Im a scum bag vibes".

Also WTF is he holding?
A snowflake he was given. Read it closely, tho.
Well done.

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
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I love it!
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Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung

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:lol: :lol: :lol:


God, what a mess, on the ladder of success
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung

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:lol: :lol: :lol:


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Sounds like her husband has a type considering he was 23 and she was a schoolgirl when she dropped out to have his baby.
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Sounds like her husband has a type considering he was 23 and she was a schoolgirl when she dropped out to have his baby.
Known as a Wooderson.
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Punk rock singer testifies on Proud Boys' behalf at sedition trial. (Can you guess who)?

https://www.reuters.com/legal/punk-rock ... 023-03-20/

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Punk rock singer testifies on Proud Boys' behalf at sedition trial. (Can you guess who)?

https://www.reuters.com/legal/punk-rock ... 023-03-20/
Extremely on-brand, tbqh.

I have no doubt Jerry Only (at least) is also a MAGA/Proud Boys guy, but luckily he seems to have enough sense to protect the brand and keep any of that shit under wraps. Graves didn't have that much to lose, I guess.
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