The Future of the Republican Party

[Flex]

Absolutely not. This is a shithead gun fuckers thing.

[revbob]

Absolutely not. This is a shithead gun fuckers thing.

Well you do want them at the ready when those radical socialists come to take them away, or for the next home invasion.

[Dr. Medulla]

Absolutely not. This is a shithead gun fuckers thing.

Well you do want them at the ready when those radical socialists come to take them away, or for the next home invasion.

Or the next domestic dispute.

[matedog]

Gotta be honest, Boebert's look is kinda my thing. I don't mean anything she thinks or says or shit she has on her wall, just purely aesthetic.

[Dr. Medulla]

Gotta be honest, Boebert's look is kinda my thing. I don't mean anything she thinks or says or shit she has on her wall, just purely aesthetic.

Is it the glasses?

[revbob]

Gotta be honest, Boebert's look is kinda my thing. I don't mean anything she thinks or says or shit she has on her wall, just purely aesthetic.

Is it the glasses?

Or the comically drawn eyebrows?

Just look at that face Hoy she's ready to berate you right now.

[matedog]

Gotta be honest, Boebert's look is kinda my thing. I don't mean anything she thinks or says or shit she has on her wall, just purely aesthetic.

Is it the glasses?

I think you've seen my wife...

[Dr. Medulla]

Gotta be honest, Boebert's look is kinda my thing. I don't mean anything she thinks or says or shit she has on her wall, just purely aesthetic.

Is it the glasses?

I think you've seen my wife...

I must have, but I can't recall right now. I'll assume it's a yes, then.

[Dr. Medulla]

Gotta be honest, Boebert's look is kinda my thing. I don't mean anything she thinks or says or shit she has on her wall, just purely aesthetic.

Is it the glasses?

Or the comically drawn eyebrows?

Just look at that face Hoy she's ready to berate you right now.

Berate, masturbate—it's all good, right?

[Kory]

Gotta be honest, Boebert's look is kinda my thing. I don't mean anything she thinks or says or shit she has on her wall, just purely aesthetic.

I was thinking the same thing.

[Dr. Medulla]

I feel a certain shame/irritation when I find right-wing lunatic women attractive. Christine O'Donnell from 2012(?) comes to mind. I'd rather peoples whose beliefs are odious also be unpleasant on every other level.

[Flex]

Berate, masturbate

a virtuous cycle

[Silent Majority]

I feel a certain shame/irritation when I find right-wing lunatic women attractive. Christine O'Donnell from 2012(?) comes to mind. I'd rather peoples whose beliefs are odious also be unpleasant on every other level.

Your brain is smarter than your heart and your penis. Unfortunately, it's outnumbered.

[Dr. Medulla]

I feel a certain shame/irritation when I find right-wing lunatic women attractive. Christine O'Donnell from 2012(?) comes to mind. I'd rather peoples whose beliefs are odious also be unpleasant on every other level.

Your brain is smarter than your heart and your penis. Unfortunately, it's outnumbered.

Ah, but you forget my gall bladder—the overlooked organ that is the real power behind the throne.

[Silent Majority]

I feel a certain shame/irritation when I find right-wing lunatic women attractive. Christine O'Donnell from 2012(?) comes to mind. I'd rather peoples whose beliefs are odious also be unpleasant on every other level.

Your brain is smarter than your heart and your penis. Unfortunately, it's outnumbered.

Ah, but you forget my gall bladder—the overlooked organ that is the real power behind the throne.

What you do behind closed doors is entirely up to you.