From the Onion's new encyclopedia's entry for Ayn Rand: "Russian-American writer whose objectively terrible novels are avoided by serious readers out of rational self-interest."
Holy fuck but that was good. I demand Hodgman start writing an Ayn Rand advice column.
This was my favorite (that, and the Charlie's Angels one):
I saw on television the performing group known as the Village People. These are very exuberant, virile men. I have no delusions; I know that they are all lesbians. But they expressed in their dancing the kind of unapologetic enthusiasm for their masculinity that so many in our culture wish to repress in favor of Alan Alda.
