Gary Glitter, Minister of Public Safety, at your service.Rat Patrol wrote:Well there's your problem. You can't legally touch the potholes until they're at least 16 years old. Clearly they need to lower the age of consent to Jimmy Savile levels before the streets can be cleared of giant dicks.Marky Dread wrote:Well we try to drive mainly on the road or we end up in jail.Rat Patrol wrote:That's gotta suck when your muffler gets wrecked by the pounding it takes from the rock-hard prick in the pavement.Marky Dread wrote:Sure are.Rat Patrol wrote: So...dicks everywhere?
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Fuck if only that were true there would be a few more happier motorists on the roads. Although I expect there are many of the bloody things older than 16 years.Rat Patrol wrote:Well there's your problem. You can't legally touch the potholes until they're at least 16 years old. Clearly they need to lower the age of consent to Jimmy Savile levels before the streets can be cleared of giant dicks.Marky Dread wrote:Well we try to drive mainly on the road or we end up in jail.Rat Patrol wrote:That's gotta suck when your muffler gets wrecked by the pounding it takes from the rock-hard prick in the pavement.Marky Dread wrote:Sure are.Rat Patrol wrote: So...dicks everywhere?
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And at least the holes in Blackburn, Lancishire are rather small.Marky Dread wrote:All over the UK there are really awful potholes not just in Blackburn, Lancashire. You pay your road tax and then pay double when your motor hits these fucking appalling roads and pay to have your car fixed.Rat Patrol wrote:https://www.facebook.com/WanksyRoadArtist
So is ass the sign that the city has to has to change a burnt-out streetlight?
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Jim'll fix it anywayRat Patrol wrote:Well there's your problem. You can't legally touch the potholes until they're at least 16 years old. Clearly they need to lower the age of consent to Jimmy Savile levels before the streets can be cleared of giant dicks.Marky Dread wrote:Well we try to drive mainly on the road or we end up in jail.Rat Patrol wrote:That's gotta suck when your muffler gets wrecked by the pounding it takes from the rock-hard prick in the pavement.Marky Dread wrote:Sure are.Rat Patrol wrote: So...dicks everywhere?
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Yeah he'll paedo-fill that hole.101Walterton wrote:Jim'll fix it anywayRat Patrol wrote:Well there's your problem. You can't legally touch the potholes until they're at least 16 years old. Clearly they need to lower the age of consent to Jimmy Savile levels before the streets can be cleared of giant dicks.Marky Dread wrote:Well we try to drive mainly on the road or we end up in jail.Rat Patrol wrote:That's gotta suck when your muffler gets wrecked by the pounding it takes from the rock-hard prick in the pavement.Marky Dread wrote: Sure are.
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So do you have a new chief reptilian yet?
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Voting in the new monsters ain't over 'til 22.00hrs. It's only 19.36 at the moment.Dr. Medulla wrote:So do you have a new chief reptilian yet?
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Your polls are open until 10 pm? How on earth to you keep the undesireables from voting?Marky Dread wrote:Voting in the new monsters ain't over 'til 22.00hrs. It's only 19.36 at the moment.Dr. Medulla wrote:So do you have a new chief reptilian yet?
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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We the undesireables are the only ones that count.Dr. Medulla wrote:Your polls are open until 10 pm? How on earth to you keep the undesireables from voting?Marky Dread wrote:Voting in the new monsters ain't over 'til 22.00hrs. It's only 19.36 at the moment.Dr. Medulla wrote:So do you have a new chief reptilian yet?
Forces have been looting
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Tell Vince he has a band rehearsal.Dr. Medulla wrote:Your polls are open until 10 pm? How on earth to you keep the undesireables from voting?Marky Dread wrote:Voting in the new monsters ain't over 'til 22.00hrs. It's only 19.36 at the moment.Dr. Medulla wrote:So do you have a new chief reptilian yet?
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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Kajagoogoo reformed again?Heston wrote:Tell Vince he has a band rehearsal.Dr. Medulla wrote:Your polls are open until 10 pm? How on earth to you keep the undesireables from voting?Marky Dread wrote:Voting in the new monsters ain't over 'til 22.00hrs. It's only 19.36 at the moment.Dr. Medulla wrote:So do you have a new chief reptilian yet?
Forces have been looting
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Curfews have been curbing
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We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
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I thought the big empty forehead liked The Smiths?Marky Dread wrote:Kajagoogoo reformed again?
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So, I see you all went with one of the awful options. Well done.
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All, no.Dr. Medulla wrote:So, I see you all went with one of the awful options. Well done.
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Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
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Re: Hey limeys
don't fucking blame me ! Stayed up all night watching the election, Jesus, was I pissed off yesterdayDr. Medulla wrote:So, I see you all went with one of the awful options. Well done.