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Dr. Medulla
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Rat Patrol wrote:
Marky Dread wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:
Marky Dread wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote: So...dicks everywhere?
Sure are. :mrgreen:
That's gotta suck when your muffler gets wrecked by the pounding it takes from the rock-hard prick in the pavement.
Well we try to drive mainly on the road or we end up in jail.
Well there's your problem. You can't legally touch the potholes until they're at least 16 years old. Clearly they need to lower the age of consent to Jimmy Savile levels before the streets can be cleared of giant dicks.
Gary Glitter, Minister of Public Safety, at your service.
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Rat Patrol wrote:
Marky Dread wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:
Marky Dread wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote: So...dicks everywhere?
Sure are. :mrgreen:
That's gotta suck when your muffler gets wrecked by the pounding it takes from the rock-hard prick in the pavement.
Well we try to drive mainly on the road or we end up in jail.
Well there's your problem. You can't legally touch the potholes until they're at least 16 years old. Clearly they need to lower the age of consent to Jimmy Savile levels before the streets can be cleared of giant dicks.
Fuck if only that were true there would be a few more happier motorists on the roads. Although I expect there are many of the bloody things older than 16 years.
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Marky Dread wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:https://www.facebook.com/WanksyRoadArtist

So is ass the sign that the city has to has to change a burnt-out streetlight?
All over the UK there are really awful potholes not just in Blackburn, Lancashire. You pay your road tax and then pay double when your motor hits these fucking appalling roads and pay to have your car fixed.
And at least the holes in Blackburn, Lancishire are rather small.

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Rat Patrol wrote:
Marky Dread wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:
Marky Dread wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote: So...dicks everywhere?
Sure are. :mrgreen:
That's gotta suck when your muffler gets wrecked by the pounding it takes from the rock-hard prick in the pavement.
Well we try to drive mainly on the road or we end up in jail.
Well there's your problem. You can't legally touch the potholes until they're at least 16 years old. Clearly they need to lower the age of consent to Jimmy Savile levels before the streets can be cleared of giant dicks.
Jim'll fix it anyway

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101Walterton wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:
Marky Dread wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:
Marky Dread wrote: Sure are. :mrgreen:
That's gotta suck when your muffler gets wrecked by the pounding it takes from the rock-hard prick in the pavement.
Well we try to drive mainly on the road or we end up in jail.
Well there's your problem. You can't legally touch the potholes until they're at least 16 years old. Clearly they need to lower the age of consent to Jimmy Savile levels before the streets can be cleared of giant dicks.
Jim'll fix it anyway
Yeah he'll paedo-fill that hole. :shifty:
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So do you have a new chief reptilian yet?
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:So do you have a new chief reptilian yet?
Voting in the new monsters ain't over 'til 22.00hrs. It's only 19.36 at the moment.
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Marky Dread wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:So do you have a new chief reptilian yet?
Voting in the new monsters ain't over 'til 22.00hrs. It's only 19.36 at the moment.
Your polls are open until 10 pm? How on earth to you keep the undesireables from voting?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Marky Dread wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:So do you have a new chief reptilian yet?
Voting in the new monsters ain't over 'til 22.00hrs. It's only 19.36 at the moment.
Your polls are open until 10 pm? How on earth to you keep the undesireables from voting?
We the undesireables are the only ones that count.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Marky Dread wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:So do you have a new chief reptilian yet?
Voting in the new monsters ain't over 'til 22.00hrs. It's only 19.36 at the moment.
Your polls are open until 10 pm? How on earth to you keep the undesireables from voting?
Tell Vince he has a band rehearsal.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Marky Dread wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:So do you have a new chief reptilian yet?
Voting in the new monsters ain't over 'til 22.00hrs. It's only 19.36 at the moment.
Your polls are open until 10 pm? How on earth to you keep the undesireables from voting?
Tell Vince he has a band rehearsal.
Kajagoogoo reformed again?
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Marky Dread wrote:Kajagoogoo reformed again?
I thought the big empty forehead liked The Smiths?

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So, I see you all went with one of the awful options. Well done.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:So, I see you all went with one of the awful options. Well done.
All, no.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:So, I see you all went with one of the awful options. Well done.
don't fucking blame me ! Stayed up all night watching the election, Jesus, was I pissed off yesterday

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