Hey limeys
- Marky Dread
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The Tory party announce their new front runner in the race for PM.
Mr. Tom Bola the current minister for plum pickers feels he's a certainty.
Other candidates:
Mr. Charles Cairoli
Mr. Wavy Gravy
Mr. Boris Johnson
Mr. Tom Bola the current minister for plum pickers feels he's a certainty.
Other candidates:
Mr. Charles Cairoli
Mr. Wavy Gravy
Mr. Boris Johnson
Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
"Without the common people you're nothing"
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If snark is your condiment of choice, this is a tasty meal: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfr ... servatives
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Snark you say? I'm in. Hang on a minute all I read there was truth. I feel cheated!Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Oct 2022, 1:41pmIf snark is your condiment of choice, this is a tasty meal: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfr ... servatives
Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
"Without the common people you're nothing"
Nos Sumus Una Familia
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Ya gotta give the people something good to read on a Friday.Marky Dread wrote: ↑21 Oct 2022, 2:34pmSnark you say? I'm in. Hang on a minute all I read there was truth. I feel cheated!Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Oct 2022, 1:41pmIf snark is your condiment of choice, this is a tasty meal: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfr ... servatives
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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10/10.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Oct 2022, 2:37pmYa gotta give the people something good to read on a Friday.Marky Dread wrote: ↑21 Oct 2022, 2:34pmSnark you say? I'm in. Hang on a minute all I read there was truth. I feel cheated!Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Oct 2022, 1:41pmIf snark is your condiment of choice, this is a tasty meal: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfr ... servatives
Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
"Without the common people you're nothing"
Nos Sumus Una Familia
- Marky Dread
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Re: Hey limeys
Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
"Without the common people you're nothing"
Nos Sumus Una Familia
- Marky Dread
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Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
"Without the common people you're nothing"
Nos Sumus Una Familia
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Low Down Low
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Reminiscent of the 1992 Dukakis ad, only with a different type of criminal.
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Oh yeah hadn't thought of that.Low Down Low wrote: ↑21 Oct 2022, 3:06pmReminiscent of the 1992 Dukakis ad, only with a different type of criminal.
Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
"Without the common people you're nothing"
Nos Sumus Una Familia
Re: Hey limeys
Make sure that Wavy Gravy is Wavy Gravy at all, though. There's a lot of imposters. And they smoke harmless tobacco.Marky Dread wrote: ↑21 Oct 2022, 1:28pmThe Tory party announce their new front runner in the race for PM.
Mr. Tom Bola the current minister for plum pickers feels he's a certainty.
Other candidates:
Mr. Charles Cairoli
Mr. Wavy Gravy
Mr. Boris Johnson
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Imposter eh? Perfect for the Tory party.Kory wrote: ↑21 Oct 2022, 6:25pmMake sure that Wavy Gravy is Wavy Gravy at all, though. There's a lot of imposters. And they smoke harmless tobacco.Marky Dread wrote: ↑21 Oct 2022, 1:28pmThe Tory party announce their new front runner in the race for PM.
Mr. Tom Bola the current minister for plum pickers feels he's a certainty.
Other candidates:
Mr. Charles Cairoli
Mr. Wavy Gravy
Mr. Boris Johnson
Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
"Without the common people you're nothing"
Nos Sumus Una Familia
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Low Down Low
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Much respect Rishi Sunak. Those 100 MPs he smacked definitely had it coming.
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Missing word—he "hit up" 100 MP's. The guy's an old-school cheapskate who won't pay for his own cab.Low Down Low wrote: ↑22 Oct 2022, 5:28amMuch respect Rishi Sunak. Those 100 MPs he smacked definitely had it coming.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Oh yeah, i thought at first it might be "on", these fellas do anything for a vote or even just for kicks, but "up" definitely makes a lot of sense. Dude didn't get to his first billion shelling out for cab fares, that's for sure.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑22 Oct 2022, 6:24amMissing word—he "hit up" 100 MP's. The guy's an old-school cheapskate who won't pay for his own cab.Low Down Low wrote: ↑22 Oct 2022, 5:28amMuch respect Rishi Sunak. Those 100 MPs he smacked definitely had it coming.
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As unlikely as it is, the only residual appeal i can see in a Johnson return is the prospect of him losing his seat as pm and party leader at the next election. Has a relatively slim majority as things stand.