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Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Feb 2023, 2:35pm
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Lame duplicate joke, give the Rev full credit for posting it first. :oops:
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Sparky wrote:
20 Feb 2023, 5:07pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Feb 2023, 2:35pm
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If you cut each one in half, won't you end up with two, therefore twice as many? :question:
Try reading back a few posts. ;)
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revbob wrote:
20 Feb 2023, 3:47pm
Marky Dread wrote:
20 Feb 2023, 3:29pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Feb 2023, 2:35pm
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Not half bad though. :shifty:
Wont that just double the problem?
I kinda think that depends on whether you cut them lengthwise or widthwise.
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Kimmelweck wrote:
20 Feb 2023, 6:32pm
revbob wrote:
20 Feb 2023, 3:47pm
Marky Dread wrote:
20 Feb 2023, 3:29pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Feb 2023, 2:35pm
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Not half bad though. :shifty:
Wont that just double the problem?
I kinda think that depends on whether you cut them lengthwise or widthwise.
These are the kinds of questions that Tories argue amongst themselves with great passion. Thatcher's great genius was calling for a peace and just emphasizing that what unites Tories—that the poor should be humiliated and then killed—was more important than what divided them.
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Marky Dread wrote:
20 Feb 2023, 5:41pm
Sparky wrote:
20 Feb 2023, 5:07pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Feb 2023, 2:35pm
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If you cut each one in half, won't you end up with two, therefore twice as many? :question:
Try reading back a few posts. ;)
Ugh, I didn't even see Rev's post. :disshame:
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Sparky wrote:
20 Feb 2023, 7:28pm
Ugh, I didn't even see Rev's post. :disshame:
Yeah, I have him blocked too
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Flex wrote:
20 Feb 2023, 7:45pm
Sparky wrote:
20 Feb 2023, 7:28pm
Ugh, I didn't even see Rev's post. :disshame:
Yeah, I have him blocked too
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I replied as soon as I saw it, never bothered to read any further. Post has been edited to give full credit to the good Rev.
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Flex wrote:
20 Feb 2023, 7:45pm
Sparky wrote:
20 Feb 2023, 7:28pm
Ugh, I didn't even see Rev's post. :disshame:
Yeah, I have him blocked too
Now *that's* funny and a half. revbob's gonna kick his hackeysack deep into the night.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Feb 2023, 8:04pm
Flex wrote:
20 Feb 2023, 7:45pm
Sparky wrote:
20 Feb 2023, 7:28pm
Ugh, I didn't even see Rev's post. :disshame:
Yeah, I have him blocked too
Now *that's* funny and a half. revbob's gonna kick his hackeysack deep into the night.
You guys are just mean.

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Feb 2023, 4:59pm
Low Down Low wrote:
20 Feb 2023, 4:47pm
Marky Dread wrote:
20 Feb 2023, 4:11pm
revbob wrote:
20 Feb 2023, 3:47pm
Marky Dread wrote:
20 Feb 2023, 3:29pm


Not half bad though. :shifty:
Wont that just double the problem?
I think they are hoping that once cut in half the homeless won't be able to walk to the soup kitchens and then will die of starvation. So eventually there'll be many less homeless people. Problem solved. :disshame:
And they say the conservative party never offers any radical solutions :shifty:
And it's not like Labour is coming up with comparable ideas!
"The Tories plan to sever all rough sleepers in two is too little, too late. They need to get a grip, get pro-actively ahead of the game, and start chopping those who are getting close to being evicted in half. The British people are sick and tired of half measures when it comes to cutting people in half." - Keir Starmer.
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Silent Majority wrote:
21 Feb 2023, 8:33am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Feb 2023, 4:59pm
Low Down Low wrote:
20 Feb 2023, 4:47pm
Marky Dread wrote:
20 Feb 2023, 4:11pm
revbob wrote:
20 Feb 2023, 3:47pm


Wont that just double the problem?
I think they are hoping that once cut in half the homeless won't be able to walk to the soup kitchens and then will die of starvation. So eventually there'll be many less homeless people. Problem solved. :disshame:
And they say the conservative party never offers any radical solutions :shifty:
And it's not like Labour is coming up with comparable ideas!
"The Tories plan to sever all rough sleepers in two is too little, too late. They need to get a grip, get pro-actively ahead of the game, and start chopping those who are getting close to being evicted in half. The British people are sick and tired of half measures when it comes to cutting people in half." - Keir Starmer.
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Welcome to Britain in the third millennium...
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Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty


We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.

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Marky Dread wrote:
21 Feb 2023, 9:48am
Welcome to Britain in the third millennium...
[insert Vince weeping clip]
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Feb 2023, 10:41am
Marky Dread wrote:
21 Feb 2023, 9:48am
Welcome to Britain in the third millennium...
[insert Vince weeping clip]
Laughing more like. :disshame:
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Re: Hey limeys

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They are describing this as a "shock" poll but I'm not sure we should be all that surprised by it tbh. The real eye opening stat is that 20% of those surveyed said they were either accessing food banks or planning to; in the circumstances it would be more astonishing if trust in politicians were any higher. I think it's really the system that is the problem as much as lack of viable alternative parties and the chances of either major party ceding control of their cosy duopoly are pretty much zero imho. Worrying times, I think.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/p ... 90995.html

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