Hey limeys

[Marky Dread]

The Tory party announce their new front runner in the race for PM.
Mr. Tom Bola the current minister for plum pickers feels he's a certainty.

Other candidates:
Mr. Charles Cairoli
Mr. Wavy Gravy
Mr. Boris Johnson

[Dr. Medulla]

If snark is your condiment of choice, this is a tasty meal: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfr ... servatives

[Marky Dread]

If snark is your condiment of choice, this is a tasty meal: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfr ... servatives

Snark you say? I'm in. Hang on a minute all I read there was truth. I feel cheated!

[Dr. Medulla]

If snark is your condiment of choice, this is a tasty meal: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfr ... servatives

Snark you say? I'm in. Hang on a minute all I read there was truth. I feel cheated!

Ya gotta give the people something good to read on a Friday.

[Marky Dread]

If snark is your condiment of choice, this is a tasty meal: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfr ... servatives

Snark you say? I'm in. Hang on a minute all I read there was truth. I feel cheated!

Ya gotta give the people something good to read on a Friday.

10/10.

[Marky Dread]

[Marky Dread]

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[Low Down Low]

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Reminiscent of the 1992 Dukakis ad, only with a different type of criminal.

[Marky Dread]

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Reminiscent of the 1992 Dukakis ad, only with a different type of criminal.

Oh yeah hadn't thought of that.

[Kory]

The Tory party announce their new front runner in the race for PM.
Mr. Tom Bola the current minister for plum pickers feels he's a certainty.

Other candidates:
Mr. Charles Cairoli
Mr. Wavy Gravy
Mr. Boris Johnson

Make sure that Wavy Gravy is Wavy Gravy at all, though. There's a lot of imposters. And they smoke harmless tobacco.

[Marky Dread]

The Tory party announce their new front runner in the race for PM.
Mr. Tom Bola the current minister for plum pickers feels he's a certainty.

Other candidates:
Mr. Charles Cairoli
Mr. Wavy Gravy
Mr. Boris Johnson

Make sure that Wavy Gravy is Wavy Gravy at all, though. There's a lot of imposters. And they smoke harmless tobacco.

Imposter eh? Perfect for the Tory party.

[Low Down Low]

Much respect Rishi Sunak. Those 100 MPs he smacked definitely had it coming.

[Dr. Medulla]

Much respect Rishi Sunak. Those 100 MPs he smacked definitely had it coming.

Missing word—he "hit up" 100 MP's. The guy's an old-school cheapskate who won't pay for his own cab.

[Low Down Low]

Much respect Rishi Sunak. Those 100 MPs he smacked definitely had it coming.

Missing word—he "hit up" 100 MP's. The guy's an old-school cheapskate who won't pay for his own cab.

Oh yeah, i thought at first it might be "on", these fellas do anything for a vote or even just for kicks, but "up" definitely makes a lot of sense. Dude didn't get to his first billion shelling out for cab fares, that's for sure.

[Low Down Low]

As unlikely as it is, the only residual appeal i can see in a Johnson return is the prospect of him losing his seat as pm and party leader at the next election. Has a relatively slim majority as things stand.