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tepista wrote:
04 Aug 2021, 2:44pm
revbob wrote:
03 Aug 2021, 11:41pm
tepista wrote:
03 Aug 2021, 11:29pm
tepista wrote:
03 Aug 2021, 11:24pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Jul 2021, 2:44pm
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So he's at McDonalds, but he just came from Carls because he brought the cup, and he also brought his own root beer. And what the heck is that taco-thing?
me and Monkey Asst. are obsessed with this photo.
He looks Ilike Fernando Valenzuela
Well lucky for me I obsessed for 20 minutes then watched the Olympics. Poor Monkey Ass wasn't as lucky. He stayed up all night trying to search what that green soda cup under the magazine holder's hand was, without any luck.
The colour scheme is like Sbarro, but the lines are vertical not horizontal.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
04 Aug 2021, 3:07pm
tepista wrote:
04 Aug 2021, 2:44pm
revbob wrote:
03 Aug 2021, 11:41pm
tepista wrote:
03 Aug 2021, 11:29pm
tepista wrote:
03 Aug 2021, 11:24pm


So he's at McDonalds, but he just came from Carls because he brought the cup, and he also brought his own root beer. And what the heck is that taco-thing?
me and Monkey Asst. are obsessed with this photo.
He looks Ilike Fernando Valenzuela
Well lucky for me I obsessed for 20 minutes then watched the Olympics. Poor Monkey Ass wasn't as lucky. He stayed up all night trying to search what that green soda cup under the magazine holder's hand was, without any luck.
The colour scheme is like Sbarro, but the lines are vertical not horizontal.
He found a better pic, I'll show you later. (at work).
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tepista wrote:
04 Aug 2021, 2:44pm
revbob wrote:
03 Aug 2021, 11:41pm
tepista wrote:
03 Aug 2021, 11:29pm
tepista wrote:
03 Aug 2021, 11:24pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Jul 2021, 2:44pm
Image
So he's at McDonalds, but he just came from Carls because he brought the cup, and he also brought his own root beer. And what the heck is that taco-thing?
me and Monkey Asst. are obsessed with this photo.
He looks Ilike Fernando Valenzuela
Well lucky for me I obsessed for 20 minutes then watched the Olympics. Poor Monkey Ass wasn't as lucky. He stayed up all night trying to search what that green soda cup under the magazine holder's hand was, without any luck.
Haha, I was trying to figure that out too.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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tepista wrote:
04 Aug 2021, 3:23pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
04 Aug 2021, 3:07pm
tepista wrote:
04 Aug 2021, 2:44pm
revbob wrote:
03 Aug 2021, 11:41pm
tepista wrote:
03 Aug 2021, 11:29pm


me and Monkey Asst. are obsessed with this photo.
He looks Ilike Fernando Valenzuela
Well lucky for me I obsessed for 20 minutes then watched the Olympics. Poor Monkey Ass wasn't as lucky. He stayed up all night trying to search what that green soda cup under the magazine holder's hand was, without any luck.
The colour scheme is like Sbarro, but the lines are vertical not horizontal.
He found a better pic, I'll show you later. (at work).
Image
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tepista wrote:
04 Aug 2021, 9:51pm
tepista wrote:
04 Aug 2021, 3:23pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
04 Aug 2021, 3:07pm
tepista wrote:
04 Aug 2021, 2:44pm
revbob wrote:
03 Aug 2021, 11:41pm


He looks Ilike Fernando Valenzuela
Well lucky for me I obsessed for 20 minutes then watched the Olympics. Poor Monkey Ass wasn't as lucky. He stayed up all night trying to search what that green soda cup under the magazine holder's hand was, without any luck.
The colour scheme is like Sbarro, but the lines are vertical not horizontal.
He found a better pic, I'll show you later. (at work).
Image
I think it's a Speedee 7-Eleven cup, maybe from a slurpee. 7-11 bought a bunch of Speedee Marts in the 60s. The colors check out and the last "E" on the cup looks like it might have an elongated upper horizontal line like this:

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Further supporting evidence:

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The consistency of the food paired with the inconsistency of the drinks is baffling.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Kimmelweck wrote:
05 Aug 2021, 2:19am
tepista wrote:
04 Aug 2021, 9:51pm
tepista wrote:
04 Aug 2021, 3:23pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
04 Aug 2021, 3:07pm
tepista wrote:
04 Aug 2021, 2:44pm

Well lucky for me I obsessed for 20 minutes then watched the Olympics. Poor Monkey Ass wasn't as lucky. He stayed up all night trying to search what that green soda cup under the magazine holder's hand was, without any luck.
The colour scheme is like Sbarro, but the lines are vertical not horizontal.
He found a better pic, I'll show you later. (at work).
Image
I think it's a Speedee 7-Eleven cup, maybe from a slurpee. 7-11 bought a bunch of Speedee Marts in the 60s. The colors check out and the last "E" on the cup looks like it might have an elongated upper horizontal line like this:
Whoa, this is one of those lightbulb moments. My dad used to call 7-11 Speedee Mart all the time when I was a kid and I just thought it was one of his weird dad things.
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matedog wrote:
05 Aug 2021, 10:45am
The consistency of the food paired with the inconsistency of the drinks is baffling.
Yeah it’s bizarre. I like how he uses his baton as a French fry dam though. That’s good police work right there. Pretty sure they teach that on day one at the academy.
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monkey ass. is going to shit out out of his monkey ass.
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Kory wrote:
05 Aug 2021, 1:13pm
Kimmelweck wrote:
05 Aug 2021, 2:19am
I think it's a Speedee 7-Eleven cup, maybe from a slurpee. 7-11 bought a bunch of Speedee Marts in the 60s. The colors check out and the last "E" on the cup looks like it might have an elongated upper horizontal line like this:
Whoa, this is one of those lightbulb moments. My dad used to call 7-11 Speedee Mart all the time when I was a kid and I just thought it was one of his weird dad things.
My favorite convenience store chain was Convenient Food Mart. We had one within walking distance of home when I was a kid – back when you could buy a pack of baseball cards, a comic book and a coke for a buck. I loved that place. When I was 10, circa 1982, the lady across the street would give me 50 cents or a buck to walk to Convenient and buy her a couple packs of Marlboros for $1.10 apiece. She’d send me with a note she’d write out, and Convenient had no qualms about selling smokes to a 10 year old. The store has re-branded several times - most of our local ones are now 7-11s - but my whole family still refers to that nearby store as "Convenient" decades later. It’s a hard habit to break when you’ve been going into these places for years and they suddenly change the name.
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Kory wrote:
05 Aug 2021, 1:13pm
My dad used to call 7-11 Speedee Mart all the time when I was a kid and I just thought it was one of his weird dad things.
Haha, thats great. Like old people used to say "frigidaire" for refrigerator.
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tepista wrote:
05 Aug 2021, 3:04pm
Kory wrote:
05 Aug 2021, 1:13pm
My dad used to call 7-11 Speedee Mart all the time when I was a kid and I just thought it was one of his weird dad things.
Haha, thats great. Like old people used to say "frigidaire" for refrigerator.
Ha. My grandparents until their last days always referred to a couch/sofa as a "Davenport".
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Kimmelweck wrote:
05 Aug 2021, 3:12pm
tepista wrote:
05 Aug 2021, 3:04pm
Kory wrote:
05 Aug 2021, 1:13pm
My dad used to call 7-11 Speedee Mart all the time when I was a kid and I just thought it was one of his weird dad things.
Haha, thats great. Like old people used to say "frigidaire" for refrigerator.
Ha. My grandparents until their last days always referred to a couch/sofa as a "Davenport".
or even "icebox"! I'm guilty too, I say WWF, and when I set the DVR I still call it "taping". "Hey honey, don't change the channel, I'm taping WWF".
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tepista wrote:
05 Aug 2021, 2:57pm
monkey ass. is going to shit out out of his monkey ass.
Only took me about 2 hours of late night internet sleuthing to solve the Speedee cup mystery, if indeed that's what it is. I’d never heard of a Speedee 7-Eleven. I don’t think we had them around here – must have been primarily a west coast thing. We just had plain 7-11s.
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