Let's leave aside the idiocy of suggesting a plot against someone writing *gasp* a critical oped piece—this could change everything, doncha know!—what exactly is a "local store"? Is he talking about a dry goods merchant? A five and dime where you can still get an honest egg cream? The emporium where the Sears and Roebuck catalogue is always on hand for viewing?
Let's leave aside the idiocy of suggesting a plot against someone writing *gasp* a critical oped piece—this could change everything, doncha know!—what exactly is a "local store"? Is he talking about a dry goods merchant? A five and dime where you can still get an honest egg cream? The emporium where the Sears and Roebuck catalogue is always on hand for viewing?
Yeah and maybe try a wired port or reboot your home router even? From a pure technical standpoint this is the most ridiculous.
Maybe that should be my new go to. "Were you doing anything critical of the liberal elite when your network outage occurred?"
Let's leave aside the idiocy of suggesting a plot against someone writing *gasp* a critical oped piece—this could change everything, doncha know!—what exactly is a "local store"? Is he talking about a dry goods merchant? A five and dime where you can still get an honest egg cream? The emporium where the Sears and Roebuck catalogue is always on hand for viewing?
Yeah and maybe try a wired port or reboot your home router even? From a pure technical standpoint this is the most ridiculous.
Maybe that should be my new go to. "Were you doing anything critical of the liberal elite when your network outage occurred?"
Let's leave aside the idiocy of suggesting a plot against someone writing *gasp* a critical oped piece—this could change everything, doncha know!—what exactly is a "local store"? Is he talking about a dry goods merchant? A five and dime where you can still get an honest egg cream? The emporium where the Sears and Roebuck catalogue is always on hand for viewing?
Yeah and maybe try a wired port or reboot your home router even? From a pure technical standpoint this is the most ridiculous.
Maybe that should be my new go to. "Were you doing anything critical of the liberal elite when your network outage occurred?"
Yeah, I mean, I am the most tech challenged person this side of my mom, but even I would have unplugged and re-plugged in my router.
Let's leave aside the idiocy of suggesting a plot against someone writing *gasp* a critical oped piece—this could change everything, doncha know!—what exactly is a "local store"? Is he talking about a dry goods merchant? A five and dime where you can still get an honest egg cream? The emporium where the Sears and Roebuck catalogue is always on hand for viewing?
Yeah and maybe try a wired port or reboot your home router even? From a pure technical standpoint this is the most ridiculous.
Maybe that should be my new go to. "Were you doing anything critical of the liberal elite when your network outage occurred?"
Yeah, I mean, I am the most tech challenged person this side of my mom, but even I would have unplugged and re-plugged in my router.
Yeah try a few things, maybe even call your service provider.
Let's leave aside the idiocy of suggesting a plot against someone writing *gasp* a critical oped piece—this could change everything, doncha know!—what exactly is a "local store"? Is he talking about a dry goods merchant? A five and dime where you can still get an honest egg cream? The emporium where the Sears and Roebuck catalogue is always on hand for viewing?
Yeah and maybe try a wired port or reboot your home router even? From a pure technical standpoint this is the most ridiculous.
Maybe that should be my new go to. "Were you doing anything critical of the liberal elite when your network outage occurred?"
Yeah, I mean, I am the most tech challenged person this side of my mom, but even I would have unplugged and re-plugged in my router.
Yeah try a few things, maybe even call your service provider.
Isn't it easier to just go to your local store and wait out the deep state operatives?
Let's leave aside the idiocy of suggesting a plot against someone writing *gasp* a critical oped piece—this could change everything, doncha know!—what exactly is a "local store"? Is he talking about a dry goods merchant? A five and dime where you can still get an honest egg cream? The emporium where the Sears and Roebuck catalogue is always on hand for viewing?
Yeah and maybe try a wired port or reboot your home router even? From a pure technical standpoint this is the most ridiculous.
Maybe that should be my new go to. "Were you doing anything critical of the liberal elite when your network outage occurred?"
Yeah, I mean, I am the most tech challenged person this side of my mom, but even I would have unplugged and re-plugged in my router.
Yeah try a few things, maybe even call your service provider.
Isn't it easier to just go to your local store and wait out the deep state operatives?
