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http://www.monstersandcritics.com/news/ ... edish-town

That's now 3 mass in-flight bird kills in one week, on 2 continents. X(

Must be alien atmospheric nuclear calibration time of year. Like changing your smoke detector batteries at the start of Daylight Savings Time.

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The question to be asked is whether this kind of thing is all that uncommon and is just normally not reported widely.

Either that or the Christians are right.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:The question to be asked is whether this kind of thing is all that uncommon and is just normally not reported widely.

Either that or the Christians are right.
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Rat Patrol wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:The question to be asked is whether this kind of thing is all that uncommon and is just normally not reported widely.

Either that or the Christians are right.
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Matthew, makes the quote look like its from the bible
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tepista wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote: Image
Matthew, makes the quote look like its from the bible
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41037289/ns ... ws-europe/

This is why natural selection deemed that ex-Clash guitarists can't fly.

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Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41037289/ns ... ws-europe/

This is why natural selection deemed that ex-Clash guitarists can't fly.
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http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/won ... n-landing/

Fools! You fail to account that Occam was a CIA plant.

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Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/won ... n-landing/

Fools! You fail to account that Occam was a CIA plant.
We must be getting too close to the truth that They are pushing back.
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http://www.salon.com/2013/03/25/billy_c ... _theorist/

They were made for each other.

Truly. :rolleyes:

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They've accidentally used a stock photo of Karl Pilkington.
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Does that mean I'll have to revise my assessment of Corgan? No, wait, I already thought he was a dinktip.
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http://www.salon.com/2013/05/21/alex_jo ... tornadoes/

Obama's Magic Weather Machine will be his TeapotDomeBenghaziWhitewater-gate!

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Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.salon.com/2013/05/21/alex_jo ... tornadoes/

Obama's Magic Weather Machine will be his TeapotDomeBenghaziWhitewater-gate!
The capacity of the right-wing mind to hold the position that government is incompetent at the most simple tasks yet capable—and culpable—of pulling off massive feats of reality manipulation and now meteorological control is nothing short of amazing. Government: Can't make the DMV work, but it can pull off elaborate natural disasters.
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So B informs me that the woman who runs her fitness studio only uses some brand of toothpaste that I've never heard of because she and her husband believe that all the other brands contain mind-controlling chemicals. And who is behind this? Our old friends the Freemasons, of course. The part that intrigues me most, I think, is how this one brand has withstood the Freemason assault on our minds.

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