The Ripe for Runaway Conspiracy Theory Thread

[Rat Patrol]

http://www.monstersandcritics.com/news/ ... edish-town

That's now 3 mass in-flight bird kills in one week, on 2 continents.

Must be alien atmospheric nuclear calibration time of year. Like changing your smoke detector batteries at the start of Daylight Savings Time.

[Dr. Medulla]

The question to be asked is whether this kind of thing is all that uncommon and is just normally not reported widely.

Either that or the Christians are right.

[Rat Patrol]

The question to be asked is whether this kind of thing is all that uncommon and is just normally not reported widely.

Either that or the Christians are right.

[tepista]

The question to be asked is whether this kind of thing is all that uncommon and is just normally not reported widely.

Either that or the Christians are right.

Matthew, makes the quote look like its from the bible

[Chuck Mangione]

Matthew, makes the quote look like its from the bible

HAHAHA

[Rat Patrol]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41037289/ns ... ws-europe/

This is why natural selection deemed that ex-Clash guitarists can't fly.

[Inder]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41037289/ns ... ws-europe/

This is why natural selection deemed that ex-Clash guitarists can't fly.

Needs more ¡Cuba!

[Rat Patrol]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/won ... n-landing/

Fools! You fail to account that Occam was a CIA plant.

[Dr. Medulla]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/won ... n-landing/

Fools! You fail to account that Occam was a CIA plant.

We must be getting too close to the truth that They are pushing back.

[Rat Patrol]

http://www.salon.com/2013/03/25/billy_c ... _theorist/

They were made for each other.

Truly.

[Silent Majority]

They've accidentally used a stock photo of Karl Pilkington.

[Dr. Medulla]

Does that mean I'll have to revise my assessment of Corgan? No, wait, I already thought he was a dinktip.

[Rat Patrol]

http://www.salon.com/2013/05/21/alex_jo ... tornadoes/

Obama's Magic Weather Machine will be his TeapotDomeBenghaziWhitewater-gate!

[Dr. Medulla]

http://www.salon.com/2013/05/21/alex_jo ... tornadoes/

Obama's Magic Weather Machine will be his TeapotDomeBenghaziWhitewater-gate!

The capacity of the right-wing mind to hold the position that government is incompetent at the most simple tasks yet capable—and culpable—of pulling off massive feats of reality manipulation and now meteorological control is nothing short of amazing. Government: Can't make the DMV work, but it can pull off elaborate natural disasters.

[Dr. Medulla]

So B informs me that the woman who runs her fitness studio only uses some brand of toothpaste that I've never heard of because she and her husband believe that all the other brands contain mind-controlling chemicals. And who is behind this? Our old friends the Freemasons, of course. The part that intrigues me most, I think, is how this one brand has withstood the Freemason assault on our minds.

Winston rinsed, spat, and smiled at himself in the mirror. He loved Big Brother.