The Ripe for Runaway Conspiracy Theory Thread

[gkbill]

Hello,

Why aren't there massive conspiracy theories abounding over my assassination? I think it's been 15 years already.

[Dr. Medulla]

Hello,

Why aren't there massive conspiracy theories abounding over my assassination? I think it's been 15 years already.

Wait, you're dead? Intriguing!

[Sparky]

Also, I wonder if they actually mean RFK Jr., who's long been an anti-vaxer and has recently been drawn into some loony right-wing circles.

They're not the sharpest tools in the shed, so that's a distinct possibility.

[Dr. Medulla]

Also, I wonder if they actually mean RFK Jr., who's long been an anti-vaxer and has recently been drawn into some loony right-wing circles.

They're not the sharpest tools in the shed, so that's a distinct possibility.

Then again, maybe not: https://www.thedailybeast.com/qanon-cro ... -in-dallas

The piece claims QAnon has had a JFK Jr interest for awhile. I get how people can get sucked into cults, but the size of this really is jawdropping.

[Sparky]

Also, I wonder if they actually mean RFK Jr., who's long been an anti-vaxer and has recently been drawn into some loony right-wing circles.

They're not the sharpest tools in the shed, so that's a distinct possibility.

Then again, maybe not: https://www.thedailybeast.com/qanon-cro ... -in-dallas

The piece claims QAnon has had a JFK Jr interest for awhile. I get how people can get sucked into cults, but the size of this really is jawdropping.

Good read, so maybe it wasn't the lack of truck & boat parades, must have been the lack of a permit. I'm sure just as soon as they iron out the wrinkles on obtaining the permit, all sorts of dead folks will be marching.

One Dallas resident pointed out that no parade permits had been obtained for the parade of dead celebrities that was supposed to follow on Tuesday afternoon.

[BostonBeaneater]

Oh dear.,..

[Dr. Medulla]

Oh dear.,..

And then Lee Harvey Oswald Jr showed up. The crowd was uncertain whether to take that as validation or not.

[revbob]

Oh dear.,..

So there were people with Trump/Kennedy 2020 banners. So they also don't know what year it is?

[gkbill]

Oh dear.,..

So there were people with Trump/Kennedy 2020 banners. So they also don't know what year it is?

Hello,

It's moments like these I wish I had a big black Lincoln and could slowly drive by the crowd.

[JennyB]

The Dallas QAnon believers had become convinced the Kennedys would unveil themselves on Nov. 2 around 12:30 p.m. Central time, right around the timing of Kennedy’s assassination.

They know that was November 22nd, not November 2nd, right? Right?

[revbob]

Oh dear.,..

So there were people with Trump/Kennedy 2020 banners. So they also don't know what year it is?

Hello,

It's moments like these I wish I had a big black Lincoln and could slowly drive by the crowd.

And open the window just enough to wave a hand outside.

[revbob]

The Dallas QAnon believers had become convinced the Kennedys would unveil themselves on Nov. 2 around 12:30 p.m. Central time, right around the timing of Kennedy’s assassination.

They know that was November 22nd, not November 2nd, right? Right?

You're not interpreting the Q drops properly.

[Dr. Medulla]

The Dallas QAnon believers had become convinced the Kennedys would unveil themselves on Nov. 2 around 12:30 p.m. Central time, right around the timing of Kennedy’s assassination.

They know that was November 22nd, not November 2nd, right? Right?

That's what Deep State History™ wants us to believe.

[BostonBeaneater]

They’re still there…

[Dr. Medulla]

They’re still there…

Ugh, just skip to the mass poison Kool-Aid part of the script already.