The Ripe for Runaway Conspiracy Theory Thread

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Re: The Ripe for Runaway Conspiracy Theory Thread

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BostonBeaneater wrote:
19 Jan 2022, 8:42pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Jan 2022, 8:36pm
These bozos need to be more creative with their Kennedy theories. Everyone knows JFK and JFK Jr are dead. We've got bodies. Now, Joe Kennedy Jr. supposedly died in a military crash over the English Channel in World War II, but his body was never found. There's your undead Kennedy, bingbongs.
He was the handsomest. He would also be 106 years old.

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WestwayKid wrote:
20 Jan 2022, 10:07am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
19 Jan 2022, 8:42pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Jan 2022, 8:36pm
These bozos need to be more creative with their Kennedy theories. Everyone knows JFK and JFK Jr are dead. We've got bodies. Now, Joe Kennedy Jr. supposedly died in a military crash over the English Channel in World War II, but his body was never found. There's your undead Kennedy, bingbongs.
He was the handsomest. He would also be 106 years old.

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When I look at this photo I hear Mayor Quimby in my head.
And when I hear Mayor Quimby, I think of Mayor Flex. So, Kennedy to Flex in two moves. That is so depressing.
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Re: The Ripe for Runaway Conspiracy Theory Thread

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Jan 2022, 10:49am
WestwayKid wrote:
20 Jan 2022, 10:07am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
19 Jan 2022, 8:42pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Jan 2022, 8:36pm
These bozos need to be more creative with their Kennedy theories. Everyone knows JFK and JFK Jr are dead. We've got bodies. Now, Joe Kennedy Jr. supposedly died in a military crash over the English Channel in World War II, but his body was never found. There's your undead Kennedy, bingbongs.
He was the handsomest. He would also be 106 years old.

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When I look at this photo I hear Mayor Quimby in my head.
And when I hear Mayor Quimby, I think of Mayor Flex. So, Kennedy to Flex in two moves. That is so depressing.
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Flex wrote:
20 Jan 2022, 11:12am


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BostonBeaneater wrote:
20 Jan 2022, 12:09pm
Flex wrote:
20 Jan 2022, 11:12am


:cool: :cool: :cool:
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Jan 2022, 12:36pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
20 Jan 2022, 12:09pm
Flex wrote:
20 Jan 2022, 11:12am


:cool: :cool: :cool:
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Where's that old photoshopped pic of Flex with the bog scissors? It used to pop up in google searches.

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revbob wrote:
20 Jan 2022, 1:41pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Jan 2022, 12:36pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
20 Jan 2022, 12:09pm
Flex wrote:
20 Jan 2022, 11:12am


:cool: :cool: :cool:
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Where's that old photoshopped pic of Flex with the bog scissors? It used to pop up in google searches.
Photoshopped?
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I learn something new every day. Today I learned that per Michael Flynn, COVID was created by "elitists" in order to defeat Donald Trump.

:huh: :huh: :huh:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/worl ... 03474.html
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Sparky wrote:
29 Jan 2022, 6:09pm
I learn something new every day. Today I learned that per Michael Flynn, COVID was created by "elitists" in order to defeat Donald Trump.

:huh: :huh: :huh:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/worl ... 03474.html
Yet it's also just a cold that hardly kills anyone. It reminds me of the left's inconsistency in describing the CIA. It's both an all-powerful, sinister force that manipulates world events with terrifying effectiveness and an incompetent bunch of bumblers who can't even take out Castro.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Jan 2022, 6:45pm
Sparky wrote:
29 Jan 2022, 6:09pm
I learn something new every day. Today I learned that per Michael Flynn, COVID was created by "elitists" in order to defeat Donald Trump.

:huh: :huh: :huh:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/worl ... 03474.html
Yet it's also just a cold that hardly kills anyone. It reminds me of the left's inconsistency in describing the CIA. It's both an all-powerful, sinister force that manipulates world events with terrifying effectiveness and an incompetent bunch of bumblers who can't even take out Castro.
I would never underestimate them

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revbob wrote:
29 Jan 2022, 6:56pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Jan 2022, 6:45pm
Sparky wrote:
29 Jan 2022, 6:09pm
I learn something new every day. Today I learned that per Michael Flynn, COVID was created by "elitists" in order to defeat Donald Trump.

:huh: :huh: :huh:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/worl ... 03474.html
Yet it's also just a cold that hardly kills anyone. It reminds me of the left's inconsistency in describing the CIA. It's both an all-powerful, sinister force that manipulates world events with terrifying effectiveness and an incompetent bunch of bumblers who can't even take out Castro.
I would never underestimate them
The CIA is fundamentally a bureaucracy. It has remarkable resources and a sinister raise d'etre, but it isn't immune to the usual problems that plague complex bureaucracies (probably more so because of its access to great resources). Thinking it's above it all pushes into Deep State hypothesizing.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Jan 2022, 7:10pm
revbob wrote:
29 Jan 2022, 6:56pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Jan 2022, 6:45pm
Sparky wrote:
29 Jan 2022, 6:09pm
I learn something new every day. Today I learned that per Michael Flynn, COVID was created by "elitists" in order to defeat Donald Trump.

:huh: :huh: :huh:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/worl ... 03474.html
Yet it's also just a cold that hardly kills anyone. It reminds me of the left's inconsistency in describing the CIA. It's both an all-powerful, sinister force that manipulates world events with terrifying effectiveness and an incompetent bunch of bumblers who can't even take out Castro.
I would never underestimate them
The CIA is fundamentally a bureaucracy. It has remarkable resources and a sinister raise d'etre, but it isn't immune to the usual problems that plague complex bureaucracies (probably more so because of its access to great resources). Thinking it's above it all pushes into Deep State hypothesizing.
That's what they want you to think :shifty:

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revbob wrote:
29 Jan 2022, 7:58pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Jan 2022, 7:10pm
revbob wrote:
29 Jan 2022, 6:56pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Jan 2022, 6:45pm
Sparky wrote:
29 Jan 2022, 6:09pm
I learn something new every day. Today I learned that per Michael Flynn, COVID was created by "elitists" in order to defeat Donald Trump.

:huh: :huh: :huh:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/worl ... 03474.html
Yet it's also just a cold that hardly kills anyone. It reminds me of the left's inconsistency in describing the CIA. It's both an all-powerful, sinister force that manipulates world events with terrifying effectiveness and an incompetent bunch of bumblers who can't even take out Castro.
I would never underestimate them
The CIA is fundamentally a bureaucracy. It has remarkable resources and a sinister raise d'etre, but it isn't immune to the usual problems that plague complex bureaucracies (probably more so because of its access to great resources). Thinking it's above it all pushes into Deep State hypothesizing.
That's what they want you to think :shifty:
Well, I've been having windex and cashew oil cocktails for several months, so I'm immune.
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Sparky wrote:
29 Jan 2022, 6:09pm
I learn something new every day. Today I learned that per Michael Flynn, COVID was created by "elitists" in order to defeat Donald Trump.

:huh: :huh: :huh:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/worl ... 03474.html
I'm sure he meant (((elitists))). They always mean (((elitists))).
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JennyB wrote:
31 Jan 2022, 3:53pm
Sparky wrote:
29 Jan 2022, 6:09pm
I learn something new every day. Today I learned that per Michael Flynn, COVID was created by "elitists" in order to defeat Donald Trump.

:huh: :huh: :huh:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/worl ... 03474.html
I'm sure he meant (((elitists))). They always mean (((elitists))).
As in Moshe Elitowitz.
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