The Ripe for Runaway Conspiracy Theory Thread

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oliver wrote:
03 Dec 2021, 11:36am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
03 Dec 2021, 11:03am
oliver wrote:
03 Dec 2021, 10:45am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Dec 2021, 9:24pm
Bullshit. Nobody in any infinite parallel timeline or universe ever said, "I prefer Supertramp."
Those with an eidetic memory will know I love Aimee Mann and, by extension, the film Magnolia. There are a couple of Supertramp songs on the soundtrack that I'm almost no longer ashamed to say I like. I must be getting old.
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Rest assured I still remain firmly behind any merciless mocking of that techno cover of Logical Song from about 5 years ago.

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The worst song ever to get > 50m views on YT?
Good lord, that’s like something a skit comedy show would whip up.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
03 Dec 2021, 11:40am
revbob wrote:
03 Dec 2021, 11:22am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
03 Dec 2021, 8:45am
revbob wrote:
03 Dec 2021, 8:38am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
03 Dec 2021, 7:18am


Ah, an old-fashioned Canadian child swap, where you put up your crappy kid and pick, by blind lot, another kid, hoping to upgrade.
It was his way of saying some of them slept at our vacation rental and some of us got to stay at uncle Earl's place with our weird cousins. I stayed at our rental thankfully.
I'm picturing Uncle Eddie's family from Vacation.
Earl was no Eddie in the sense that he wasn't a slob and didnt exhibit boorish behavior but he was a cold bastard as I recall and he's the one Ive mentioned in here that I had to run and hide from when I was a little kid because he was going to "give me a licking" with an old school thin yellow wiffle ball bat. I sincerely hope he never did abuse someone else.
Yikes, that guy. I’ve got some relatives who could be named village idiot, but nothing scary like that.
Yeah and I avoided him and maybe he never did abuse anyone else. I only ever had bad vibes from the guy.

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revbob wrote:
03 Dec 2021, 11:30am
Olaf wrote:
03 Dec 2021, 10:53am
There was a song on the radio the other day which I thought sounded like Supertramp. Turns out it was Ozzy Osbourne.
Not at all surprised.
Glad to hear I'm not crazy.
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?

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I see he's covering up for Israel's space lasers. :rolleyes:
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Damn, for an older guy, that Biden is some kind of super power! I mean he rigged and election and now he can control the weather, I'm in awe!
God, what a mess, on the ladder of success
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Sparky wrote:
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Damn, for an older guy, that Biden is some kind of super power! I mean he rigged and election and now he can control the weather, I'm in awe!
Excuse me. My people also control the weather.
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JennyB wrote:
21 Dec 2021, 11:21am
Sparky wrote:
15 Dec 2021, 12:53pm
Damn, for an older guy, that Biden is some kind of super power! I mean he rigged and election and now he can control the weather, I'm in awe!
Excuse me. My people also control the weather.
Well yeah, everybody knows those space lasers MTG rants about were a joint venture developed by the Dems & Israel. It's gotta be true, I read it on the interwebs.
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revbob wrote:
22 Dec 2021, 8:38am
Crazy gets crazier.

https://www.comicsands.com/qanon-jfk-jr ... 70039.html
It really is impossible to tell whether that's a straight-up new component of QAnon or just satire. Is there a narrative—I can't call them theories, conspiracy or not—that they would find implausible?
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revbob wrote:
22 Dec 2021, 8:38am
Crazy gets crazier.

https://www.comicsands.com/qanon-jfk-jr ... 70039.html
Geezo, these people are just grasping for straws in the hopes of achieving an alternate reality. Time to put on the big boy pants and face the facts: Trump lost, JFK Jr is deceased and won't be running with Trump in 2024.
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Sparky wrote:
22 Dec 2021, 9:48am
revbob wrote:
22 Dec 2021, 8:38am
Crazy gets crazier.

https://www.comicsands.com/qanon-jfk-jr ... 70039.html
Geezo, these people are just grasping for straws in the hopes of achieving an alternate reality. Time to put on the big boy pants and face the facts: Trump lost, JFK Jr is deceased and won't be running with Trump in 2024.
Meanwhile...
https://www.vice.com/en/article/k7wz5a/ ... ts-anthrax

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revbob wrote:
22 Dec 2021, 9:57pm
Sparky wrote:
22 Dec 2021, 9:48am
revbob wrote:
22 Dec 2021, 8:38am
Crazy gets crazier.

https://www.comicsands.com/qanon-jfk-jr ... 70039.html
Geezo, these people are just grasping for straws in the hopes of achieving an alternate reality. Time to put on the big boy pants and face the facts: Trump lost, JFK Jr is deceased and won't be running with Trump in 2024.
Meanwhile...
https://www.vice.com/en/article/k7wz5a/ ... ts-anthrax
Yeah, anthrax, because it's not like we're in the midst of a pandemic now are we?
God, what a mess, on the ladder of success
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung

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revbob wrote:
22 Dec 2021, 9:57pm
Sparky wrote:
22 Dec 2021, 9:48am
revbob wrote:
22 Dec 2021, 8:38am
Crazy gets crazier.

https://www.comicsands.com/qanon-jfk-jr ... 70039.html
Geezo, these people are just grasping for straws in the hopes of achieving an alternate reality. Time to put on the big boy pants and face the facts: Trump lost, JFK Jr is deceased and won't be running with Trump in 2024.
Meanwhile...
https://www.vice.com/en/article/k7wz5a/ ... ts-anthrax
While Oltmann said he was “sick, sick,” he claimed his symptoms were tempered because he was already taking the antibiotic doxycycline as a result of impaling his leg on an arrow in an accident in his brother’s garage weeks previously.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Dec 2021, 6:36am
revbob wrote:
22 Dec 2021, 9:57pm
Sparky wrote:
22 Dec 2021, 9:48am
revbob wrote:
22 Dec 2021, 8:38am
Crazy gets crazier.

https://www.comicsands.com/qanon-jfk-jr ... 70039.html
Geezo, these people are just grasping for straws in the hopes of achieving an alternate reality. Time to put on the big boy pants and face the facts: Trump lost, JFK Jr is deceased and won't be running with Trump in 2024.
Meanwhile...
https://www.vice.com/en/article/k7wz5a/ ... ts-anthrax
While Oltmann said he was “sick, sick,” he claimed his symptoms were tempered because he was already taking the antibiotic doxycycline as a result of impaling his leg on an arrow in an accident in his brother’s garage weeks previously.
Yeah that part made me laugh.

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