The Ripe for Runaway Conspiracy Theory Thread

[WestwayKid]

These bozos need to be more creative with their Kennedy theories. Everyone knows JFK and JFK Jr are dead. We've got bodies. Now, Joe Kennedy Jr. supposedly died in a military crash over the English Channel in World War II, but his body was never found. There's your undead Kennedy, bingbongs.

He was the handsomest. He would also be 106 years old.

When I look at this photo I hear Mayor Quimby in my head.

[Dr. Medulla]

These bozos need to be more creative with their Kennedy theories. Everyone knows JFK and JFK Jr are dead. We've got bodies. Now, Joe Kennedy Jr. supposedly died in a military crash over the English Channel in World War II, but his body was never found. There's your undead Kennedy, bingbongs.

He was the handsomest. He would also be 106 years old.

When I look at this photo I hear Mayor Quimby in my head.

And when I hear Mayor Quimby, I think of Mayor Flex. So, Kennedy to Flex in two moves. That is so depressing.

[Flex]

These bozos need to be more creative with their Kennedy theories. Everyone knows JFK and JFK Jr are dead. We've got bodies. Now, Joe Kennedy Jr. supposedly died in a military crash over the English Channel in World War II, but his body was never found. There's your undead Kennedy, bingbongs.

He was the handsomest. He would also be 106 years old.

When I look at this photo I hear Mayor Quimby in my head.

And when I hear Mayor Quimby, I think of Mayor Flex. So, Kennedy to Flex in two moves. That is so depressing.

[BostonBeaneater]

[Dr. Medulla]

[revbob]

Where's that old photoshopped pic of Flex with the bog scissors? It used to pop up in google searches.

[Dr. Medulla]

Where's that old photoshopped pic of Flex with the bog scissors? It used to pop up in google searches.

Photoshopped?

[Sparky]

I learn something new every day. Today I learned that per Michael Flynn, COVID was created by "elitists" in order to defeat Donald Trump.



https://www.independent.co.uk/news/worl ... 03474.html

[Dr. Medulla]

I learn something new every day. Today I learned that per Michael Flynn, COVID was created by "elitists" in order to defeat Donald Trump.



https://www.independent.co.uk/news/worl ... 03474.html

Yet it's also just a cold that hardly kills anyone. It reminds me of the left's inconsistency in describing the CIA. It's both an all-powerful, sinister force that manipulates world events with terrifying effectiveness and an incompetent bunch of bumblers who can't even take out Castro.

[revbob]

I learn something new every day. Today I learned that per Michael Flynn, COVID was created by "elitists" in order to defeat Donald Trump.



https://www.independent.co.uk/news/worl ... 03474.html

Yet it's also just a cold that hardly kills anyone. It reminds me of the left's inconsistency in describing the CIA. It's both an all-powerful, sinister force that manipulates world events with terrifying effectiveness and an incompetent bunch of bumblers who can't even take out Castro.

I would never underestimate them

[Dr. Medulla]

I learn something new every day. Today I learned that per Michael Flynn, COVID was created by "elitists" in order to defeat Donald Trump.



https://www.independent.co.uk/news/worl ... 03474.html

Yet it's also just a cold that hardly kills anyone. It reminds me of the left's inconsistency in describing the CIA. It's both an all-powerful, sinister force that manipulates world events with terrifying effectiveness and an incompetent bunch of bumblers who can't even take out Castro.

I would never underestimate them

The CIA is fundamentally a bureaucracy. It has remarkable resources and a sinister raise d'etre, but it isn't immune to the usual problems that plague complex bureaucracies (probably more so because of its access to great resources). Thinking it's above it all pushes into Deep State hypothesizing.

[revbob]

I learn something new every day. Today I learned that per Michael Flynn, COVID was created by "elitists" in order to defeat Donald Trump.



https://www.independent.co.uk/news/worl ... 03474.html

Yet it's also just a cold that hardly kills anyone. It reminds me of the left's inconsistency in describing the CIA. It's both an all-powerful, sinister force that manipulates world events with terrifying effectiveness and an incompetent bunch of bumblers who can't even take out Castro.

I would never underestimate them

The CIA is fundamentally a bureaucracy. It has remarkable resources and a sinister raise d'etre, but it isn't immune to the usual problems that plague complex bureaucracies (probably more so because of its access to great resources). Thinking it's above it all pushes into Deep State hypothesizing.

That's what they want you to think

[Dr. Medulla]

I learn something new every day. Today I learned that per Michael Flynn, COVID was created by "elitists" in order to defeat Donald Trump.



https://www.independent.co.uk/news/worl ... 03474.html

Yet it's also just a cold that hardly kills anyone. It reminds me of the left's inconsistency in describing the CIA. It's both an all-powerful, sinister force that manipulates world events with terrifying effectiveness and an incompetent bunch of bumblers who can't even take out Castro.

I would never underestimate them

The CIA is fundamentally a bureaucracy. It has remarkable resources and a sinister raise d'etre, but it isn't immune to the usual problems that plague complex bureaucracies (probably more so because of its access to great resources). Thinking it's above it all pushes into Deep State hypothesizing.

That's what they want you to think

Well, I've been having windex and cashew oil cocktails for several months, so I'm immune.

[JennyB]

I learn something new every day. Today I learned that per Michael Flynn, COVID was created by "elitists" in order to defeat Donald Trump.



https://www.independent.co.uk/news/worl ... 03474.html

I'm sure he meant (((elitists))). They always mean (((elitists))).

[Dr. Medulla]

I learn something new every day. Today I learned that per Michael Flynn, COVID was created by "elitists" in order to defeat Donald Trump.



https://www.independent.co.uk/news/worl ... 03474.html

I'm sure he meant (((elitists))). They always mean (((elitists))).

As in Moshe Elitowitz.