Egads man, I should start manufacturing tin foil hats, bet I could sell a million of them to these dolts.
The Ripe for Runaway Conspiracy Theory Thread
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God, what a mess, on the ladder of success
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
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Ha! If these sinister liberals were so damned effective at manipulating people, they wouldn't need all these ruses. Schrodinger's overlords: diabolically competent and incompetent.
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I forgot to mention I watched and enjoyed this a few weeks ago.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑13 Feb 2021, 2:58pmWatched this this afternoon. It starts off talking about flat earthers, but then segues into QAnon.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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This is a high school friend too, not a random page (I definitely would not engage randos). We've done a few back and forths. My latest response:Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑30 Jul 2021, 12:16pmHa! If these sinister liberals were so damned effective at manipulating people, they wouldn't need all these ruses. Schrodinger's overlords: diabolically competent and incompetent.
"it just seems like a lot of work to try to preserve a single year in a governor’s term.
If you are going to go through that level of effort to coordinate an international conspiracy of scientists, doctors, and government officials, why not go for something grander? These global elites should be aiming higher."
She already responded:
"Believe me, they are.
However, if you want to be subtle about something, you start small, at local levels. Just like what happened with Hitler. He didn't start exterminating right away. (oh no I mentioned Hitler!)
But hey, YOU don't want to know about it, lest it shatter your world or YOUR perception of reality.
But if they're just "conspiracies", then you have nothing to worry about."
I'm formulating a response but might just drop it. I think the appropriate Hitler analogy would be that instead of the Reichstag fire, they coordinated various national governments, scientists, doctors, nurses all with varying motives and interests and framed the jews for...I don't know Spanish Flu or something. The timelines are wrong and it's further obfuscated by the whole "blame the Jews for the black plague" thing that happened.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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Christopher Hitchens once put it as that which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence. Cool, they have an explanation, but if it's just an explanation without evidence, it's faith. There's just as much evidence that what's happening is being caused by a time-travelling invisible Hitler from the 98th century. Prove me wrong!matedog wrote: ↑30 Jul 2021, 1:32pmThis is a high school friend too, not a random page (I definitely would not engage randos). We've done a few back and forths. My latest response:Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑30 Jul 2021, 12:16pmHa! If these sinister liberals were so damned effective at manipulating people, they wouldn't need all these ruses. Schrodinger's overlords: diabolically competent and incompetent.
"it just seems like a lot of work to try to preserve a single year in a governor’s term.
If you are going to go through that level of effort to coordinate an international conspiracy of scientists, doctors, and government officials, why not go for something grander? These global elites should be aiming higher."
She already responded:
"Believe me, they are.
However, if you want to be subtle about something, you start small, at local levels. Just like what happened with Hitler. He didn't start exterminating right away. (oh no I mentioned Hitler!)
But hey, YOU don't want to know about it, lest it shatter your world or YOUR perception of reality.
But if they're just "conspiracies", then you have nothing to worry about."
I'm formulating a response but might just drop it. I think the appropriate Hitler analogy would be that instead of the Reichstag fire, they coordinated various national governments, scientists, doctors, nurses all with varying motives and interests and framed the jews for...I don't know Spanish Flu or something. The timelines are wrong and it's further obfuscated by the whole "blame the Jews for the black plague" thing that happened.
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100%, baby.
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Same, I thought they were gonna have some conspiracy theories tho. They just asked me about stone cold facts
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You would think that if the Denver airport one was right, you'd be swamped by the coolest bands being belched up by Satan.
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12/18, so I guess I'm ready to be fitted for the tin foil hat now.
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12/18? You're also collecting jars of piss, friend.
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How'd you know?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑04 Aug 2021, 8:29pm12/18? You're also collecting jars of piss, friend.
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If I told you, you'd replace the pictures on the wall.
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100% as well, though disappointed by the lack of Jewish conspiracies. Though I guess the lizard people thing counts.
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I thought it was assumed that the lever-pullers behind all those conspiracies were Jews.
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That's what we *want* you to think.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑05 Aug 2021, 10:10amI thought it was assumed that the lever-pullers behind all those conspiracies were Jews.
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