The Ripe for Runaway Conspiracy Theory Thread

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Sparky wrote:
22 Aug 2021, 11:33am
revbob wrote:
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My son's boss thinks the moon landing was faked.
Team "flat earth" just leaves me in stitches. Next thing you know he'll be telling your son tRump won the election, but Jewish space lasers and Chinese smart thermostats helped rig it.
The dude is also a Mets fan so he's clearly beyond any hope.

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revbob wrote:
22 Aug 2021, 3:54pm
Sparky wrote:
22 Aug 2021, 11:33am
revbob wrote:
21 Aug 2021, 8:05pm
My son's boss thinks the moon landing was faked.
Team "flat earth" just leaves me in stitches. Next thing you know he'll be telling your son tRump won the election, but Jewish space lasers and Chinese smart thermostats helped rig it.
The dude is also a Mets fan so he's clearly beyond any hope.
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This one could have gone in the "Corona Virus Thread Of Doom" or "Future Of The Republican Party" thread or even the "Trump Observation Thread", it's just got so many different angles.

So, the results of the "Cyber Ninjas" election "audit" (I use the term very loosely) in Arizona has been delayed because the CEO and two of his five member staff now have COVID.

I mean how can this be? Every election outcome doubting Republican knows the whole COVID thing was "fake news", just like the election results, am I right?

https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/po ... 245851002/
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Sparky wrote:
23 Aug 2021, 6:04pm
This one could have gone in the "Corona Virus Thread Of Doom" or "Future Of The Republican Party" thread or even the "Trump Observation Thread", it's just got so many different angles.

So, the results of the "Cyber Ninjas" election "audit" (I use the term very loosely) in Arizona has been delayed because the CEO and two of his five member staff now have COVID.

I mean how can this be? Every election outcome doubting Republican knows the whole COVID thing was "fake news", just like the election results, am I right?

https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/po ... 245851002/
And hiding in the shadows, Hillary Clinton and George Soros, clutching Barrack Obama's Kenyan birth certificate.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Aug 2021, 6:59pm
Sparky wrote:
23 Aug 2021, 6:04pm
This one could have gone in the "Corona Virus Thread Of Doom" or "Future Of The Republican Party" thread or even the "Trump Observation Thread", it's just got so many different angles.

So, the results of the "Cyber Ninjas" election "audit" (I use the term very loosely) in Arizona has been delayed because the CEO and two of his five member staff now have COVID.

I mean how can this be? Every election outcome doubting Republican knows the whole COVID thing was "fake news", just like the election results, am I right?

https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/po ... 245851002/
And hiding in the shadows, Hillary Clinton and George Soros, clutching Barrack Obama's Kenyan birth certificate.
There is just so much wrong with this "audit" it's hard to believe.

Cyber Ninjas has no experience whatsoever in election security.

Their CEO has pushed fraud theories.

It's being paid for a tRump supporters.

Arizona election officials have publicly denounced the entire thing as a sham, and yet it goes on and on and on.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/202 ... supporters

https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/po ... 825258001/

https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/po ... 203872002/
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Sparky wrote:
23 Aug 2021, 7:18pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Aug 2021, 6:59pm
Sparky wrote:
23 Aug 2021, 6:04pm
This one could have gone in the "Corona Virus Thread Of Doom" or "Future Of The Republican Party" thread or even the "Trump Observation Thread", it's just got so many different angles.

So, the results of the "Cyber Ninjas" election "audit" (I use the term very loosely) in Arizona has been delayed because the CEO and two of his five member staff now have COVID.

I mean how can this be? Every election outcome doubting Republican knows the whole COVID thing was "fake news", just like the election results, am I right?

https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/po ... 245851002/
And hiding in the shadows, Hillary Clinton and George Soros, clutching Barrack Obama's Kenyan birth certificate.
There is just so much wrong with this "audit" it's hard to believe.

Cyber Ninjas has no experience whatsoever in election security.

Their CEO has pushed fraud theories.

It's being paid for a tRump supporters.

Arizona election officials have publicly denounced the entire thing as a sham, and yet it goes on and on and on.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/202 ... supporters

https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/po ... 825258001/

https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/po ... 203872002/
The point of this isn't to prove anything; it's to sow doubt on future elections. Keep yelling theft and supporters will believe there must be something to it—there's a pattern of it, donchaknow—and maybe it'll pay off in a future election.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Aug 2021, 7:25pm
Sparky wrote:
23 Aug 2021, 7:18pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Aug 2021, 6:59pm
Sparky wrote:
23 Aug 2021, 6:04pm
This one could have gone in the "Corona Virus Thread Of Doom" or "Future Of The Republican Party" thread or even the "Trump Observation Thread", it's just got so many different angles.

So, the results of the "Cyber Ninjas" election "audit" (I use the term very loosely) in Arizona has been delayed because the CEO and two of his five member staff now have COVID.

I mean how can this be? Every election outcome doubting Republican knows the whole COVID thing was "fake news", just like the election results, am I right?

https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/po ... 245851002/
And hiding in the shadows, Hillary Clinton and George Soros, clutching Barrack Obama's Kenyan birth certificate.
There is just so much wrong with this "audit" it's hard to believe.

Cyber Ninjas has no experience whatsoever in election security.

Their CEO has pushed fraud theories.

It's being paid for a tRump supporters.

Arizona election officials have publicly denounced the entire thing as a sham, and yet it goes on and on and on.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/202 ... supporters

https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/po ... 825258001/

https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/po ... 203872002/
The point of this isn't to prove anything; it's to sow doubt on future elections. Keep yelling theft and supporters will believe there must be something to it—there's a pattern of it, donchaknow—and maybe it'll pay off in a future election.
Exactly right. Keeps the momentum of the "big lie" moving.
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Sparky wrote:
23 Aug 2021, 6:04pm
This one could have gone in the "Corona Virus Thread Of Doom" or "Future Of The Republican Party" thread or even the "Trump Observation Thread", it's just got so many different angles.

So, the results of the "Cyber Ninjas" election "audit" (I use the term very loosely) in Arizona has been delayed because the CEO and two of his five member staff now have COVID.
...
They ain't no Ninjas either and I seriously doubt their cyber skills.

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I spent three hours yesterday in a hearing designed to "fix" non-existing voter fraud. One guy testifying spoke for 30 minutes about how the Chinese hacked the voting machines in Missouri so that Trump would lose (which, he won in MO, so how does that help his argument?). I am quoted at the bottom of the article. It gives a good glance into how batshit this state is:

https://www.stltoday.com/news/local/gov ... fdsaDq5TCA
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JennyB wrote:
25 Aug 2021, 9:57am
I spent three hours yesterday in a hearing designed to "fix" non-existing voter fraud. One guy testifying spoke for 30 minutes about how the Chinese hacked the voting machines in Missouri so that Trump would lose (which, he won in MO, so how does that help his argument?). I am quoted at the bottom of the article. It gives a good glance into how batshit this state is:

https://www.stltoday.com/news/local/gov ... fdsaDq5TCA
I can't imagine having to deal with those people, but good job fighting the good fight!
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
25 Aug 2021, 10:15am
JennyB wrote:
25 Aug 2021, 9:57am
I spent three hours yesterday in a hearing designed to "fix" non-existing voter fraud. One guy testifying spoke for 30 minutes about how the Chinese hacked the voting machines in Missouri so that Trump would lose (which, he won in MO, so how does that help his argument?). I am quoted at the bottom of the article. It gives a good glance into how batshit this state is:

https://www.stltoday.com/news/local/gov ... fdsaDq5TCA
I can't imagine having to deal with those people, but good job fighting the good fight!
It's insanity. I was also one of three people wearing a mask.
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JennyB wrote:
25 Aug 2021, 9:57am
I spent three hours yesterday in a hearing designed to "fix" non-existing voter fraud. One guy testifying spoke for 30 minutes about how the Chinese hacked the voting machines in Missouri so that Trump would lose (which, he won in MO, so how does that help his argument?). I am quoted at the bottom of the article. It gives a good glance into how batshit this state is:

https://www.stltoday.com/news/local/gov ... fdsaDq5TCA
Why are the Chinese so bad at fixing elections in Red states? That's the real question, people!
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 Aug 2021, 11:53am
JennyB wrote:
25 Aug 2021, 9:57am
I spent three hours yesterday in a hearing designed to "fix" non-existing voter fraud. One guy testifying spoke for 30 minutes about how the Chinese hacked the voting machines in Missouri so that Trump would lose (which, he won in MO, so how does that help his argument?). I am quoted at the bottom of the article. It gives a good glance into how batshit this state is:

https://www.stltoday.com/news/local/gov ... fdsaDq5TCA
Why are the Chinese so bad at fixing elections in Red states? That's the real question, people!
I mean, our atty. general is suing them for causing Covid (you heard that right. He is suing China), so ask him!
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JennyB wrote:
25 Aug 2021, 12:00pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 Aug 2021, 11:53am
JennyB wrote:
25 Aug 2021, 9:57am
I spent three hours yesterday in a hearing designed to "fix" non-existing voter fraud. One guy testifying spoke for 30 minutes about how the Chinese hacked the voting machines in Missouri so that Trump would lose (which, he won in MO, so how does that help his argument?). I am quoted at the bottom of the article. It gives a good glance into how batshit this state is:

https://www.stltoday.com/news/local/gov ... fdsaDq5TCA
Why are the Chinese so bad at fixing elections in Red states? That's the real question, people!
I mean, our atty. general is suing them for causing Covid (you heard that right. He is suing China), so ask him!
How dispiriting for the people who are career civil servants in MO's justice department. Experienced and skilled, and they're wasting their time on this kind of bullshit. Our former neighbour is pretty high up in federal Justice, and they said the Harper years were a nightmare. They'd give their assessment of a claim, be overruled by the political hacks, and then pursue a case that results in being scolded by the judge for being nonsense.
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