The Ripe for Runaway Conspiracy Theory Thread

[Dr. Medulla]

Hmm so there's clearly things happening in some places in terms of cases and the opposite in others.

Im curious what it is. Id been led to believe based on what Ive read, heard on the radio and such that wearing masks an integral part of that as it primarily reduces or keeps an infected person from releasing virus into the air.

Im seriously curious how your friend explains some of this.

I am too, but he so often adopts this smug/arrogant tone of voice when he's talking about stuff that he thinks he's right about that makes it really frustrating to listen to him. I'm probably not going to be in the mood for it unless we both get drunk.

This sounds awful.

Yeah, it's like he's made it a part of his identity. He definitely knows he's like this—I think he finds it funny. He definitely laughs along when people make fun of him for it.

I want you to bonk him on the head with your bass like Sid in Dallas(?).

[Kory]

Hmm so there's clearly things happening in some places in terms of cases and the opposite in others.

Im curious what it is. Id been led to believe based on what Ive read, heard on the radio and such that wearing masks an integral part of that as it primarily reduces or keeps an infected person from releasing virus into the air.

Im seriously curious how your friend explains some of this.

I am too, but he so often adopts this smug/arrogant tone of voice when he's talking about stuff that he thinks he's right about that makes it really frustrating to listen to him. I'm probably not going to be in the mood for it unless we both get drunk.

This sounds awful.

Yeah, it's like he's made it a part of his identity. He definitely knows he's like this—I think he finds it funny. He definitely laughs along when people make fun of him for it.

I want you to bonk him on the head with your bass like Sid in Dallas(?).

And since he's a doctor, he can stitch his own wound!

[Dr. Medulla]

I am too, but he so often adopts this smug/arrogant tone of voice when he's talking about stuff that he thinks he's right about that makes it really frustrating to listen to him. I'm probably not going to be in the mood for it unless we both get drunk.

This sounds awful.

Yeah, it's like he's made it a part of his identity. He definitely knows he's like this—I think he finds it funny. He definitely laughs along when people make fun of him for it.

I want you to bonk him on the head with your bass like Sid in Dallas(?).

And since he's a doctor, he can stitch his own wound!

Or get an overworked nurse to do it.

[BostonBeaneater]

Trending on Twitter.

[BostonBeaneater]

Trending on Twitter.

All I can say is that you cannot be a pacifist in the face of this stuff. These lowlifes don't understand it.

[JennyB]

Trending on Twitter.

I missed my allocation at the last ZOG meeting and I am PISSED.

[Dr. Medulla]

Trending on Twitter.

I missed my allocation at the last ZOG meeting and I am PISSED.

Now you know how it feels for the rest of us when we get screwed over by ZOG.

[JennyB]

Trending on Twitter.

I missed my allocation at the last ZOG meeting and I am PISSED.

Now you know how it feels for the rest of us when we get screwed over by ZOG.

Hee!

[revbob]

Trending on Twitter.

I missed my allocation at the last ZOG meeting and I am PISSED.

Now you know how it feels for the rest of us when we get screwed over by ZOG.

Hee!

Wow free lasers? Makes Obama look like a cheapskate for only giving cell phones to black people.

[Dr. Medulla]

Trending on Twitter.

I missed my allocation at the last ZOG meeting and I am PISSED.

Now you know how it feels for the rest of us when we get screwed over by ZOG.

Hee!

Wow free lasers? Makes Obama look like a cheapskate for only giving cell phones to black people.

Was it the secret Kenyan or secret Muslim or secret Marxist in him that made Obama so cheap?

[revbob]

I missed my allocation at the last ZOG meeting and I am PISSED.

Now you know how it feels for the rest of us when we get screwed over by ZOG.

Hee!

Wow free lasers? Makes Obama look like a cheapskate for only giving cell phones to black people.

Was it the secret Kenyan or secret Muslim or secret Marxist in him that made Obama so cheap?

That's a secret.

[Dr. Medulla]

Now you know how it feels for the rest of us when we get screwed over by ZOG.

Hee!

Wow free lasers? Makes Obama look like a cheapskate for only giving cell phones to black people.

Was it the secret Kenyan or secret Muslim or secret Marxist in him that made Obama so cheap?

That's a secret.

Not to Q!

[Dr. Medulla]

[Dr. Medulla]

Watched this this afternoon. It starts off talking about flat earthers, but then segues into QAnon.