Parenting (...or My Precious Snowflake is Better Than Yours)

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Rat Patrol wrote:
31 Jan 2019, 10:03pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
31 Jan 2019, 9:55pm
Marky Dread wrote:
31 Jan 2019, 9:18pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
31 Jan 2019, 9:16pm
Marky Dread wrote:
31 Jan 2019, 9:07pm


Wtf!
I know—newborns can't talk!
Was she praying for a white baby?
That's not how you get them …
Look...everybody knows gators hatch as virile men when the clutch of eggs is incubated at greater than 86 degrees, and as Barbie-eating women at less than 86 degrees. If she wanted a black girl instead she'd be doing handstands for 9 months. :naughty:
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Marky Dread wrote:
31 Jan 2019, 9:58pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
31 Jan 2019, 9:55pm
Marky Dread wrote:
31 Jan 2019, 9:18pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
31 Jan 2019, 9:16pm
Marky Dread wrote:
31 Jan 2019, 9:07pm


Wtf!
I know—newborns can't talk!
Was she praying for a white baby?
That's not how you get them …
Maybe she was trying to lay an egg and that kid was just crawling by thinking "hey free eggs".
This is so obviously fake and scientifically inaccurate!! No kid ever said thanks for anything let alone being born.

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101Walterton wrote:
31 Jan 2019, 10:25pm
Marky Dread wrote:
31 Jan 2019, 9:58pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
31 Jan 2019, 9:55pm
Marky Dread wrote:
31 Jan 2019, 9:18pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
31 Jan 2019, 9:16pm


I know—newborns can't talk!
Was she praying for a white baby?
That's not how you get them …
Maybe she was trying to lay an egg and that kid was just crawling by thinking "hey free eggs".
This is so obviously fake and scientifically inaccurate!! No kid ever said thanks for anything let alone being born.
Ungrateful little shit!
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"My sons breaking rules they don't even have" brilliant.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
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Revisiting Scarfolk has me in total awe at its genius. Humour gets no blacker.
The last line is the best.
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“Hood, Mr Hood?, the doctor will see you now”.

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101Walterton wrote:
13 Oct 2019, 4:00pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
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“Hood, Mr Hood?, the doctor will see you now”.
"How was it for you sir?" "Arrowing".
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WWK: I feel confident we haven't heard the last from Dr. Harvey Camel.

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