Well, a lot of them don't improve with age.
Parenting (...or My Precious Snowflake is Better Than Yours)
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Re: Parenting (...or My Precious Snowflake is Better Than Yours)
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
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Re: Parenting (...or My Precious Snowflake is Better Than Yours)
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Re: Parenting (...or My Precious Snowflake is Better Than Yours)
Not Choke tho. He's become a sweetie.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
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Re: Parenting (...or My Precious Snowflake is Better Than Yours)
"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Re: Parenting (...or My Precious Snowflake is Better Than Yours)
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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Re: Parenting (...or My Precious Snowflake is Better Than Yours)
"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Re: Parenting (...or My Precious Snowflake is Better Than Yours)
Ahh yes the young Donald Trump he speaks with fork tongue.
Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
"Without the common people you're nothing"
Nos Sumus Una Familia
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Re: Parenting (...or My Precious Snowflake is Better Than Yours)
proud mom
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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Re: Parenting (...or My Precious Snowflake is Better Than Yours)
"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Re: Parenting (...or My Precious Snowflake is Better Than Yours)
Granted, maybe those of us without kids will find this more funny than those who've spread their genes: https://www.theonion.com/idiot-kid-dies ... 1850775348
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Re: Parenting (...or My Precious Snowflake is Better Than Yours)
This one just slayed me.
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"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
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Re: Parenting (...or My Precious Snowflake is Better Than Yours)
Last year I left my 10 year old daughter in the car while I ran into the grocery store. It was summer, but not at all hot outside. It was her choice to stay in the car. She had a phone if she needed to contact me and again, she was a 10 - she could easily have gotten out of the car and found me if she had wanted to. Anyway, a store clerk noticed her in the car and went out to ask her if she needed the clerk to call the police. My daughter said no, she was fine. The clerk then insisted on going into the store and bringing her out some water. On one hand, I'm thankful for the clerk's kindness, but on the other hand, the clerk was also being just a tad overzealous.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑30 Aug 2023, 8:13pmGranted, maybe those of us without kids will find this more funny than those who've spread their genes: https://www.theonion.com/idiot-kid-dies ... 1850775348
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Re: Parenting (...or My Precious Snowflake is Better Than Yours)
I can appreciate the competing feelings. Thanks for caring, but there's a certain amount of being unfairly judged as delinquent.WestwayKid wrote: ↑31 Aug 2023, 12:07pmLast year I left my 10 year old daughter in the car while I ran into the grocery store. It was summer, but not at all hot outside. It was her choice to stay in the car. She had a phone if she needed to contact me and again, she was a 10 - she could easily have gotten out of the car and found me if she had wanted to. Anyway, a store clerk noticed her in the car and went out to ask her if she needed the clerk to call the police. My daughter said no, she was fine. The clerk then insisted on going into the store and bringing her out some water. On one hand, I'm thankful for the clerk's kindness, but on the other hand, the clerk was also being just a tad overzealous.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑30 Aug 2023, 8:13pmGranted, maybe those of us without kids will find this more funny than those who've spread their genes: https://www.theonion.com/idiot-kid-dies ... 1850775348
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"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft